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Day 1. Of course. It was day 1 of the story. Yay! Let’s begin!
Once upon a time there were two characters who loved each other very much… their names? were Pomni and Jack Jax. They loved each other.
(Average conversation between them)
Pomni: “ohhh wow Jax you’re so purple like grapes, my favorite fruit, grapes, and that’s why I love you!”
Jax: “Pomni I’m grapes I mean I have grapes for you.” He holds out his hand. A gleeful glove of grapes.
Pomni: “Jax you’re not mean at all! Thank you for the grapes!”
Jax: “Pomni”
After this they…… kiss?!?!?!?!????? How unheard of!!!! They kiss each other mwah mwah mwuah and they say “ouhhh, ohhh you are so handsome” “yes I know I am aware mwah mwah”
Later on👀 they sneak off to where no one can find them. This is so that no one can find them. And! so that they can finally show each other their fanart……
“Ummmm… I am quite nervous to show you my fanart,” quoth rabbit.
“Jax, you FOOL!, show me the fanart…”
“FINE okayyyy…”
And just like that, he decided to show her… It was beautiful!!! <3 It was fanart of Sonic the Hedgehog!!! Jax had always admired Sonic for his bad attitude!!
Pomni was stunned.
“My sweet treat honey Jax…. I love your talented fanart and I love you.” She leaves a kiss on his face! 🤭
Bunny boy BLUSHES! He is more flustered and red than he has ever been! At this point he is more red than purple. Talk about a, uhhhh… uhhhhhh…. a flustered rabbit…….. :/
But then, Yak realizes something very important.
“Wait a minute… what about your fanart, pomenade?”
His rabbit ears twitch ferociously with anxious.
And then get this, Pomni says, “Jax, I sold my fanart just moments before we got here.”
“Y-y-you sold it?” gawked Jax.
“Yes.”
“Sold it just moments before we got here?”
“Yes.”
“Awwwww man.”
Jax kicks the can. Aw rats. Sad moment.
“Wait,” Jax ponders, “sold it to whom?”
The next part of the dialogue is TOO HORRID to write. I just can’t. I’ll have to just tell you.
The Dubious Pomni sold her fanart to… the trees from the Amazing Digital Circus!!! I know, I know!! Terrible! I’m sobbing uncontrollably EVEN as I write this. As everyone is aware the trees from the Amazing Digital Circus are EVIL! They do NOT DESERVE to be in possession of Pomni’s gorgeous fanart of the trees from the Polar Express. The famous trees from the Polar Express. No…
Anyway, I’ll forgive Pomni. Love in my heart.
But… even more love and devotion in the heart of JaxRabbit. Back to him, yes? You see, by now he and his love are back on perfect terms. here they are now:
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okay