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[Charlie and Pim entered Mr. Boss’ office.]
Mr. Boss: “Hey boys, I just called you in here to let you know I’m not going to be in for a while next week! Oh, and you guys have a job too.”
Pim: “Oh! Are you going away on vacation, Mr. Boss?”
Mr. Boss: “Haha! Close, but no. I’m getting top surgery!”
Charlie: “Wait, what?”
Mr. Boss: “Uh, top surgery? You know what that is, right?”
Charlie: “Yeah, obviously. But– Mr. Boss, you’re trans?”
[Pause]
Mr. Boss: “... Charlie, I used to breastfeed Jason in front of you two, like, all the time when he was still growing. I thought you woulda caught on by now?”
Charlie: “Dude I.. I totally thought that was like, a bit. Like just one of those things you could kinda just.. do.”
Mr. Boss: “What??” [He looked genuinely puzzled and turned to Pim to see if his expression mirrored his own] “…Pim???”
Pim: [He fidgeted nervously] “Actually, Mr. Boss, I didn’t really notice either-? I also thought you could just do that…”
Mr. Boss: “Oh. Well that’s fine too! Anyway, yeah, since Jason doesn’t need to feed off me anymore, I’m finally gonna get the girls chopped off, haha!”
Pim: “Hooray!! We're very happy for you, Mr. Boss! Hope the surgery goes well!”
Charlie: “Yeah man, what Pim said! I mean, still sorta processing all this but congrats, Boss!"
Mr. Boss: “Thanks, boys! I knew y’all would have my back. Anyway, I'll give ya the info on today's client…”
[Anyway, day went on like normal woohoo yay]