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Recently, me and Tung baby baby decided to adopt a child. She’s a sweet little girl named Regina. She’s six years old and at her school she learned about lemonade stands and she wanted to make one. Triple T left work to help (omg my man btw) and we set one outside our house. She put supplies of the lemonade we didn’t need to use now on the trunk of our Model 3 Specs
Rear-Wheel Drive
Drive
Battery
Standard Range
Range (EPA est.)
321 mi
Acceleration
5.8 s 0-60 mph
Drive
Rear-Wheel Drive
Dimensions
Weight (Curb Mass)
3,759 lbs
Cargo
24 cu ft
Wheels
18" or 19"
Seating
5 adults
Displays
15.4" Center Touchscreen
Ground Clearance
5.4"
Overall Width
Folded mirrors: 76.1"
Extended mirrors: 82.2"
Overall Height
56.7"
Overall Length
185.8"
Charging
Supercharging Max/Payment Type
225 kW Max; Pay Per Use
Charging Speed
Up to 170 miles added in 15 minutes3
Warranty
Basic Vehicle
4 years or 50,000 mi, whichever comes first
Battery & Drive Unit
8 years or 100,000 mi, whichever comes first (model 3 Tesla)
And we set it up. Our neighborhood loved this and we got so much orders to the point we ran out of supplies! Then.. our neighbor.. ballerina cappuccina HATED THIS. She calked the police on us and my ex tralalero tralala CAME HERE BECAUSE HES THE FREAKING POLICE OFFICER GUY ON DUTY he came with brr brr patapim also. I begged and begged patapim for some mercy and he said okay but TRALALERO TRALALA DIDNT EVEN CHANGE HIM MIND. patapim said that it’s fine if it’s outside of our house and reassured cappucina that everything’s okay but she’s a mean old Karen and she dENIED AND DENIED.