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Sherlock woke up, at, 8:00? no surely that cannot be right? Sherlock never sleeps in! he grabs his phone to check the actual time and right in front of him it says 3:00, phew, but that's not the only thing that catches his mind... no it's the first of April, ah yes, 'April fools', Sherlock rolls his eyes as he recalls the day before, as after his shower he had spotted John walking out of his room, he must of changed the time on the clock to confuse Sherlock, of course, but Sherlock thought if he could convince Marianna to speak in French all day as 'revenge' it would be funny. So Sherlock, not realising Marianna was , most likely not a insomniac, messaged her.
SH: Good morning Marianna John has played a very annoying April fools prank on me, would you like to prank him by speaking french all day? Or until he notices?
<<Read 3:07>>
Marinna: Sherlock it's three in the morning and I am asleep, but yes now let me go back to sleeping!
SH: thank you, but I would like to point out that you are awake, not asleep.
Marianna: SHERLOCK!
SH: Ah yes sorry, women need their "Beauty sleep", which dose not affect their beauty in the slightest.
<<Read 3:15>>
Sherlock after realising Marianna had gone back to sleep put his phone down and went to the kitchen to prepare a hot cup of tea, with his signature marshmallow's.
--- About three hours later------
"Good morning Sherlock!" John says stepping out of his room groggily.
"Bonjour John Watson… Avez-vous bien dormi ?" Sherlock replies snickering.
"What? Sherlock it's to early in the morning for Spanish," He groans rubbing his face and sitting down on his armchair.
"Non, John, je parle français, pas espagnol!" Sherlock explains sighing into his hand dramatically.
"Yeah no.. I can't be fucked with this, I'm taking Archie for a walk! you better better not be err french...? when I get back!
"Je ne promets rien ! À bientôt !" Sherlock replies.
"Hang on....... It's April fools, what a funny prank now speak english please?" John said with Puppy eyes.
"*Sigh* Fineeeee..... April Fools!" Sherlock says breaking out with laughter as he takes a photo of John's puppy eyes.
"HEY DELETE THAT PHOTO NOW!" John says diving onto Sherlock trying to grab the phone off him.
"OW WATSON!" Sherlock yells falling onto the ground with John lying on top of him.
"Bonjour John et Sherlock - OH MON DIEU-!" Marianna says opening the door to the flat, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOINING ON! JOHN DON'T FUCK SHERLOCK IN THE LIVING ROOM!"
"MARIANNA! IM NOT TRYING TO FUCK SHERLOCK, HE HAS A PHOTO OF ME DOING PUPPY EYES!" John yells ripping Sherlock's phone out of his hand, standing up and deleting photo.
"Yes he is indeed though I would like to point out you have a Boner Watson!" Sherlock says standing up and smoothing out his shirt and trousers.
"Oh my lord.. I'm gonna let you to sort this out!" Marianna says walking off sighing into her hands.
"SHERLOCK I DO NOT! OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!" John yells at him.