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Published:
2026-04-03
Updated:
2026-04-14
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673
Chapters:
5/?
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DEPRESSED HOES🇺🇸🔥🗣️🦅

Summary:

forsaken chatfic….

Sighs in horrible writing skills

Notes:

Haha pretend they got the phones and shit y’all haha…

Chapter 1: AMERICAAAAAA🦅🦅🦅🔥‼️🗣️

Chapter Text

???? created a groupchat
???? added 12 people
???? renamed the groupchat to ‘daddy issues✌’
???? renamed 12 people

 

minimumwage: what is this

 

Noobie!☆: oooo a groupchat

 

Builderman: This chat will be used for rounds. Please keep swearing and fighting to a minimum.

 

gluttonyincarnet: old ahh man
gluttonyincarnet: .
gluttonyincarnet: WHY IS THAT MY NAME????

 

WizardInDaWoods: It’s true though, Shedletsky.

 

⚠BombBombBomb⚠: yuh

 

Ladyluckswife: HOLY SHIT IT CAN TALK???

 

⚠BombBombBomb⚠: i’m mute not illiterate dipshit

 

minimumwage: lmao

 

Ladyluckswife: ELLIOT I HOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE 😭😭😭

 

????: man sybau

 

gluttonyincarnet: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???

 

????: shit

 

???? left ‘Daddy issues✌’

 

Noobie!☆: uhm

 

Noliskitten: Hi guys

 

minimumwage: kys

 

Noliskitten: :(