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“Mc… are you sure that’s safe?” Levi asks as he stares suspiciously at the glass pipe now in your hands.
You chuckle as you set it down in the grass with the rest of your ‘instruments’ and zip your bag back up. “Yes it’s safe, you aren’t the first of your brothers to smoke with me so I know it won’t kill you”
“Ok…but why do we have to do this outside? Can’t we just go back to my room and do this? It’s too bright out here!” He covers his eyes dramatically attempting to shield himself from the harsh human world sun
“Well, there’s several reasons for that. one, I doubt Lucifer would approve of this so we’re hiding from him, two I don’t want the house to smell like smoke because of reason number one, and three it’s nice outside, Levi. A little sun won’t kill you! “ You reply and pull a pair of sunglasses from out behind you before handing them to him, “Here so it won’t be so bright.”
He takes the glasses inspecting them with a puzzled look on his face, “Aren’t these mammon’s? No way can I wear something a normie like him would wear…”
You take the sunglasses from his hands and place them on his face yourself. “Well if it makes you feel better they’re mine. Mammon just bought me the same pair” you explain to him kissing him on the cheek, as you lean away.
He turns away from you covering the blush spreading across his cheeks with his hand. “M-mc! You can’t just pull a boss-level move on me like that, I need at least a week's notice for something like that”
You shake your head chuckling, as you pick up your grinder and load a bowl.
“Here hold this while I grab the lighter” You hold the pipe out to Levi.
He hesitantly takes the bowl from your hand, studying the plant material within as you dig in your bag again.
“Now in honor of you finally wanting to try smoking with me, I got something special! Hand me back the bowl and close your eyes”
He does as you ask as you grab his hand and place the object from your bag in it.
“Ok, you can look now!” You say smiling
As he opens his eyes he sees Ruri-Chan? Well kind of, she’s a little lumpy and her eyes aren't quite in the right place. He glances over at your happy expression and tries to feign excitement at the funky-looking Ruri-chan figure now in his hands “Oh, cool! It’s Ruri-chan…”
Eagerly taking it back from him, you proudly hold it in front of him “It’s not just Ruri-chan! It’s also…” you put your thumb on one of the points of her hat and slide it to the side, as you do a flame appears on top of her head “a lighter! It’s a bootleg off akuzon so she’s not perfect. but you said you were kind of nervous to try this with me so I thought having Ruri Hana here would make you feel better I guess? If you don’t want it I can just keep it, I think she’s cute”
He blushes and murmurs under his breath “You wanted to make me feel better?” Grabbing the lighter from your hand, he clutches it to his chest
“No! I love it” he turns it around in his hand getting a better look at it “It’s not the worst bootleg I’ve seen, Ruri-Chan is cute no matter what form she’s in!”
“Well I’m glad you like it, now hand her over so I can light this” You hold your hand out for the lighter as he places it back in your hand “Now watch so I can show you how to hit this. First, you hold it to your mouth, then you suck on it almost like a straw as you hold the flame to it while you breathe in”
You demonstrate to him how to hit the pipe, holding the smoke in for a couple of seconds before blowing it out. Smiling, you hand the pipe to him “Your turn! But don’t try to take as big of a hit as I did or you’ll cough your head off”
Slowly he takes the object from you, following your instructions and subsequently coughing his head off.
His face turns red as he tries not to hack his lungs out. You take the pipe from him and rub his back comfortingly as he catches his breath.
“T-that was horrible!’ He chokes out
You chuckle, patting him on the back “Well…I told you not to take such a big hit.
He’s struggles to catch his breath for what feels like forever, you actually start to get concerned before finally regains his composure or all least what composure he had before coughing fit.
I lost steam here so if I decide to continue it then You and Levi go back to his room and watch anime and he like freaks out and see it in a new light or something