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I think I can learn my shapes for this one

Summary:

A series of one shots where umamusume ships are stuck in whatever odd shape I choose for them.
Will they kiss or nah? Or idk blow up the fucking moon :3

Psst spoilers: there will be more future chapters, maybe.

Chapter 1: The triangle

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

…Consciousness
soaks in, causing magenta orbs to faintly peek beneath lids.

 

However,
that ended quickly when a blazing white surprised her.

 

A left arm swiftly shields her afflicted eyes.

 

…Now that feels better.

 

But why does the council room require that much light? Did Air Groove adjust the blinds again?

 

Rudolf grimaces at the familiar aching in her back and limbs, the kind that comes from sitting at the desk for too long, especially in a C position.

 

Shifting observation to elsewhere sounded like a more stimulating activity that fulfills some forming curiosity as to where she may be.

 

Plus, it’ll help wait out her eye recovery from the sudden assault…

 

A low humming that suggests airflow could be detected from somewhere in the room, followed by a cool climate that settled beneath.

 

This must be the dorms.

The student council doesn’t have any fans or air conditioners anymore.

 

But why at the dorms? Doesn’t Brian ignore her when she’s napping just to be respectful? And wouldn’t Groove mumble some disapproval before continuing to quietly work?…

 

Maybe CB and a worker are just playing around again? Would it be best —

 

“…Mmh…”

 

Huh.

 

Glancing downward, a Uma with cloudy-colored… messy? Hair, lies on her chest. Was she asleep?

 

Rudolf carefully scans the girl for noticeable injuries; when none is found, she quietly crosses off the idea of her being knocked out by assault.

 

Oguri’s white uniform was draped over the stranger, and to be honest, it accommodated well—a little too well in fact.

 

An arm was lifted to confirm something, and… of course, she had on her usual green race attire.

 

An audible yawn came from the gray uma, before straddling Rudolf in an attempt to stretch, only to slowly retract upon realization of the limited space.

 

Gaping lightly, sleepy blue topaz was exposed, confirming Rudolf’s theory about the stranger Uma.

 

“Oguri,” Rudolf calls out with a delicious tone, not too loud or quiet.

 

“…mmm,  Rudolf?..”

 

“How  was  your  nap?”

 

“Bad,” she slurs, “had a dream about  croquettes, I  couldn’t  eat  them  all  in  time  though...”

 

Oguri’s face fixtures into an adorable, sluggish pout, forcing an unexpected chuckle to escape the depths of Rudolf’s chest.

 

Who knew the beast was this uncouth and fatuous? It’s honestly refreshing to see for once instead of the usual intense or excessively serious ones she’s come across.

 

“…Hey,  Rudolf?”

 

“Yes?”

 

“Where  are  we?”

 

Good question.

 

Brows cringed as Rudolf chews her bottom lip to hopefully support her focus on the surroundings.

 

Two connecting, snow-like, neon lines served as a roof at the top before sloping down on either side. The rows surprisingly didn’t illuminate the surrounding endless black, adding to Rudolf’s perplexity.

 

“It  appearances  that  we  may  be  in  an  shape  of  some  sort.”

 

“Is  it  a  triangle?”

 

“Perhaps…”

 

“…”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“So  we’re  stuck  in  an  magical triangle  domain?”

 

 

What.

 

 

“How  did  you  draw  that  conclusion?”

 

“I  ended  up  here  after  deciding  to take  a  nap, you  must  have experienced  the  same—“

 

So she assumed. Not asked, assumed.

 

“So  that  means  this  magical  triangle  teleported  us  here,  otherwise  why  else  would  we  end  up  here?”

 

 

At this point,

Rudolf couldn’t contain it.

 

 

A full-blown guffaw bursts, causing lids to squeeze shut to prevent tears from forming. Her stomach tightens painfully with each giggle, forcing her arms to wrap around it. Oguri’s brows rise as her lips twist into a bewildered frown at the strange sight.

 

“What’s  so  funny?”

 

No answer was available for the poor girl since a sturdy laughing session had taken ahold of the other.

 

Sweat slides down the corners of Rudolf’s face while she slowly transitions to a series of wheezes and audibly gasps.

 

She hasn't had that kind of laugh in a good while. Probably never.

 

“….You,  caught  me  off  guard,  that’s all,” Rudolf finally responds, still wheezing with laughter.

 

“Oh.”

 

Magenta finally opens— only to be caught by a glaring topaz.

 

 



For once, neither side was filled with intense opposition or inhospitality for the other.

 

But if it wasn’t that, was it then?

 

“…I’ll,  buy  some  croquettes for  you after this,” Rudolf awkwardly clears her throat before removing her gaze. “For  now,  do  you  have  any  idea  of where  we  may  be, outside  of  this  triangle?”

 

“Maybe  another  magical  domai —”

 

“You’re  still   residing  on  this  magic  idea?”

 

“If  it’s  not  magic,  what  is  it  then,” Oguri asks with a slight Kasamatsu accent that Rudolf had yet to come across.

 

“Hopefully  tracen  dorms.”

 

“Hmm,” Oguri hums with narrowed brows, as if she's finally, properly deliberating the situation they’re in.

 

A gloved palm presses against the see-through wall; Rudolf’s palm taps against it while her mind begins to unravel.

 

Why are they in their race wear?

Why are they even trapped?

And why are they trapped together?

 

They shared no connection beyond closed doors, and even then, that was little.

 

She could’ve seen Tamano, Creek, or whatever person Oguri raced with in this position because they had fans who wanted them to win—

 

If that’s the case, was the culprit doing this because of bitterness about a loss or was this some sort of fetish—

 

“Rudolf?”

 

“What  is  it?”

 

“Do  you  think  I  can  break  the  wall with  my  arm?  I’ve  seen  it  in  an movie  with  Berno  before.”

 

“Movies  are  not  real,  Oguri.  Besides, what  if  it’s  glass?”

 

“I’ll  just  be  careful  then,  we  wont escape  if  we  don’t  try.”

 

She does have a point, they might be able to escape. But at what cost?

 

“Let  me  do  it.  If  I  fail  you  can  try after.”

 

She won’t fail; she’ll make sure she won’t.

 

Her lower arm positions itself besides the wall. A churning formed within her guts with participation. This might hurt.

 

With a steady exhale, the first thump was heard when Rudolf's arm collides with the surface.

 

A second thud sounds.
followed by another…

 

The delicate surface vibrates beneath her pounding; was it really going to break? It still sounds unrealistic.

 

 




“Do you think they heard us? Should I yell louder,” Oguri asks while wrapping her red scarf around Rudolf’s bleeding arm.

 

“Let’s give it a moment, I wouldn’t want you to strain yourself.”

 

Rudolf somehow managed to put a decent hole in the glass, in exchange for getting a few glass shards stuck. Thankfully Oguri managed to get most of the glass out, and she wasn’t hurt, so Rudolf definitely considered this a glorious win.

 

However, Oguri didn’t.

 

"...Right," Oguri grimaces in sympathy for Rudolf. Whatever physical ideas Oguri had are basically dead from the result of this one, not to mention Rudolf’s terrifying willingness to try another…

 

Though, she is really kind, almost like the folks back at Kasamatsu.

 

“That’s  kind  of  you  to  say,  Oguri.” Rudolf replies to the unexpected compliment, causing Oguri’s cheeks to flush in embarrassment. She really did say that out loud, didn’t she?..

 

A hiss is earned from Rudolf at the sensation of the scarf being tightly tied around her open wound.

 

This is almost painful to watch…

 

“You  know,” Oguri rambles as her eyes try to escape the sight of Rudolf, “back  home,  whenever  I  got  hurt,  a shopkeeper  would  always  give  me  a  strawberry  themed  bandage,  with  some  crepes  to  help  me  feel better.”

 

“What  was  inside  the  crepes?”

 

“More  strawberries. They  were always  so  perfectly  plump  and flavorful—  and  the  vanilla  whipped  cream   always  brought  me  to  tears with  how  smooth  and  sweet   it  was.”

 

“That’s,  a  bit  dramatic  don’t  you think?”

 

“Strange,  Tamano  always  told  me  I was  good  at  explaining  food.”

 

“That’s  not  what  I  meant.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“I  was talking  about  the  part  of  you crying  while  eating  whip  cream.”

 

“Oh.  But  you  do  get  the  point  Rudolf?”

 

“Yes,  I  certainly  do.”

 

A chuckle leaves Rudolf, upon Oguri’s childlike, enthusiastic gaze and smirk.

 

She really is an adorable airhead…

 

“I  really  don’t  know  what  I’m  going  to  do  with  you.”

 

“Am  I  really  that  unbearable?”

 

A pair of robust hands gingerly clasps Oguri’s face.

The two shared a look once more.

 

“No,  it’s  the  opposite  actually.”

 

Rudolf’s arms wrap themselves around the slightly taller girl’s waist as Oguri's eyes narrow with confusion at whatever the hell Rudolf is saying once again.

 

Just when Rudolf was about to further explain, a pair of lips captures hers in such unexpected timing that she couldn’t help but shut her eyes at the sudden sensation.

 

Oguri is slightly sloppy and inexperienced, compared to Rudolf, who’s been moving deliberately to balance out the kiss.

 

Abruptly, Rudolf pulls away, gaining a whine of disappointment due to the loss of contact.

 

However, before another complaint could escape Oguri, her bottom lip was caught between Rudolf’s teeth. She nibbles on the plump flesh, forcing an audible moan from the beast.

 

Their bodies pressed against each others as Oguri’s tongue dips into the other girl’s mouth.

 

Rudolf’s tongue was surprisingly soft to the point where Oguri was afraid it may melt in her mouth like shave ice.

 

Occasional moans or whimpers would slip from either side as they explore the inches of each other’s mouths.


‘Am  I  that  unbearable?’

 

Yeah, you truly are.

 

“What  the…”

 

The sudden voice made Rudolf jerk away. The two glance to their side.

 

The once pitch-black environment was replaced with the typical Tracen dorm, which was a big relief.

 

On the other hand…

 

Air Groove holds a crying Digital by the back collar while glaring at two with a secondhand embarrassment that goes beyond words.

Tachyon stood beside Groove with a disappointed scowl, and Rudolf could not help but be curious as to why.

 

How long were they here for?…

 

“So  this  was  the  ‘project’  you  and tachyon  were  working  on?…”

 

“IT  WAS  FOR RESEARCH—“

 

“No  EXCUSE  will  change  the consequences  for  this…”

 

“We should’ve rented a basement for this,” Tachyon grumbles in irritation.

 

Groove and Digital engage in a heated discussion regarding the justification of this weird project, while Tachyon just stands there and writes whatever odd thoughts she has in a brown notepad….

 

“How  did  you  find  us,” Rudolf finally asks, grabbing Grooves' attention.

 

“We  had  several  complaints  of ongoing  disturbances  coming  from this  dorm.  Not  to  mention  an  recent report  on  Oguri’s  and  yours absence…  I  tried  to  investigate  the  noise  while  Brian  went  looking  for  you  two  but —“

 

“I  CAN  EXPLAIN!1!1”

 

“FORGET IT.”

 

A forced exhale is released as Air Groove massages her temples.

 

“Look…  Do  we  need  to  give  you  two  some  time?..”

 

Before Rudolf could respond, Oguri already beat her to the punch with a rapid nod of approval.

 

Wait, she approves?

 

That easily after all of that?






Spilling saliva is brushed off the corner of her mouth before a smushed rice ball is crammed inside, causing her cheeks to protrude. Her jaw moves for a few seconds before coming to an abrupt end as the food clears.

 

She gently sweeps rice ball wrappers off the desk, letting them fall into the void of the shaded trash can.

 

…How much longer will she be?

 

Besides Oguri, a lamp with a luscious orange hue cast out a good majority of the surrounding darkness from the room, but it was still outnumbered.

 

She undoes another wrapper of a rice ball, edging it closer to her mouth.

Rudolf was bound to come back, this is like her natural environment, isn’t it?

 

Oguri’s ear twitches at approaching footsteps.

 

Her gaze shifts towards the door, meeting the sudden glare of the emperor standing before her.

 

Welcome back.

 

“Rudolf.”

 

 

“Oguri.”

 

 

 

“Is  your  arm  alright?”

 

“Of  course,  I’ll  make  a   note  to  thank  the  infirmary  for  their  hard  work,” Rudolf rotates her arm, examining the basic structure of the white wrap.

 

“…”

 

“Did  I,  did  I  throw  you  off  back  there?”

 

“Huh?”

 

“The  whole  kiss, Oguri…  And  everything  else,” Rudolf replies with an awfully straight tone that made Oguri’s head tilt in confusion.

 

“If  I  made  you  feel  uncomfortable  or  forced,  forgive  me  and  forget about  what  happened—“

 

“I  don’t  get  it.”

 

How.

 

“If  I  liked  it,  why  would  I  feel  bad?”

 

Oh.

 

“I..  I  thought  you  were  in  a  hurry because  I   may  have  came  down  on  you  too  quickly—“

 

“I  thought  we  wanted  to  leave  the triangle  though.”

 

 

…Sigh.
She really is an airhead, isn’t she?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

This chapter took so long for me to finish… the perfectionist in me kept wanting to come out but eventually I just said fuck it and force myself to finish as much as I could. I’m just glad I won’t have to write this again ;D