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Nyarlhotep and AQuixoticFantasy were looking to go out for a date, and the chance came as a local restaurant was holding a couple's discount (in the middle of April, but who cares). As they both got situated, a waiter came over, speaking in a friendly tone "Hey there! Could I get you two anything to drink?"
AQuixoticFantasy speaks first "Just a water for me, please"
Nyarlhotep then speaks "I w o u l d q u i t e enjoy t h e orange j u i c e"
The waiter walks off, leaving the two to wait, as they look down the menu, AQuixoticFantasy eventually speaks "The crab cakes are sounding quite good to me, what are you going to get, dear?"
Nyarlhotep's response, "I a m l o o k i n g a t t h e mini t a c o s"
AQuixoticFantasy gives a nod, as the waiter comes back with their drinks. "Hey, I think we're ready to order now" AQuixoticFantasy says to the waiter.
The waiter nods, before Nyarlhotep speaks "I w o u l d l i k e the m i n i tacos"
"I'd enjoy the crab cakes" AQuixoticFantasy says to the waiter, not noticing a certain someone sitting near them.
After the waiter brings the two their food, AQuixoticFantasy and Nyarlhotep start to eat their food, before AQuixoticFantasy decides to do a romantic act, putting one of the crab cakes onto his fork, moving it towards Nyarlhotep's mouth, Nyarlhotep opens its mouth, as the fork slides in.
Eventually, the two have eaten their food, doing similar romantic gestures throughout. The waiter come back, this time with the bill, couples discount applied. AQuixoticFantasy swipes his card, a ding, and the bill is paid.
As AQuixoticFantasy and Nyarlhotep are exiting the restaurant, someone stops them, it's Wonktooth.
"Hey, I saw you two eating my brethren, I will make you pay!" Wonktooth declares, as AQuixoticFantasy steps forward and speaks "Well, crab boy, I'd back down before your back gets broken"
Wonktooth throws out a punch, which gets blocked, as AQuixoticFantasy grabs Wonktooth by the collab, before punching him in the throat, causing him to cough out a bit of blood, before he gets kicked in the stomach, falling to his knees
"Gah... you fight dirty..." Wonktooth mutters out, his voice sounding pained, AQuixoticFantasy doesn't respond, kicking Wonktooth again, making him crash into a nearby planter box.
AQuixoticFantasy takes Nyarlhotep's hand, before speaking sweetly "Let's go home, my dear"