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🚬 HYUNA (The Senior Ace)
- The Vibe: The ultimate OG Senior Party Girl, a total powerhouse, and a chaotic tsundere.
- Details & Background:
- Half-Korean, half-American.
- Grew up with Hyunwoo and Luka in the exact same daycare, middle school, and high school.
- Her friendship with Luka was severely fractured after a massive argument back in high school.
- Star player of the baseball team; hits massive home runs and immediately lights up a cigarette.
- Wears a distinctive prosthetic leg covered in cool band stickers.
- She has an insanely dangerous talent: she can wield a gun with flawless, terrifying aim.
- Relationships:
- Hyunwoo: Her protective twin brother who is constantly tracking her down to save her liver or stop her from losing her leg at a frat party.
- Luka: She is currently his hyperfixation target. She is completely blind to the fact that her pet rabbit looks exactly like him.
- Aether: Her beloved pet bunny. A blonde, yellow-eyed fluffball wearing a white silk collar with a ribbon bow. She acts like a total doting mom to him.
- Ivan: She is part of the exclusive "Bully Ivan" club (only she, Till, and Sua are allowed to mess with him).
- Chat Handle:
PartyGirl
💤 LUKA (The Sleepy Bunny President)
- The Vibe: The Regina George of the campus—a brilliant, manipulative mastermind hidden behind a sleepy, antisocial facade.
- Details & Background:
- Pure Korean, hailing from an incredibly rich family.
- Grew up in the same daycare, middle school, and high school as the twins.
- Suffers from Peripheral Cyanosis (causes a distinct pale/blue tint to his hands/extremities).
- A genius transfer student who effortlessly aces everything. He has a distinct habit of wearing oversized sleeves that he nibbles on in his sleep.
- A literal god at fencing and playing the violin when he is actually conscious.
- Hidden traits: antisocial but secretly a massive, quiet supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
- The Two Faces of Luka:
- In the Hallways: Active, highly social, incredibly judgy, and brutally manipulative. He runs the school alongside Sua and Till.
- In Class: A complete 180—quiet, diligent, hyper-attentive, very smart, and behaves like a perfect teacher's pet.
- Relationships:
- Hyuna: Deeply hyperfixated on her to the point of actively stalking her. They have old trauma from their high school fallout.
- Hyunwoo: The only underclassman/peer who can handle Luka's antics without falling for his "confused bunny tilt".
- Till: Actively hates when Till interacts with Aether, viewing the rabbit as his own likeness.
- Chat Handle:
SugarCoat
🎸 TILL (The Emo Rockstar)
- The Vibe: The aggressive, trash-talking underclassman who just wants to play loud music but gets dragged into everyone's drama.
- Details & Background:
- Pure American.
- A grumpy guitarist/bassist who wants to be left alone but is stuck being supervised by the seniors in the "Protect Mizi Squad".
- Plays the role of the vocal "trash-talker" in the dominant hallway trio with Luka and Sua.
- Secretly a softie tsundere; he owns a cat named Freddie and secretly lets Aether the bunny sleep inside his guitar case during practice.
- Relationships:
- Ivan: Has been aggressively stalked by Ivan since high school. Till absolutely loathes Ivan's creepy staring and constant photography.
- Mizi: His close friend who forcefully drags him to the Music Club to make him play pop songs. It's the only thing keeping him sane.
- Sua: Constantly breathing down his neck with demands for "Mizi protection".
- Chat Handle:
Till_Death
🔪 SUA (The Power-Hungry Secretary)
- The Vibe: The ice-cold, sharp-tongued enforcer. All cold glares, brutal sass, and terrifying loyalty.
- Details & Background:
- Pure Russian, from a very wealthy family.
- The Student Council Secretary who claims she took the job strictly for "power" and "over her dead body".
- Serves as the heavy backbone of the "Protect Mizi Squad".
- Part of the "Mean Girls" hallway trio with Luka and Till, keeping the rest of the student body terrified.
- Relationships:
- Mizi: Absolutely, single-mindedly obsessed with Mizi. She is actively stalking her, completely blind to the fact that Mizi is doing the exact same thing back to her.
- Ivan: He is her brother. Her favorite hobby is relentlessly bullying him and tripping him in the halls, but she will commit a literal felony if anyone outside of Till or Hyuna tries to touch him.
- Chat Handle:
Power!!
👁️ IVAN (The Stalker VP)
- The Vibe: The deeply unwell, hyper-competent creepy Vice President who has completely surrendered his soul to his obsession.
- Details & Background:
- Pure Russian, wealthy family, and brother to Sua.
- Highly efficient at running the student council, but actively misuses his power—including skimming the school budget to buy high-quality cameras just to capture detailed shots of Till's guitar fingers.
- He has been stalking Till relentlessly since high school.
- Relationships:
- Till: The center of his universe. He spends his entire day staring through the music room windows at him.
- Sua: Quietly accepts her brutal bullying because he has no soul left to fight back.
- Mizi: They are absolute best friends. Because of this bond, Mizi is the literal only shield Ivan has—she is the only person on campus who can successfully save him from Sua's wrath.
- Chat Handle:
VPIvan
🎀 MIZI (The "It" Girl)
- The Vibe: Pure sunshine, a total nerd, and a hopelessly devoted stalker wrapped in an "It Girl" package.
- Details & Background:
- Pure Korean.
- The bright star of the Drama Club.
- A total nerd who collects fun pins for her jacket and owns a massive manga collection.
- Her phone is perpetually dying because 99% of her storage is entirely comprised of photos of Sua. Her lockscreen, wallpaper, and soul belong to Sua.
- Relationships:
- Sua: Her ultimate obsession. She actively stalks Sua (matching Sua's energy perfectly).
- Ivan: Her absolute best friend. She treats him like an angel, protects him, and utilizes her "It Girl" status over Sua to keep Ivan safe from getting pulverized by his sister.
- Till: Her friend and musical hostage whom she forces to play pop music.
- Chat Handle:
Cherry_Witch
👁️ HYUNWOO (The Tired Twin)
- The Vibe: The chronically stressed, exhausted legal guardian of the entire campus.
- Details & Background:
- Half-Korean, half-American.
- Hyuna's "younger" twin brother.
- Grew up in the daycare, middle school, and high school circle with Hyuna and Luka.
- Spends 90% of his energy worrying about Hyuna's liver and 10% making sure the underclassmen don't burn down the school.
- A key member of the Protect Mizi Squad, acting as the stabilizing adult in the room.
- Relationships:
- Hyuna: His chaotic sister whom he spends his life chasing around.
- Ivan: Constantly monitoring Ivan to make sure he doesn't commit a literal stalking crime against Till.
- Luka: He is the only person on campus who can completely bypass Luka's manipulation tactics and look right past the "sleepy bunny" eyes.
- Chat Handle:
The_Sane_one
🇺🇸 THE AMERICAN UNDERCLASSMEN SQUAD
- Members: Dewey, Jacob, and Isaac.
- The Vibe: The collateral damage of the college. They are the prime targets for the Luka-Sua-Till hallway terror campaigns, constantly getting judged for their outfits, thrift-store style, or general existence.
🐾 THE PETS
- Aether: Hyuna's blonde, yellow-eyed rabbit in a silk collar. He possesses an unblinking, judging stare and a head-tilt that perfectly mirrors Luka's. He dominates the music room and terrifies other animals.
- Freddie: Till's cat who hangs out in the music room and is currently living in absolute fear of Aether.