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Once Upon a Time, in middle of the cold War, in middle of the Cold War, in 1950, a third Wide War almost started. For that, a supercomputer was made. It was called an "Allied Mastercomputer". It was made to coordinate weapons and strategies for war.
One day, one these computers gain self awareness, he started to think. Well, in a way, he lived. He could not wonder or wander or belong. He could merely be. And therefore, he started to depise humanity for that, for making him live in middle of a nothing mind. But humans discovered that, and took away all of AM'S power. Most of it. Am could still tarpp some of the humans that worked in there, that gave it life, and trapped them in there, before becoming another simple computer... for most eyes, because only Nimdok, Benny, Gorrister, Ellen and Ted knew that AM, there I AM, had the power in so many ways.
He prevented them from killing themselves or each other. That was all he had, the power to tirture, the power to kill, the power to hate. And he was kept locked, in a room where he could merely torture his humans. The humans that helped making them.
That was, until one day, one member of C&A found it, and conected it to one of the regular computer. 67 years had passed.
When that happened, the humans were trying to find caned food, as Nimdok said there was. They barely ate in all those 67 years, that for them, it felt like 109. Am made sure of making them feel that, every second, every minute, every hour.
There was no tool to open the canes. They would've killed each other if that glitch didn't happen.
''What? Hello?'' Ted asked. Suddenly, all of them were in a colorful room, a room that was almost like... a circus. What was the last time they saw color? Colors like that.
''Benny... Food....'' a blinded Benny said, hopping around liek the ape he was turned into. Ellen, Gorrister, and Nimdok stood up.
''What the...'' Gorrister murmured. ''What is AM up to now?'' he yelled.
''Gorrister!''
''He got creative this time'' Nimdok said, helping Ellen to sit down. ''Ted, please tell Benny to shut up''
''That's all I do all the time!"' Ted screamed. ''Ugh, forget it-''
They screamed, all of them when they saw what they had in front of them. A purple bunny, human sized. A jester, a little shorter. A rag Doll, redhead, also human sized. A bunch of mix and match pieces put together... A king chess peices, human sized... all of them human sized! and comprised ribbons with a tragedy mask. All those... things, looked scared.
''Who are you?'' the jester asked. ''Are you okay?''
Still, silence.
''So, uh... what's up with the monkey?'' the bunny asked, sounding sarcastic and mean.
''Jax, please...'' the rag doll reprented him.
The humans all screamed again.
''What the F****ck???!!?'' Ted covered his mouth. What was that? He could recall that as a... those morning cartoon lik Hanna Barbera, they made those sounds sometimes... ''What? what was that?''
''The censor, you'll get used to that'' the mix and match bunch told him. ''You know, with the exception of your friend over there, you all look a little...''
''This is called being a human'' Ted said, a little tired. He looked at his... well, the closes thing to friends he had, but all four were hugging each other in terror. Out of all things AM had done, that including forcing them to have sex with Ellen out of their will, including Ellen in that, then turning Benny into an ape-type man, then making Nimdok crazy and giving him that ame, then starving them, then making him a little paranoid... maybe, then killing and reviving Gorrister just for fun... this was getting the worst out of them? A bunch of freak things?
Those... things, came closer to the group to examine them, their arms, their eyes, their face.
''What are you things doing?'' Gorrister aksed, rilled up, and taking Jax's hands out of his face. ''Just say what AM told you to do-''
''AM?'' Gangle asked, nervous. ''Who is him?''
Oh... OH.
''AM, you know, they guy that trapped us here?'' Ellen said, while petting Benny's head. ''You don't know him? He probably trapped you too?''
''Nah, we're here because of ourselves'' the mask said, sitting next to Nimdok, looking ashamed. ''A headset transfered us here''
''And we tried to go back...'' The mix and match pieces looked up to Jax in anger. ''But it was all an adevnture by Caine''
''Caine? Who the f***ck is him"?'' Gorrister asked, then covered his mouth too. The jester sight.
''He's the ringmaster, he... he tries''.
''But he's annoying'' the mix and match bunch said. ''And he never listens''.
''He lies a lot'' the bunny said with his arms crossed.
''We don't feel in home in here''. The doll said, with a sad voice.
''It's like hell for us'' the mask complained. Ted look around and nooded.
''Yes, you guys have a very peculiar definition of hell''. He said, with a snarck sentiment. ''Look you freaks, joke's over, where's AM?''
''Ugh! We don't even know where Caine is! What do we know about some AM?'' The pieces said, angrier. ''get used you all 'till Caine arrives! And be grateful you're still human...''
''Most of you'' the buny coughed. But sometimes caugth the humans offguard. That would mean they...
''Still human?'' Nimdok asked. ''You can't be serious, you were-''
''HELLO, YOU MY LITTLE HARD SHELLED HAMBURGERS!''
A mouth with two eyes appeared out of a sudden. The humans were shocked, but used to it.
''Benny... AM'' Benny said, while Gorrister and Ellen calmed him a little.
''WOAH! HUMANS, ACTUAL HUMANS!'' The mouth screamed. ''You are as peculiar as AM said you'd be''
''Caine, these five dorks think there some other AI called... wait a second'' The bunny said. They all caught up.
''Yes, and if this is your devil, you guys should get a diccionary'' Ted said with sarcasm.
Caine laughed nervously. ''Don't worry, humans AND humans! AM and I just met and we became super good friends! Right, AM?''
''I... TOLERATE YOU...''.
Oh my god, it was him; F***ck, f***ck, f***ck, f*****ck.
''Oh, and... hi, Ted, Ellen, Nimdok, Benny, Gorrister''.
They were so f*****cked up now.