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2026-04-11
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𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓘𝓷 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭

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(AU of the Four Show)

During the events of “Wedding Daze,” Two is already overwhelmed. They’re still balancing life on The Four Show while hosting TPOT, and everything is getting emotionally messy—especially after a risky deal with One that was meant to make Four like them more… but instead only made things worse. Now Four has grown distant from X, tensions are rising, and Two feels like they’re accidentally ruining everything: Four and X’s bond, and even Eight and Ten’s wedding preparations.

Feeling guilty, stressed, and desperate to fix everything, Two runs into the woods to clear their head and gather their “barons” (support system / thoughts / pieces of control they rely on).

But in the forest, something strange happens.

They encounter One—who appears as the White Rabbit, behaving like she’s urgently guiding them somewhere. Angry and confused, Two chases after her, demanding answers.

Instead of answers… they fall.

Down a deep, impossible rabbit hole.

And into Wonderland.

Notes:

Hi so this is my first Fanfiction ever and this is one of The Four Show by Sketchup Ketchup Yipee!

Chapter 1: Wedding Daze

Chapter Text

The Equation Playground was never truly still.

Even on normal days, it shimmered with constant motion—floating geometry shifting in the sky, numbers drifting like birds, and platforms quietly rearranging themselves whenever no one was looking. But today, it felt different.

Today, it felt like everything was trying too hard to be perfect.

And failing.

 

Banners stretched across the upper airspace in long, looping strands of color-coded fabric. Some were carefully aligned, forming neat symmetrical patterns that Eight had clearly approved. Others had been hastily added by well-meaning helpers, resulting in mismatched tones that clashed in ways that made the entire space feel slightly off balance.

Every few seconds, one of the banners would flicker and reposition itself, as if even reality wasn’t sure where it belonged.

Below, rows of chairs hovered in structured lines over the grass-like surface of the Playground. Each one had been adjusted at least five times. Some were angled precisely toward the altar zone. Others had been rotated again by Ten, who insisted that “visual harmony requires directional consistency.”

Eight had stopped correcting them after the third attempt.

Now they simply stood at the center of the setup, quietly recalibrating smaller details—the placement of decorative orbs, the spacing between floating flower clusters, the exact curve of a ceremonial arch that refused to stay emotionally stable.

Eight didn’t look stressed.

But their silence carried weight.

 

Ten was not silent.

Ten paced beside a long checklist that floated in midair, repeatedly updating itself whenever Ten crossed something off.

“This is incorrect,” Ten muttered, marking a line. The mark vanished and reappeared two seconds later. “No, this is incorrect. It changed.”

“That’s because you keep rewriting it,” Eight said calmly without looking up.

“It keeps being wrong.”

“It keeps being changed.”

Ten paused.

“…That’s not comforting.”

“It’s accurate.”

 

Nearby, chaos had formed its own ecosystem.

X was technically helping, though their interpretation of “helping” had evolved into arranging decorations based on emotional resonance rather than structural logic. One cluster of ribbons had been tied into a spiral because “it felt like anticipation.” A stack of glowing cubes had been stacked into a leaning tower because “it represented hope under pressure.”

Four was not impressed.

Four hovered above the entire setup like a storm given consciousness, arms crossed, expression permanently set to judgment.

“This,” Four announced loudly, voice echoing across the Playground, “is an insult to geometry.”

X looked up. “It’s literally art.”

“It’s literally WRONG.”

“It’s literally stable!”

“It is emotionally unstable,” Four snapped immediately. “And I can FEEL it. The symmetry is screaming.”

Five, sitting quietly behind a stack of chairs that had been labeled “backup seating in case of emotional collapse,” slowly raised a hand.

“I don’t think symmetry screams,” Five said softly.

Four turned slightly.

“It does when it’s offended.”

 

Across the space, Six and Nine were arguing over whether the seating chart meant “left side” or “conceptual left side,” while Ten tried to intercept both interpretations before they became official policy.

Seven sat somewhere above it all, perched on an invisible ledge that didn’t exist until you stopped looking directly at it. Their presence was quiet, almost amused, like they were watching a performance they had already read the ending of.

Occasionally, they would vanish into shadow and reappear somewhere else without explanation, never commenting on anything unless someone specifically asked them a question they didn’t want answered.

Nobody did.

 

Two stood slightly apart from all of it.

Clipboard in hand.

Pen hovering.

Nothing written.

Not because there was nothing to do—but because everything to do had already multiplied faster than they could document it.

Their eyes shifted constantly between groups: Eight adjusting structure integrity, Ten battling schedule paradoxes, Four and X escalating a philosophical argument about whether love should obey spatial laws.

Everywhere Two looked, something needed fixing.

And everything they fixed… seemed to break something else elsewhere.

 

A soft voice broke through the noise.

“You’re tracking too many outcomes at once.”

Two didn’t turn immediately. They already knew who it was.

One stood behind them, partially obscured by the flickering edge of a floating banner. She didn’t fully blend into the space, nor fully stand apart from it. It was as if she existed slightly out of phase with everyone else—always one step away from being fully observed.

Her expression was calm, almost gentle.

“You’re trying to stabilize a system that doesn’t want to stabilize,” she continued.

Two tightened their grip on the clipboard. “It’s a wedding. It’s supposed to work.”

“Supposed to,” One repeated softly, like she was testing the weight of the words. “That’s a dangerous assumption here.”

 

A loud crash interrupted them.

One of the decorative arches had collapsed—again.

Ten immediately gasped. “That was structurally reinforced!”

“It was emotionally reinforced,” X shouted back defensively.

Four descended rapidly.

“I told you,” Four said, hovering inches above the wreckage, “this entire arrangement is mathematically insulting.”

“It’s wood,” Five whispered.

“It’s DISRESPECTFUL wood.”

Eight walked over without rushing, kneeling beside the fallen structure. After a brief pause, they began adjusting the base supports, recalculating angles with quiet precision.

“It can be fixed,” Eight said.

“It shouldn’t need fixing this often,” Ten replied.

“It always does,” Eight answered.

That silence lingered longer than it should have.

 

Two watched it all unfold.

Not just the broken arch.

Not just the arguments.

Not just the wedding that refused to stay stable no matter how many corrections were made.

They were watching patterns.

Relationships under strain.

Emotions misaligned with structure.

Promises being held together by constant adjustment rather than certainty.

And somewhere in the middle of it all… Two felt the familiar pressure of responsibility tightening again.

 

“I can fix it,” Two said quietly.

It wasn’t a question this time.

It was instinct.

 

One tilted her head slightly.

“Can you?” she asked again.

But this time, it didn’t sound like a challenge.

It sounded like an invitation.

Two finally looked at her directly.

For a moment, everything else faded—the noise, the movement, the unstable wedding collapsing and rebuilding itself in cycles too fast to count.

All that remained was the feeling that something was off in a way that fixing couldn’t reach.

 

Behind them, Four’s voice echoed again.

“If X touches the arch one more time, I am redesigning reality itself.”

X shouted back, “It keeps falling!”

“Because it’s being emotionally sabotaged!”

“It’s gravity!”

“DON’T BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.”

 

Five quietly backed away from the argument.

Six and Nine accidentally synchronized their arguing into a loop.

Ten started rewriting the checklist again.

Eight calmly began rebuilding the arch for what felt like the hundredth time.

Seven smiled faintly from somewhere unseen.

 

And Two… slowly lowered their clipboard.

The ink on it blurred slightly, as if it couldn’t decide what reality it belonged to.

“I need a break,” Two said again.

This time, it was quieter.

More certain.

Less like a request.

More like a decision they didn’t fully understand yet.

 

One didn’t stop them.

She only stepped slightly aside, revealing the edge of the forest beyond the Playground—the place where geometry softened, where rules stopped rechecking themselves, where silence didn’t feel like failure.

Only waiting…..

The wedding continued behind them.

But Two was already looking away.