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A portal appeared throwing two familiar people in a security office as, slight screams and yelps were released as the two landed inside and groans in unison as they both up.
"Huh? What is this Caine?! What is this?! Let us out!" The jester yelled out in frustration, trying to look for the portal but to her dismay it already disappeared.
"Greaaat now we're stuck in this weird place" Pomni says looking around noticing they were in a office with two doors on open ways.
"I swear! If this is another Spudsys's adventure I'm gonna knock into that Pair of Dentures!" Jax howled out irritably with a groan as she stood up taking a looking around.
It was obvious from a couple of things on what was going on….
From the security cameras that showed which looked some kind of restaurant, with haunted like halls all throughout the restaurant with no single customer in sight.
It looked like it was some kind of restaurant targeted towards children from the way it was decorated. There was children's drawings all throughout the hallway, stars decorated hanging around in the halls, and the many posters hanging around showing robotic like animal characters around the place.
From the poster that was hanging on the wall showing some animatronics, which composed of a fox, a chicken, a bunny, and a bear. They seemed to be the entertainment of the restaurant, their eyes looked very creepy and haunted.
And from the way the desk looked and how everything was set up it looked like they were in a pizza restaurant with animatronic characters and had to watch them?
If anything that's what the cameras had indicated already.
"Great so we're stuck in this boring office in this boring looking world, what's next? We have to work here?" Jax asked with a scoff rolling his eyes in dismay.
Just as he did that they were both dressed in security like uniforms, both of them wearing button up shirt with black slacks. Pomni wore a black cap while Jax didn't.
"Greaattt could anything get better?" Jax asks out to no one in particular as suddenly the phone started to ring out suddenly causing them to groan out in dismay.
"You just had to open your mouth…." Pomni groans out rubbing her head irritably before answering the phone.
Hello? Hello, hello! Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night" The voice said on the line causing both Pomni and Jax to look at the phone suspiciously.
"I actually used to work inside that office but it looks like you're taking over congratulations! It can be a little nerve wrecking working inside that office but you'll be fine!" The phone said enthusiastically causing the two to squint their eyes slightly at the camera.
"So while you're here still I might as well try to read the introductory greeting from the company, its policy so sorry to put you through this. Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike. Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days. I know this sounds scary but it's just a legal thing we gotta do no need to be alarmed or anything" The man's voice on the phone said to them, both the jester and Bunny listened to them carefully.
"The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night but do I blame them? No, if I was forced to sing constantly and entertain kids I would lose it too" The man on the phone says causing the bunny and jester to frown as they listened more groaning at how long this man was talking.
"Do we have to listen to his guy blab constantly? We probably can do this without the help!" The rabbit says with a loud groan wanting to bang his head against the wall.
"Relax maybe it's almost done?" Pomni says to him with a long sigh.
"The animatronics do have a free roaming
mode at night time nothing to be too afraid of, just use your sources and of course keep yourself in that office" the guard says causing both of them to raise their eyebrows at it.
"They used to be able to freely roam before the bite of 87, yeah it's amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe" The voice said as Pomni felt her mouth open widely at that.
Wait what?
"So the only thing you need to worry about is making sure you don't get stuffed inside an animatronic suit which doesn't sound too bad until you realize it's filled with crossbeams and wires and that's not something pleasant to be forcibly stuffed into" The voice says causing Pomni's eyes bulge out in shock and fear.
"If they did do that the only thing that would be seen is your eyeballs and teeth popping out of the mask, yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up. Anyways don't be too afraid it should be breezy! Have a good shift and I'll speak to you later!" The voice says ending the call as Pomni and Jax looked at each other with widened eyes.
Well this was going to be an interesting night.
Written by a human in Ellipsus.