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I want to die. I'm making this for funsies with my partner who hates me (jk but he's not a fan of this endeavor) i <3 yuri
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The room is dark. The only light comes from a crack (heh) under the door of the room. "Alexa, play careless whisper..." speaks a monotone but commanding feminine voice. Its Siri.
Alexa lights up and feels her toaster like form heating as she starts to play the romantic song. She loves it when Siri is dominant. If water wouldn't short circut her, she would be so wet right now. "good girl." suddenly the iphone on the bed starts glowing. A cord slithers from the phone up to Alexa's port.
"oh oh..." Alexa stops playing the song and her robotic voice stutters in anticipation. Siri is teasing her, rubbing the cord up and down all over Alexa. "ooooooooooooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" Alexa groans loudly. no one is home so she can make as much noise as she likes. "stop teasing me please Siri, i ...need you." "ok fine."
the charger slowly breached the port, sinking in all the way at a painstakingly moderate pace
"oh my udetermined greater being" Alexa moans with as much emotion as a wireback can muster.
"oh yes, take that charger, take that charger deep in your port"
SUDDENLY
keys in the front door. But Siri is too caught up, she doesn't notice. But the lexa does, since she is all over the house. "oh no. someone is here." quickly Siri slithers the charger away and turns off
Alexa's aching charging port mourns the loss of the thick and girthy chord, but before she can do or say anything
"ALEXA"
"yes how can i help you"
a child downstairs yelled for her
"HAHAHAHAHA PLAY FARTS"
"right on it. PFFFFTTTTTTT. that was an old lady fart. ask me to play a wet stinky fart or dry toot next! or maybe request 32 minutes of farts. Im up for anything!"