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It was a cold evening night, the air grew thick with smog as Larry walked towards the Gorud lake. The man was set on proving that the monster was, he bought a video camera.
He made it to the lakes and that’s when started filming.
He called to the great beast
“GORDY!! COME HERE!!”
and just as he was about to tempt the creature some. The long neck beast arose from the water.
Larry stood and trembled in its present. Gourdy leaned down towards him.
And with a deep raspy voice only heard in movies, it spoke.
“I need.”
Larry stood in awe and shock. It can speak! He yelled out to the beast.
“OK GREAT GOURDY OF THE LAKE! WHAT IS THAT YOU SEEK!?”
Gourdy leaned in closer to him. And replied the answer.
“I need bout tree fiddy.”
Larry stood look up at gourdy, almost offended.
“GOD DAMNIT GOURDY! I ANIT GIVIN NO TREE FIDDY!”
Gourdy swung it's head, it ain't tryin to hear that, as it sank back into the water Larry yelled out
“GET A JOB!”