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Alex appears with a white board in the background
Alex: There is a Tornado, child abandonment, and gayness
Alex:
Alex: Though there’s gayness in every episode
Alex: Anyways we just want everyone to feel safe and comfortable if you do not, skip this episode there will always be a summary online
It starts out really dark and then a flash of lightning appears
Tornado siren sounds
Gloria: come on Alex let’s get to the basement
Alex: scared o-ok
Alex and Gloria step into the dark and gloomy basement
Gloria turns on the light
Alex grabs a bottle of water and drinks it. they count to ten and then take a deep breath and then repeat the steps 3 times
Gloria remembers that she left something upstairs, and she goes to get it
Alex: I’m coming with you
Gloria: no you’re not
Alex: please
Gloria: Fine but hurry
they go upstairs and then their house comes crashing down
Gloria: GET DOWN!
They jump under a table and then they wait.
for what seems like hours (only 10 seconds) they wait
And then they see light.
A dark shadow then comes up to the broken table
Gloria: This is it Alex, death is here
???: What I’m not death, I’m Josh
Alex looks at Gloria with a questioning look on their face
They both come out from under the table to see a man, he’s about 6”9 and has brown hair and a shaved beard.
Josh: Cmon, you’ll be safe i promise
*Intro plays*
the screen goes black and a text appears that says “2 years Later…”
This time Gloria and Alex are 12 years old.
The screen lights up to find Alex drawing a picture of Cursed wings of fire ships.
Gloria is sitting in bed animating a little story
Alexsh yells from downstairs: Time For Dinner
Gloria and Alex rush out of their room and push each other into the wall on their way out
Gloria whispers: bet I’ll get there before you
Alex: 10 bucks
Gloria rushes down the stairs
Alex slides on a handle bar
They sit down at the table with Alex getting there first
Before Gloria can give Alex the money josh interrupts
Josh hears a ding from his phone
He groans and then proceeds to tell Gloria and Alex something
Josh : Your Aunt Janet is coming over
Gloria: Cool…
Silence and then Alex breaks it with
Alex: Ahem
they signal to give them the money
Gloria groans and pulls 10 bucks out of her pockets and puts it in their hands
The screen transitions into the living room where Gloria and Alex are sitting on a chair.
the screen shows the door and then the doorbell rings
Josh: (opens door and says) Hi Janet hey Trevor, hey Quailey.
note: Josh says Qaley like Qwailey not Kaylee
Qaley: It’s Qaley not Qwailey
Josh: Sure, sure. Anyways how about we go to the table I have foo-
Qaley: This house is trash you need a new one
Gloria: She’s not lying dad
Alex: please be nice
Josh: Anyways there is chicken on the table and there is salad with fruit, and for desert I have my special Chocolate crunch cookies
they sit down at the table which perfectly fits 6 people
Qaley: BUTLER!
Josh: uhh Qwailey we don’t have a butler
Qaley: eww they’re poor, mom I want to go home
Josh: the food will be here any min-
Qaley: And by the way loser, It’s Qaley Q-U-A-I-L-E-Y not Qwailey, Quailey
Josh: Ok Qwailey
Qaley: grrr (frowns)
They then eat dinner with Quailey occasionally choking and telling Josh that he sucks at cooking.
After dinner they leave and Gloria and Alex go up to their room.
The episode ends with Alex opening a book and beginning to read.
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