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"DAZAI, get your lazy ass out of bed!" Kunikida yelled through the door. Dazai, who had been asleep as always, groaned and sat up.
"Dazai, you bandage wasting machine! You're late AGAIN." Kunikida went on about how he needed to wake up earlier and his messed up schedule.
"Dazai, you have thirty minutes."
"Thank you Kunikida~" Dazai answered as last, making sure he sounded extra annoying.
Kunikida made an angry noise and stomped away.
Mission success, Dazai thought to himself.
Dazai ,as best he could, dragged himself out of bed.
To his surprise Dazai wasn't nearly hungover as he thought he would be. I mean, lucky him I guess? He was still a little hungover though, But not enough to forget to take off his binder.
He sluggishly walked over to his wardrobe, grab his work clothes, his binder off the floor, and walked to the bathroom.
He had forgot to take off his bandages.
No...
No he didn't want to take off his bandages, they remind him of the mafia, failed attempts, and... Mori. Nobody but Mori... knew what was under Dazai's bandages not even chuuya
Blocking the thought as soon as it formed, he took off his bandages.
He wrapped it around fast, so he wouldn't have to look. He fucked it up, he would have to look, he rewrapped until it felt right.
After wrapping his legs, arms, and neck, he pulled over his binder. To finish off his bandages, he wrapped his chest.
He doesn't really need a binder, I mean, his chest is flat as fuck. He tightly binds his chest with bandages too, he knows he doesn't really need them, he's just self conscious.
He finishes changing, and hears a soft knock at the door.
He tries to guess who it is, Kenji, Atsushi, or kyouka.
"Dazai san?"
It's... Atsushi!
"Kunikida san ask me to come get you."
"I know! I'm coming. "
Dazai speed walks to the door.
"Why, hello Atsushi!!"
Dazai plasters in his usual fake ass smile.
"Hi Dazai san" Atsushi smile at him. A real smile, not facade, real human emotions. Something Dazai is not capable of.
They appear at the agency fast.
Yosano waves at Atsushi, but not Dazai.
Dazai doesn't care he has no need for human interaction.
Kenji waved real big and smiled "hi guys!"
Dazai returned with a small wave.
Atsushi waved too.
"Hello Kenji."
Weird Atsushi thought to himself.
Dazai wasn't as talkative. Which to everyone else was peaceful, but not to Atsushi. It meant dazai was gonna pull something bad... A suicide attempt... That would probably, almost, work.