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It was a tranquil morning and the scent of fresh pancakes was in the air of the little apartment, Diego and his partner Gyro lived in.
The pancakes were made by Gyro Zeppeli, who had just learned how to make them for Diego,
Weirdly Diego was nowhere to be found.
Gyro screamed for his boyfriend to get out of his room to try them, but there was no answer.
Aggravated Gyro ripped open the door to his and Diego’s bedroom to drag him out of that room so they could eat the freshest pancakes.
”God damn it Diego if you don’t get your fucking ass out of the bed I will drag you out-!?”, Gyro couldn’t finish his sentence because he saw
something shocking.
Diego was curled up like a ball, sweating and panting.
”My bloody asshole hurts.”, Diego said while panting aggressively.
Gyro didn’t ask questions and just took his partner to the bathroom.
His hands immediately went towards Diego’s pants to quickly get them off.
Gyro rubbed his eyes his disbelief, there was no way in hell his partner was laying a freaking egg.
“Diego, when you turn into a dinosaur, are you a female or something? Because why in hell are you laying an egg?”, Johnny would never believe this shit, that was happening to them.
”Why in the bloody heck would I know that?”, Diego managed to huff, whilst he was clearly suffering.
Gyro tried to argue that Diego turning into a Dinosaur during sexual contact was a bad idea, but Diego shut him down even though he was literally suffering.
Diego would sometimes make noises as if the egg inside of his ass was pleasuring him, but would mostly scream in pain.
You could say, maybe laying an egg wasn’t really a prideful thing to happen on a random morning.
The progress often reset as Diego would sometimes tighten his anus so the egg would just slide up so he had so repeat the process multiple times.
He had in fact done it so often the floor was covered in a weird mucus and lots of blood.
Diego would describe the texture to Gyro so he could imagine it too, but I guess Gyro didn’t really care all that much.
A man would never be able to experience the horrors and pain of giving birth, but based on how Diego acted, it was pretty clear that he was probably experiencing such pain.
After probably loosing 20 ml of blood, the egg finally came out.
Diego was passed out so Gyro took him back to the bedroom and tucked him in.
He also made porridge and put antibiotics in it so Diego’s asshole wouldn’t be hemorrhaging and no infections would occur.
At last he tucked in the egg with Diego so they could all be a happy family.
The end.