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It's April Fools in 2026. Noah had an idea. He and Finn have been together for a long while now, and he wanted to know - how would the internet react if he launched with another man? Noah went for a walk where he was.. he walked to the top of a building and looked out the top.. you could see the city from there. Noah sighed happily. He then saw some homeless dude sitting at the top of the building too. Noah had an idea. He walked up to the homeless man and said "Hey.. do you wanna take a photo with me?" The man looks at Noah confused and with som weird ass accent, he says "Why should I take a photo with you? You're some random man!" Noah sighed to himself, and said "I'm NOT some random man... will you take the photo if I give you 100 dollars?" The homeless man grinned and said "Of course!" He quicky took the bill and Noah helped him up
They both got into position, Noah hugging the homeless man. After the photo was taken, Noah opened Instagram and captioned it "1 month of us ❤️". He then put it on his story. He turned to the man, and the man said "Thank you so much.. I needed the money." Noah grinned "You're welcome. I hope you can get your life in order." The homeless man smiled... and said..
"SIKE!!"
The homeless man then pulled off the skin suit he was wearing.. and it was... Mr Beast?! Mr Beast smiled with his puppet ass smile and said to Noah in his puppet ass voice "Congratulations! You win one BILLION dollars!" Noah was in shock. One BILLION?! That was a LOT of money. Mr Beast gave him 2 briefcases FILLED with dollar bills, all worth ONE BILLION. He couldn't even say anything, he was too in shock. Noah soon left the building with the money, still in shock, and went back to his apartment. He put the briefcases inside the closet in his room and went to bed.
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The next day, Noah woke up at 9 AM, after sleeping in. He checked his phone, to MULTIPLE unread texts from Finn and multiple missed calls. Noah then remembered the Instagram story. Crap.
Noah frantically grabbed his phone and FaceTimed Finn, listening to the phone call him. Noah prayed to Benjamin Netanyahu that Finn would answer. Thankfully, Finn answered. Noah gasped looking at him. Finn's hair was messy, his eyes were bloodshot, he had eye bags, and he had a very sad pout on his face. Noah felt his heart break, he had made Finn upset.
Finns tired voice cut in, interrupting the silence. "Noah? Have you been cheating on me?"
Oh dear. Noah had NOT thought his prank through. Noah quickly shook his head "No, no, no, baby!! I didn't cheat." Noah sighed.
"I know this may sound ridiculous but I wanted to know how the internet would react to me having a boyfriend, so I payed some homeless guy, who wasn't ACTUALLY homeless, and was MR BEAST to take a photo of me. OH, and because it was Mr Beast, I GOT A BILLION DOLLARS."
Finn was in shock. "A billion?!" He took a deep breath "That's amazing, but even though it was a joke, it hurt my feelings. I genuinely thought you cheated on me." Noah gasped and said "Why would I cheat on you? You're too kind, caring, loyal, beautiful, amazing at music, hot and so much more that I couldn't cheat on you. I also love you way too much to cheat."
Finn slowly smiled. "..I love you more." Noah giggled and said "Nah, I think I love YOU more."
Both boys bantered for a bit for who loved each other more the most, until Noah said "Will you forgive me if I say on my story that it was a prank?"
Finn grinned, responding with "Yeah, AND if you wear a maid dress the next time you see me." Noah giggled and said "Deal."
And then both boys lived happily ever after, dancing on sunshine and rainbows.