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Fwhip honestly didn't even want to get out of bed, It was Valentine's day and he had no plans whatsoever. Not a date, not with friends, not even brunch or something with Gem! It was depressing honestly, though he pushed that thought away until his clock read Eleven and his back had started to ache from laying down for so long.
So, after some stretching and his stomach demanding to be fed, he pulled himself up out of bed and made his way downstairs and stumbled into his kitchen.
Not having the energy to make himself something nice for the occasion, he sprayed a cooking pan with cooking oil and placed it onto the stove. once the burner was on he pulled two eggs out of the fridge and cracked them into the pan, and just his luck a rather large piece of egg shell fell into the pan along with the yolk and whites.
Despite his temptation to leave it and pick it out when it was cooked his tired brain thought it'd be better to get it out now. with his hand. and to absolutely no one's surprise when his fingers touched the bottom of the pan the heat burned him causing pain to shoot up the three fingers he had used.
Swearing, he quickly backed up as the pain forcefully jolted his brain awake.
"Fuckin hell.." Fwhip quietly hissed to himself as he inspected his hand, noting that it wasn't bad and would be fine he made his next priority getting some caffeine into his system. Grabbing a filter he scooped some coffee grounds into it then placed it in the machine where his cup was waiting underneath.
Well wasn't his morning going just wonderful
And to add the cherry on top A loud knock on his door caused him to startel and spill some of his coffee onto his countertop after he had grabbed it from under the machine. Great! Just great. Fwhip scowled as he wiped up the drink before making his way to his door.
Looking through the peephole he saw his sister, Gem, standing there. Suddenly the state of his house and himself were very loud to him, but he opened the door regardless.
"Can i help you Ma'am?" Fwhip huffed as Gem pushed past him inside, "God you look terrible" Gem stated bluntly as she turned around to look at her brother who was shutting the door.
"I'm aware, not exactly having the best morning." Fwhip scoffed "so again, can i help you?' He asked again, a bit more impatient this time. He honestly couldn't guess why his sister would be here, she wasn't one to show up unannounced and defently not one to come with no reason. So she was either in trouble or he was about to be.
"No, but I can defently help you, and that's what i plan to do!" Gem beamed, way to awake and determined for Fwhip at this time of day. So it was the lader, wonderful.
"oh and uh, is something.. burning?" Gem questioned as she brought a hand to her nose
"God damnit" Fwhip muttered under his breath as he quickly walked back into the kitchen and turned off the stove, luckily they eggs weren't charred, just a little more brown then Fwhip would typically like.
sliding them onto a plate he threw some salt and pepper onto them, though before he was able to taste test them he heard a distressed noise from the kitchen doorway. when he turned Gem was standing there with a horrified look on her face.
"please don't tell me you plan on eating that still, Fwhip it's so clearly burnt!"
"good job captain obvious, I know their burnt. I also just don't really care, I don't feel like making anything else. now are you going to tell me why you're here or keep judging my breakfast" Fwhip sneered before taking a bite of the burnt eggs whilst keeping eye contact with Gem who in returned cringed and he honestly didn't blame her, it's not like they tasted any good.
"You see, I know something you don't because it's a surprise but you need to know enough so you don't show up dressed like.. well like that" Gem summarized as she judged his pajamas that consisted of a sleeveless black Tee and sweatpants. Fwhip couldn't help but wonder where his sister got the nerve, who was she anyways to come uninvited to his house and judge what he's wearing?
"Gem you're insane if you think I'm leaving my house today" Fwhip scoffed, he did not need to ruin his day further by leaving the house and seeing a bunch of couples everywhere while his singel ass got stuck with whatever scheme his sister had come up with for the occasion.
"You are going out, you're going to dress nice, and you're going to have a good time. you just have to trust me fwhip! plus you won't actually leave the house til like around ten" Gem explained and Fwhip just rolled his eyes "then why are you here now?" he asked tiredly as he sat the now empty plate into his sink.
why would he go out so late? wouldn't some kind dinner be better at sometime like seven? why ten? Fwhip was starting to dislike not having more details the more Gem vaguely described it.
"Because! for one you defently need to take a shower, respectfully your hair looks like a red mop." She joked and Fwhip couldn't disagree there, he may or may not have been pushing it off for a bit now, but that part was unimportant "not to mention I didn't know if you had any nice clothes that we're clean, and I mean actually clean not you only wore it once or twice and it still smells fine, 'clean' , Fwhip."
"ok I'll have you know I did actually do laundry recently, also rude? who says you get to come in here and bully me" Fwhip complained though he couldn't help but be curious about what his sister was trying to put him up to, he trusts she wouldn't send him out with some stranger on a date so maybe it was a friend wanting to hang out? why wouldn't they reach out to him though? and why would he have to dress nice for that?
"I'm not bullying you, i'm pointing out bad habits" Gem stated before looking over her brother again. "Seriously Fwhip when's the last time you've been outside? And metal working in your backyard doesn't count!"
Fwhip chose not to reply to that one
"point proven. anyways like I said this will be fun, you're just going to have to trust me" Gem sighed and Fwhip did feel a little bad, he knew his sister worried that he wasn't social enough and he probably wasn't but the idea of a mystery date especially so late just didn't sound like a good idea. Though he did trust her, and unfortunately his sister was correct about him not leaving his house for a bit.
"Is it a date?" Fwhip finally caved and Gem lit up like he just agreed to world peace. "It is! and I promise you like him, this is just the only way i could get him to ask you out. as much of a hopeless romantic he is, apparently asking a guy out face to face is where his confidence ends" Gem let out an amused sigh as Fwhip pulled together the clues he was just given, for starters it was a man so there goes half of the population at least. Second she said "you like him" not "you will" so it's someone he knew and probably decently close with. third apparently he was a hopeless romantic, strangely fwhip knew quite a few of those actually.
though most probably weren't the right answer. though he could possibly be an answer.. and fwhip couldn't place how he felt about that, but he decided not to get his hopes up.
"If it's someone I know why not tell me?" Fwhip pushed, while he didn't think Gem would let him back out whether he knew or not, to know was prefered
"I'm sworn to secrecy sorry" Gem shrugged "Plus i don't want you to flat out refuse on me" Gem explained and that left him even more confused, it was someone he liked? but would refuse if told who it was??
"Look, I get I'm kind of slow sometimes but I really don't get what's going on gem" Fwhip Complained as he picked up his coffee, he had a bad feeling today was going to be a really long day and gem answer to his question only proved it
"You'll be just fine, now come on, we have some work to do" Gem grinned and Fwhip did not reciprocate it. "could I atleast finish my coffee?" He complained and Gem sighed dramatically
"Fine fine, but then we're working on what you're going to wear and how not to fumble this, ok?" Gem explained as she walked over to his cabinet and pull out a cup then pointed to the coffee pot, silently asking for it and Fwhip nodded along with letting out a small scoff
"I'm a great flirt thank you very much" Fwhip stated as he puffed up his chest a bit and crossed his arms. Gem, unimpressed by his antics, poured herself a cup of coffee and brushed the comment asided. "I'm sure you are, and I'm sure who you're going out with really won't care but we're working on it anyways." Gem explained and Fwhip was sure he was going to lose his mind today.
"Oh joy" Fwhip sighed as Gem took a sip of her drink and grabbed his arm, dragging him along as they made their way up stairs.
"what happened to me finishing my coffee?" Fwhip scoffed and Gem simply shrugged, "I changed my mind"
Not that he would ever admit it but Fwhip was glad Gem had convinced him to wear a jacket, It had been a cold walk to the location Gem had sent him. which upon looking around it was a park, one he used to pass often before going remote for work. though before he could start to remember how much he honestly missed the morning and late night walks to and from his job a far to familiar voice cut through the silence
"Hey! I'm glad you made it! I was a little worried Gem might of not been able to convince you to come out after all, but as always I was wrong for doubting her" Sausage chuckled, a hint of nervousness in his voice as the red haired man spun around, wide eyed.
"You know if you would have just asked me out like a normal person I would have said yes" Fwhip huffed as he approached the grinning man. "Now where would be the fun in that?" he teased and fwhip decided not to mention his sister's previous comment about his methods. "you say that like Gem wasn't the main reason you went through with this" Fwhip pointed out as Sausage raised his hand in surrender.
"Jimmy helped to if we're giving credit, but thats really not the point- anyways come with me, you're going to love this" Sausage grinned, pulling Fwhip along as he made his way down the park's walking trail. after he was sure he wouldn't trip over his own feet from suddenly getting dragged Fwhip spoke up again "where the hell are we going?" though instead of an answer he was met with a wide grin from the man in front of him.
”why is everyone so insistent on not telling me things today” Fwhip complained mostly to himself but Sausage shrugged nonetheless. “Dunno, but trust me on this yeah?” The brunette hummed as they started to stay from the park’s path and began to make their way down a “path” through the trees past the park.
“Am I about to get mugged or something?” Fwhip joked which caused the other man to gasp “I would never, what kind of man do you take me for?” Mock offense lacing his tone
”A stupid one” Fwhip snickered as sausage looked back at him with a much less amused expression this time “You’re lucky you’re pretty dude” Sausage sighed as he turned back around and continued dragging Fwhip, who was caught of guard by the words. “Whatever man” Fwhip grumbled and earned a laugh from the man in front of him
after a few more minutes of walking the trees cleared up a bit, revealing a large area of grass and wild flowers. In the middle a blanket had been laid down and atop it was the stupid picnic basket Fwhip had made fun of Sausage for buying while back.
”Tada” Sausage grinned as he let go of Fwhip’s hand and turned to look at him. “Did you really bring me all the way out here for a picnic” Fwhip laughed quietly as he took the area in, it was quiet, and calm. Not to mention beautiful, Fwhip couldn’t help but wonder how the other man even found this place.
“You like it?” Sausage questioned, that hint of nervousness back on his face and Fwhip could even begin to wonder why “of course I do” Fwhip said with a smille as he took Sausage’s hand back in his, watching as relief and excitement flooded his face
“Good, now come on, I made some empanadas and brought some wine. I know it’s a bit cheesy but since there aren’t many trees in this particular spot I thought we could stargaze a little” Sausage explained as he brought Fwhip over to the blanket. “I think this is a little more than a bit Cheesy Sausage” Fwhip joked as he sat down.
“Maybe so, but I don’t hear you complaining so I think it’s alright” Sausage hummed as he sat down next to Fwhip then grabbed and reached into the basket, pulling out two glasses and a bottle of red wine.
”care for some?” Sausage asked as Fwhip took one of the glasses out of his hand and nodded.
Once the two both had their respective glasses filled Sausage tapped the rim of his glass against Fwhip’s. “Was that necessary?” Fwhip hummed as took a sip of the dark red liquid in his cup.
“Yes, yes it was” Sausage stated firmly before taking a sip of his own, though Fwhip could of sworn he heard the guy choke on it as he leaned his head against Sausage’s shoulder.
“Thank you.” Fwhip hummed quietly, placing a hand on Sausage’s back as he coughed, since he had choked. “For this” he clarified “It means a lot to me that you put this much effort into this for me, it’s nice”
Sausage quickly cleared his throat, his face as red as Fwhip’s hair. “Of course, I wanted this to be special. Honestly I wanted to do more I just couldn’t find anything with the time I had” he answered sheepishly and Fwhip couldn’t help but smile
“I appreciate that, this is perfect though.” Fwhip hummed before deciding to add an extra comment “like I couldn’t plan something this cliche if I tried” Fwhip grinned and sausage laughed
“I think the word you’re looking for is whimsical” Sausage hummed, leaning back against Fwhip.
“Eh whatever you call it, it’s got you written all over it” Fwhip chuckled before quickly clarifying “which is a good thing”
“Well that’s good then” Sausage smiled and Fwhip nodded “mhm, cause believe it or not , I like you. So yeah, it’s a good thing”
“Ooo you like me huh?” Sausage teased which Fwhip only rolled his eyes at “Yeah, I do” he confirmed as he slid his free hand into Sausage’s who grinned in response
“I like you to, Fwhip”
Once the two had drank some more and eaten, Sausage had convinced Fwhip to lay down with him and star gaze with him.
The only problem with that was Sausage was not looking at the stars. Or even the sky for that matter!
“Sausage” Fwhip started as he turned to meet the other man’s gaze “Staring is rude you know” he teased causing sausage to let out an embarrassed huff as he redirected his sight upward. “I know that” he mumbled causing fwhip to laugh
“All in saying is star gazing implies you’re looking at the Stars not me-“ Fwhip started as he looked backup to the sky but was interrupted “I know, I know.. I’m just thinking is all” which slightly confused Fwhip, what would he be thinking about that would make him stare at him like that?
“You can do that?” Fwhip decided to joke instead of ask. “Oh come on!” Sausage laughed, though it was a bit exasperated “Yes, I know how to think, Fwhip.” He huffed and Fwhip grinned
“Color me impressed”
“Do you ever shut up?”
“Nah not really”
A beat of silence passed then both of them laughed, Sausage’s gaze falling onto the red head again. “You’re looking the wrong way again“ Fwhip joked and Sausage only shrugged “I know, but I was wondering something” Fwhip met his gaze again, “and what’s that?”
”Can I kiss you?”
The suddenness of the question caught off guard, “I’m sorry?” Fwhip said in shock as he turned to face Sausage who had a look of nervousness on his face again
“I uh, asked if I could kiss you- you can say no, I don’t want you to feel pressured or anything” Fwhip, snapping back to his senses shook his head. “no, no, I heard you. But seriously? You want to kiss me?” Fwhip asked in still slight shock and Sausage nodded “I don’t see anyone else I could be asking Fwhip” the brunette joked
“Yeah, that’s true” Fwhip breathed out a laugh, he was honestly surprised he could still breathe with how hot his face felt and the fact he could hear his heartbeat in his ears.
“Sooo” Sausage started to drag out the word but was cut off by Fwhip laughing quietly again “Yes, you can”
Sausage let out a sigh of relief before grinning and rolling over to face Fwhip. Placing his hands gently on each side of the red head’s head in a gentle hold.
Fwhip smiled as he looked up at the other man and he guessed Gem was right. Maybe he should listen to her schemes more often, just maybe. Though that thought left his mind as soft lips were pressed against chapped ones
Fwhip melted into the kiss as he wrapped his arms around the man above him ‘s waist. Fwhip wasn’t sure how long they stayed like that, but when Sausage pulled away they were both out of breath.
“I know I already said this, but I really like you Fwhip” Sausage chuckled despite being out of breath “like a lot” he added which got Fwhip to laugh as well
“Really? Couldn’t tell at all” he replied sarcastically which got him an eye roll from the brunette above him. “And you already said you liked me” Sausage continued, ignoring the comment. “So how would you feel if I asked you to date me?”
After the question was said Sausage was looking anywhere but Fwhip’s face, which was funny to the lader since not that long ago he was basically the only sausage would look at.
“I’d say yes” Fwhip hummed, watching as sausage lit up as he turned his head back to look at him again.
“Well then, Fwhip tay, will you do me the honors of being my boyfriend?” Sausage asked with a grin as Fwhip barked out a laughed
“You’re making it sound like a marriage proposal, but yes. I will” Fwhip grinned before sausage quickly pressed his lips against Fwhip’s again.
“We’ll get there someday” Sausage joked as he pulled back and Fwhip couldn’t help but shake his head as his face became hot again, “Ok lover boy, go back to looking at the sky.”
Sausage listened, albeit with a dramatic sigh and some grumbling, but he laid back down next to Fwhip. Resting his head on the red head’s shoulder as he looked back up as the constellations
The silence that followed after was nice, allowing the two to just enjoy eachother’s presence and the new relationship between them. Though as Fwhip laid there looking up at the sky above, replaying how he got here he remembered something.
“Hey Sausage” Fwhip started and the brunette let out a tired hum to say he’s listening. “Did you say Jimmy helped you earlier?” He asked and Sausage propped himself up on his elbow againstto look at Fwhip, confusion on his face. “Yes, I don’t see how that’s relevant right now though?” He answered and Fwhip groaned
“It isn’t.. technically. But now I owe him money” Fwhip complained and Sausage could help the surprised laugh that left him
“And why is that exactly?” Sausage questioned and Fwhip grumbled “Cause I made a bet with him a while back that I’d be the one to ask you out” he sighed and Sausage only laughed harder
“Yeah that sound about right, that’s got you written all over it” Sausage joked, repeating Fwhip’s words form earlier as he caught his breath “Oh shut up” Fwhip scoffed before reaching up to cup sausage’s face into his hands then pulling him down to kiss him again.
Fwhip knew for a fact he wouldn’t get tired of the feeling of being with this man as Sausage kiss’s back. Finally getting to hold him and look at him without worry, finally being able to say what he’s wanted to for so long as the two pulled apart.
“I love you dude” Fwhip murmured as Sausage rested his forehead against his and smiled
“I love you too, Fwhip.”