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It was a day when suddenly lugia SCREAMED while throwing a bear bottle directly at jirachis fat football head while screaming “GET ME ANOYHER BEER”
Jirachi cried really super loudly “lugia pwlase.,,,you havent been the same sense..,,the inncident….” Jurachi said really realllu reallyyyy sadly
“I DONT CARE GET ME ANOYHER BEER YOU FAT BITCH” lugia creamed i mean screamed loudly again
“Y-yes master!!” Jirachi said super quietly as he used his short fat legs to get to the kitchen to grab another beer for his tottaly loving hisband lugia
Ans then uh when jirachi got back jirachi and lugia make out sloppy style and lived together happliy ever after yeah