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Borky and Stebe were friends and nOTHING MORE OKAY?! They were hella platonic and just friends. They went on a lot of adventures together.
Like, this one time they went on a train ride and it was super fun up until the time Borky fell off the train and died a horrible and painful death.
OR DID HE?!
It was a cold winter’s day before the warm summer’s day where our adventure takes place. Stebe was minding his own business, talking with Som and Natosha about things like murder and war. They were having a good time when suddenly! A wild Borky appeared! Stebe didn’t recognize him tho because he had a different haircut and wore more make up than he did before. So Stebe decided to fight it.
Stebe jumped on the intruder while Som grew wings and started to learn how to fly, Natosha watched on as the lil birb struggled. She laughed.
Borky was attacking Stebe bc BETREYAL! Stebe rolled on the ground like a supermodel and kicked him in the face with the skill of a ninja.
“AAAAAAAAARRRHHHHGGHHHH!” Said Borky.
“HOOOOYAAAAAAAHHH!” Replied Stebe.
Natosha got bored and stunned them both. They fell like a dead fish falls on the ground. With a splat.
She removed Borky’s makeup and Stebe’s eyes jumped out of his skull.
“Borky!” He yelled.
“Fak you, Stebe.”
“Borky…”
“Both of you shut up and look up.”
They did and there in the sky, birb Som was flying in beaotufil, magnificent circles. They all looked on with wonder in their eyeballs, Natosha stood proudly like a proud parent that’s proud of their child.
But their adventure wasn’t over yet! An evil hydra dude jumped out from behind the bush.
“Sooldier! Kill them!”
Borky jumped to action, he kicked Stebe in the face and punched Natosha in the stomach. She slapped him in the throat.
“Borky!” Yelled Stebe, “It’s me, Stebe! You know me!”
“No, I don’t!” Yelled Borky.
“WHat?!” Stebe was confuse, “What do you mean?” He sang.
“The Steb I kno, wouldn’t have attacked me.”
“Borky! I didn’t know it was you! I’m sorry! I love you #nohomo!”
Borky stopped. His eye sockets filled with unshed tears as he stared at Stebe.
“I love you too #nohomo.” He whispered.
They hugged. The evil hydra dude started pulling out his hair in frustration. He was about to attack everyone himself but then, Som swooped in and pooped on his head. Everyone laughed at the evil hydra dude.
They went home.
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One day Stebe and Borky were watching the television and Stebe went to make some popcorn. Borky sat on the couch and waited. When Stebe came back he set the bowl on the coffee table and Borky sneezed at it.
“borky!” Said Stebe, cross.
“Bork bork,” Replied Borky.
“Bad borky.”
“Suck my bork Stebe.”
They laughed and went back to watching the television.
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When Som decided to visit Stebe he noticed Borky was there and Som was cross bc he wanted to spend time with only Stebe and not Borky!
“No.” He said when Borky said hello. Borky cried.
“Som! How could you!” Stebe also cried.
Som went back come.
He came back the next day and asked Stebe to hang.
“Sure!” Said Stebe when Som asked him to hang. “I’ll get Borky!”
“No Borky! I don’t like borky!” Som yelled!
“Why don’t you like borky?!” Asked Stebe.
“ his face is stooped” said Som.
“it is not!” Said Stebe. He pointed at Borky’s face which was beautiful. Borky smiled an angelic smile and romantic music began to play in the background.
“Yes it is.” Said Som. The music abruptly stopped.
“Som, borky is my boyfr-my friend. You need to like him if you like me.” Said Stebe, totally confidently.
“ugh fine.” Said Som.
They went out and had a lot of fun. Nothing bad happened to them and Borky and Som ecame friend.
Da and.