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[Group Chat: ✰ THE STAR GANG ✰]
Mizi has added Sua, Ivan, Till, Hyuna, Hyun-woo, and Luka
Mizi: HIIIII EVERYONE!! 🌸✨
Mizi: i made this so we can coordinate for the festival!!
Mizi: NO LEAVING THE CHAT OR I WILL CRY!! (๑>ᴗ<๑)
Sua: I’m only here because Mizi asked.
Sua: @Ivan if you send one (1) blurry photo of Till’s neck I’m calling the police.
Sua: Also, don’t come home tonight. I locked the front door.
Ivan: Bold of you to assume I don’t have a spare key, sister.
Ivan: Good afternoon, everyone. Especially you, Till.
Till: GET ME OUT OF HERE
Till: MIZI PLEASE
Till: IVAN STOP TAGGING ME I AM SITTING THREE FEET AWAY FROM YOU
Hyuna: [Image: A blurry photo of a literal trash fire at 3:14 AM]
Hyuna: current vibes.
Hyuna: anyway why is the senior lounge smelling like Luka’s strawberry shampoo? @Hyun-woo control your pet.
Hyun-woo: I’m trying. He’s currently vibrating.
Hyun-woo: @Luka, please stop chewing on my blazer buttons. I only have one spare.
Luka: [Image: A high-definition, perfectly framed photo of Ivan pinned on top of Till on a classroom desk. Ivan’s hand is tangling in Till’s teal hair. Till looks like he’s seeing God and not in a good way.]
Luka: i am confused.
Luka: i finished fencing practice. i went to find my missing water bottle in room 302.
Luka: i saw this.
Luka: i took a photo and left before they saw me.
Luka: @blackvampire explain.
Mizi: …
Sua: …
Hyuna: HOLY SHIT LUKA LMAOOO
Till: LUKA I WILL KILL YOU
Till: I WILL ACTUALLY END YOU
Till: HE WAS TRIPPING ME!! HE WAS TRYING TO STEAL MY SONGWRITING NOTES!!
Ivan: Technically, I was just making sure you didn't fall off the desk, Till.
Ivan: You’re very clumsy when you’re flustered.
Sua: IVAN!!
Sua: I AM TELLING DAD.
Sua: YOU CAN’T JUST PIN PEOPLE ON DESKS IN THE MUSIC WING!!
Sua: You are a disgrace to our family name.
Hyuna: LUKA YOU ARE A MENACE. THE GLASSES STAY ON FOR A REASON.
Hyuna: you really just walked in, took a 4K 60FPS photo of the junior year drama, and walked out?
Luka: yes.
Luka: [Image: A blurry selfie of Luka’s pretty face, glasses sliding off, nibbling on Hyuna’s brown hair]
Luka: hyuna-unnie is the only one who doesn't yell at me. (｡· v ·｡)
Till: "pretty face"??
Till: @Mizi look at what Hyun-woo just sent me.
Till: [Image: A scanned middle school ID card. It shows a much younger Luka with round, chubby cheeks, a bowl cut, and thick, coke-bottle glasses. He looks incredibly nervous.]
Mizi: GASP!! 💖💖💖
Mizi: CHUBBY LUKA??
Mizi: HE WAS A LITTLE MARSHMALLOW!!
Sua: I refuse to believe this is the same person who currently nibbles on sleeves for sport.
Ivan: Life is unfair.
Ivan: How did the "Physics Nerd" turn into the "Pretty Boy Menace"?
Hyuna: he grew 10 inches and realized he could get away with anything if he looked sad.
Hyuna: @Luka stop eating my hair. people already think we're dating because you follow me like a lost puppy.
Luka: we aren't?
Luka: i bought you the strawberry bread though. 🍓
Hyun-woo: He’s been following her since he was a "chunky nerd."
Hyun-woo: Some things never change.
Till: I AM CHANGING MY NAME AND MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Till: @Luka DELETE THE DESK PHOTO NOW
Luka: no.
Luka: it’s my lockscreen now.
Luka: @Hyuna can i sit on your lap during the debate meeting?
Hyuna: fine. but if you bite my prosthetic again, you're walking home.