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Dr. Bruce Banner✔️ @brucebannerofficial
[A photo of a woman with dark hair in braids and tanned skin. She had two silver stripes over each eye, and is looking at the camera. In the background, three figures can be seen; a man with black shoulder length hair, who is fighting a more muscly man with short brown hair and an eyepatch. The third man is the same person as the profile picture of the account, and is watching the two fighting with a bemused and slighly concerned expression.]
>alan @whited3mon14
HUH???
>emmastyle @emflappso
its aliens again isnt it god damnit
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>>Grammar Checker @getgrammarchecked
it's, isn't
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>>>emmastyle @emflappso
FUCK OFF
>fire 🔥🔥@filou127
corerct me if i'm wrong but isn't this guy dead??
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>>irn man 4 evr @whenlifegivesyoualcohol
hes been missing for like 3/4 years (since Ultron)
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>>>fire 🔥🔥@filou127
oh shit @officialstarkindustries @officialavengers
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>>>>irn man 4 evr @whenlifegivesyoualcohol
@iamironman
>peter @pbparkour
DR BANNER??
>jesus take the wheel @donewithlife
it's been getting boring around here anyway
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Avengers #1 Fan @avengersupdates
BREAKING: Dr. Bruce Banner posts for the first time in 4 years?? [Link]
>luke 🥐@lukoceanne
wait that's the hulk right?
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>>emmastyle @emflappso
yeah
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>>>Grammar Checker @getgrammarchecked
Yeah*
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>>>>emmastyle @emflappso
i WILL blokc you
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>>>>>emmastyle @emflappso
dont you dare reply to that
>dover @lesbidover
eyy you got there before the daily bugle congrats
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>>Avengers #1 Fan @avengersupdates
hell yeah i did
>CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS RIGHT @frogperson374
okay yes yes but IS THAT THOR AND LOKI IN THE BACKGROUND
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>>irn man 4 evr @whenlifegivesyoualcohol
HOLY SHIT IT IS?? (your name is incorrect btw)
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>>>CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS RIGHT @frogperson374
(no it isn't)
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>>>>irn man 4 evr @whenlifegivesyoualcohol
(yes it is)
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>>>>>miyara @oden.twit
(oh my god just kiss atp)
>Getaway Car @taylrswft4lfe
replying to @frogperson374 ????!!!!! @officialavengers
>luke 🥐@lukoceanne
no way that's thor the dude has brown hair and one eye? sure maybe loki but thor idk
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>>dover @lesbidover
well that is dr bruce banner and loki and the only known one who has been connected to both of them (that arent on earth rn) thor. no idea who the lady is that posted the tweet tho
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>>>luke 🥐@lukoceanne
eh idk
Stark Industries✔️ @officialstarkindustries
science bro wtf?? @brucebannerofficial
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Stark Industries✔️ @officialstarkindustries
We are working with various officials to find out who the unidentified people in @brucebannerofficial's photo are, and where there location is. Thank you all for bringing this to our attention.
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>Tony Stank✔️ @iamironman
pep did you just take my own business' account away from me?
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>>Pepper Potts✔️ @pepperpotts
Yes.
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>>>simetry @simitrydwlover
LMAO
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>>>fire 🔥🔥@filou127
QUEEN BEHAVIOR
Tony Stank✔️ @iamironman
cough cough, as I said in my last tweet before it got rudely deleted, what the fuck science bro @brucebannerofficial
DailyBugle @dailybugelnews
BREAKING: The return of Dr. Bruce Banner, alter ego; the Hulk, in a sudden tweet earlier this morning? Read our newest article here.
>Avengers #1 Fan @avengersupdates
or if you don't want to read through all of that, just read my newest tweet thread.
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>>like the motorcycle @keenrss
thanks
>jane @wormsinthewalls
on a more srs note i kinda hope that that's not loki. like i was 10 in 2012 and it was the wrost experience of my life, and i don't want to go through that at 16, i have exams to worry about
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>>irn man 4 evr @whenlifegivesyoualcohol
no wait will loki coming back mean no exams coz…
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>>>jane @wormsinthewalls
TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I JUST SAID LOKI PLEASE I AM GOING TO FAIL THESE EXAMS
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>>>>MICHAEL🚪 @y3ll0wd0or
LMFAOO
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>>>>>luke 🥐@lukoceanne
i give up on this app i hate it here
FLASH @officiaIflashthompson11
i don’t care about the hulk, i want to know why spider-man hasnt been active these past few nights
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>peter @pbparkour
maybe spider-man also has exams he has to worry about??
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>>FLASH @officiaIflashthompson11
pfft yeah right like ud know anything abt spider-man penis
Steve Rogers @capsicleeagleman
can't believe i'm redownloading twitter for this
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>Steve Rogers @capsicleeagleman
MY VERIFICATION MARK
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>>Black Widow @blackwidow
L
>dover @lesbidover
WHAT THE FUCK?? @avengersupdates
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>>Avengers #1 Fan @avengersupdates
WHY ARE ALL THE AVENGERS SUDDENLY RETURNING
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>>Legolas @hawkeye
@capsicleeagleman she said a bad word steve
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>>>Steve Rogers @capsicleeagleman
oh my god.
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>>>>jesus take the wheel @donewithlife
@getgrammarchecked Come correct this guy's grammar
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>>>>>Grammar Checker @getgrammarchecked
THAT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA
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>>>>>>jesus take the wheel @donewithlife
capsicle eagle man, actually
>Tony Stank✔️ @iamironman
you know what, not even surprised anymore.
>what are thoseee✔️ @princessofwakanda
how did you take down captain america
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>>peter @pbparkour
i shot him in ze legs because his shield's the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot.
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>>>Steve Rogers @capsicleeagleman
what?
tony
ok seriously who is this??
science bro
no
that isn't even a good answer
at least say 'your worst nightmare' or something
santa claus
i have not had enough coffee for this.
birdman 1
how long until people notice that we're literally living in avengers tower
nat
until one of you accidentally post about it
tony
NAT
we would never
birdman 1
ye of little faith
buchanan
it's going to be steve
GOD BLESS AMERICA
☹️
birdman 2
no
who taught steve emojis
birdman 1
oops??
Legolas @hawkeye
@twitter can i get my check mark back pls :(
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>og rebellious teen @thedevillucifer
"oh no the consequences of my actions"
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>>Legolas @hawkeye
YOUR USERNAME IS LUCIFER YOU CANT BE TALKING ABOUT CONSEQUENCES OF ACTIONS
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>>>og rebellious teen @thedevillucifer
…touché
jesus take the wheel @donewithlife
feeling like my username right now.
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>peter @pbparkour
damn, what happened?
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>>jesus take the wheel @donewithlife
my brother just blew up the temperature stabilizer for the whole ship now we have to buy a new, probably very expensive, one.
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>>>peter @pbparkour
… right
Brunnhilde squints at the screen in front of her. Looks up at Loki. Back to the screen.
“Huh.” She remarks plainly.
“What?” Loki asks, face blank and definitely not fooling anyone.
“…Nothing.”
Dr. Bruce Banner✔️ @brucebannerofficial has started following jesus take the wheel @donewithlife
donewithlife
no
no
stop following me you're going to ruin my reputation
brucebannerofficial
fucking L
i WILL dm tony stark
who?
tony stank
oh
"yeah bruce banner is following me, he's actually an awesome asgardian named Brunnhilde. oh how do i know? yeah i'm Loki"
he's definitely going to listen to that
i'd reword it a bit, remove the 'awesome'
your name is Brunnhilde?
… fuck