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It was almost the end of the day, well just what the blue faced TV thought of as the end of the day. Time wasn’t exactly a thing in this elevator inhabited place. But no matter, it was time to close up her shop, which was fittingly named “floppy shoppy”.
“Welp I’ve done enough storemaxxing” The TV thought to her self. following up with this statement she rolled up to the right side of her counter, using her one metal arm (which was better described as a claw) to lift up the small door and roll to the door leading to her shop.
Just as she was disabling the elevator from stopping at her floor. a ding came from elevator, the mental doors leading to it opened up.
Scag was annoyed, thinking it was just another lame-o loser costumer. To express her annoyance, she let out a loud- glitching almost groan. “greeeaaatt…” as she let her voice drown on, she came to realize who was at the doors once they opened. Her eyes shot open as a smile started to form on her screen face.
“PROTO!!!”
It was him, scag’s best (and only friend) Prototype.
Prototype was a robot, white shell, pink, yellow, blue, and purple horns on the top of his face and cheeks. With matching coloured claws.
“Hello scag!” Prototype said exactly, he was waiting all day to finally talk to Scag, it was all he could think about the entire “day”
“Helloooo my goodmaxxing awesomepilled friend” Scag had a happy tone- but, the word “friend” stung in her mouth, like it felt wrong. “prob just an errormax..” scag made the excuse for her feelings in her head, the feeling just being an “error”.
“I wanted to stop by and hang out! I got here as fast as i could” The robot buzzed cheerfully.
“Well luckymaxxing for u bro, u stoped at my awesomepilled store right before I powered it off” Scag beamed with a prideful tone.
“Hehe you talk funny!” Prototype exclaimed
“Heh yeah i know im funnypilled” the TV said casually, but the comment did make her blush slightly, making her face get warm. “Anyywaysss would u like to help me stackmax some floppies” Scag proposed “oh sure!” Prototype happily excepted the proposition.
After Scag got a box of floppies from the back area and placed the box next to the shelf, her and Prototype got to work. While the both of them were stacking floppies on the shelves, The cheerful robot decided to start some conversation.
“So, how has your day been Scag?”
Scag perked up at the sudden sound of his voice, once she went back to her normal state she answered his question. “Well” she started off, “today has been pretty chillpilled ngl, a few losers walking into the shop like normal” the TV spoke casually with her mind being mainly focused (if she could even be focused ever) on putting floppies on the grey shelves
“Oh, well uhm my day was pretty fun!” Prototype said obviously trying to continue the conversation. Scag was more focused on the horned white-shelled robot now, paying full attention to his words. “what happened brah” scag asked, making prototype continue on “Today in the elevator there was this weird little red ball- not like the ACTUAL red ball with the face on it, but a transparent red ball! It also had an arrow going through it i think? But anyways-“
Prototype rambled on about everything that happened that day, his mind going from one thing to the next. Excitedly mumbling on.
“And so-“ Prototype stopped in the middle of his sentence, noticing Scag looking at him almost, fondly? “Sc- scag?” Prototype muttered, making scag snap out of her thoughts. “Yea dude?” Scag said, trying to hide her nervousness “you’ve been staring at me..”
“OH” Scag raised her voice, she hadn’t noticed she’d been looking at him for so long. “Sorry i was just uh- thoughtmaxxing not my fault you were in the way” scag said trying to excuse herself. “Hehe alright!” Prototype giggled.
After a few more minutes had passed of stacking floppies Scag remembered something she was waiting to ask the robot, she dramatically turned to Prototype “PROTO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVIEMAXWITH ME” scag spoke her voice becoming extremely high pitched “oh id love to!! Ive never seen a movie before-“ scag cut him off “YOUVE NEVER SEEN A MOVIE BEFORE!?!” She said shocked “uhm..yeeesss?” Prototype said in response “COME HERE RIGHT NOW” Scag grabbed his arm and dragged him over to the rooms behind the counter, in there was a small tv, blankets, a beanbag and, various VHS tapes all in a container text to the TV.
Scag plopped prototype onto the bean bag as she rolled over to the container, grabbing a VHS and inserting it into the TV. Once she finished with that she swooped back to Where prototype was. “Here help lift me down” Scag commanded. Prototype listened grabbing her tv head off her stand and placed her next to him, and moving her body out of the way so they could view the TV.
“Sooo..whats this movie about?” Prototype asked “Its called electric dreams its about this loser buying this computer and he also likes this girl or whatever BUT his awesome computer likes the same girl and stuff. Ive heard its pretty awesome” Scag explained lazily “oh interesting!!” Prototype responded excitedly. “Alright its starting now” Scag said.
They we’re about halfway through the movie when prototype spoke up
“You know ive always wondered what kissing someone would *bzzt-* be like.” “Oh really?” Scag said in response “yeah! I mean, ive never kissed someone before” prototype mumbled.“we could kiss” the words came out of scag’s mouth before she could even think about them. She looked away nervously before throwing a quick look back at Proto.
Scag was about to reject her own proposal but before she could speak prototype responded to her “i mean, we could..” prototype whispered nervously. “Wow.. I mean uhm- yea if YOU want to not like i want to or anything that’d be super lame heh” Scag rushed through her words, obviously lying. “Well, alright!” Once prototype finished speaking He turned to scag and picked her up. Bringing her close to his face.
“So uhm, do we just press our mouth’s together and thats it?” Prototype asked shyly “yea no duh freak” scag taunting said, giggling. “And do we close our eyes or keep them open? I know that most people-“ scag cut prototype off “shush, just get on with it. Im sure you’re gonna do fine” “uhm *brzt* alright!” Prototype leaned closer to scags face, feeling her screen getting hotter with every second.
“Come on dude-“ Before she could finish her sentence, prototypes lips (mouth??? Idk just go with it) met Scags. She was caught off guard by Prototype suddenly kissing her, but after a few seconds she got comfortable and leaned into it, closing her eyes.
A few seconds had passed before they finally separated their mouths. The both of their faces rapidly heating up as they both caught their breath.
“S-sorry did that last to long? Im sorry if i-“ prototype started mumbling on nervously before scag spoke loudly “that was flipping awesome.” The both sat there, looking at each other before scag spoke up once more “I think i” she paused “ i think i *like* like you.”
All prototype said in response was “i think i love you too.” They sat in silence before scag asked “so are we like, a thing now???”
“I think so? I mean if you want to be then-“
“YES”
They sat together, cuddling while they enjoyed the rest of the movie. THE END YAYYY