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Cater♦️, kalim^^ + 11 more
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): yo
A (aaaaaceeeee): gurt:yo
silv (sleepwiththisgift): ?
epel (half.an.apple): what
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): hi guys
lmao
i was #bored
so i made this gc
with everyone i know
-_- (snakewhisperer): There’s no way this is everyone you know
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): i mean yea
every1 i know better than just surface lvl ig
and theres people who dont have magicam/idk their @
shrug emoji
A (aaaaaceeeee): you realixe you cwn just put the emoji there instead of typing it out right
*realize
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond):
╰┈➤ A (aaaaaceeeee) you realixe y…
negative nathan over here
Deuce Spade (dcspd1234): Hwllp
Hrkko
Jellp
Hdllo
epel (half.an.apple): almost there
Deuce Spade (dcspd1234): Hell o
-_- (snakewhisperer): 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Cater♦️(caycaydiamond): #Congratulations
what5s with your keyboard deucey
Deuce Spade (dcspd1234): brkke
A (aaaaaceeeee): he crdcked his scteen lmfao
cant ttpe correctly nwo
*now
kalim^^’’ (k.gbjhsbkjdfn):
╰┈➤ A (aaaaaceeeee): he cracked his s…
Awww (◞‸◟,)
I hate when that happens, switching phones is so annoying!
Deuce Spade (dcspd1234): G
-_- (snakewhisperer): People usually don’t buy a new phone when their previous one gets damaged, Kalim
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhskjdfn): Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)//
What else do they do?!
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): we usually get it fixed unless the damage is **too** big
epel (half.an.apple): i keep forgetting we have a nepo baby in the chat
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhskjdfn): (꒪ᗜ꒪;)
Sorry! I didn’t know…
A (aaaaaceeeee): im gonna be honest idk if his phoen can even be ficed anynore ts looks like a spiderweb
*phone *fixed *anymore
it barely works anymoe
*anymore
cmon again??
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhskjdfn): I could buy a new one for him ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
Deuce Spade (dcspd1234): Wgar
Ejag
Whaf
What
-_- (snakewhisperer): 👏👏👏👏👏👏
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhskjdfn): It wouldn’t be a problem for me, Deuce! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
A (aaaaaceeeee): thank you, Kalim, but I can’t accept it!
this is Deuce, btw
I borrowed Ace’s phone momentarily
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): yea i was worried when i saw acey texting without errors lol
A (aaaaaceeeee): Hehe
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhskjdfn): I’m serious! ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
A (aaaaaceeeee): …I’ll think about it
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhhjhskjdfn): ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊
ruggie (shishishishi): if he doesnt take it i will
Muscle Red (muscred): I second that :)
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): H
WH
WHAT
THATS OOMF????
Muscle Red (muscred): OH???
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): OOMF IS MY CLASSMATE???
*SCHOOLMATE IDK
STILL
HELLO???
Muscle Red (muscred): HELLO
What a reunion!! I had no idea you were a fellow NRC student!
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): @caycaydiamond WHO IS THAT
YOU KNOW EVERYONE HERE
TELL ME
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): #nah
figure it out by yourself
shrug emoji
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): Cater Diamond i am going to kill you
in minecraft
hello (fl11111111111): Hello
A (aaaaaceeeee): literally who is this bro
epel (half.an.apple): “hello” ahh mf 😭
hello (fl11111111111): Kill Yourself
Trey (cloverbakes): When Cater added me to this chat, I hoped you guys would be a bit more… civil towards each other.
But I see I was mistaken.
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): this is nrc my guy when was the last time anyone was civil towards others 😭😭🙏🙏
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): WHO THE HELL ARE U @muscred
Muscle Red (muscred): Hehe.
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): DON’T HEHE ME
REVEAL YOURSELF
PLEASE
U KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ME
IF U DON’T REVEAL YOURSELF I’LL HACK UR ACCOUNT
GET UR IP
DOXX U
IDK
WHATEVER WORKS
Muscle Red (muscred: Oh, hi Idia.
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): WhAT
WHAT
HOW
HOW DID YOU KNOW
NOOOOOOOOO
Muscle Red (muscred): The doxxing & hacking parts reminded me of you.
But don’t worry, I’ll reveal myself now!
It’s Lilia.
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): HUH
NO WAY
LILIA SHI
oh my sevens
how did i not realize
ugh my intelligence lvl is so low
fuck my stupid baka life
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): amen brother
Ortho Shroud (ortho_shroud): Hello!
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): oms hii orthochan!!
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): ortho save me
please
liliashi ismy moot
ididnt know
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn): what’s a moot?
ruggie (shishishishi): more importantly what’s ur username brah
Ortho Shroud (ortho_shroud):
╰┈➤ kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn): what’s a moot…
In internet slang, moot is short for mutual follower, referring to a person who follows and generally actively engages with another person on social media. Plural form: moots.
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn): Thank you Ortho!!
ruggie (shishishishi): answer my question
why does your username look like a randomly generated password
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): nah its giving keyboard smash
like
sjdfbdsjfbdksjf
yea
ruggie (shishishishi): id agree but youre annoying
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): ????
@ortho_shroud save me
Ortho Shroud (ortho_shroud): I’m glad you’re socialising with our classmates!
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): IM NOT
RUGGIE-SHI JUST INSULTED ME
CAN I LEAVE
IM LEAVING
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): in ur dreams lol
no but seriously
u cant
i have blackmail
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): WHAT
HUH
WHAT
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): 😉
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn):
╰┈➤ ruggie (shishishishi): why does your…
So it’s harder to figure out it’s my account!!
ruggie (shishishishi): ??
-_- (snake_whisperer): Kalim gets his account hacked regularly
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn): That's also why I can't have a profile picture…
Or a bio...
A (aaaaaceeeee): damn bro’s git opps
*gpt
*got
epel (half.an.apple): nah mate look at idia
what the fuck is that font
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): ur just jealous
epel (half.an.apple): not really
Muscle Red (muscred): I think it suits you, Idia.
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): see
lilia-shi agrees
A (aaaaaceeeee): not sure if thats a xonpliment
*complument
*xompliment
COME ON
comlliment
compkiment
compliment.
-_- (snakewhisperer): 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
A (aaaaaceeeee): thanks hamilsrnpao
namil
oh mh fyxking god
**jamil-senpai.
hello (fl11111111111): Has Anyone Seen Goldfishie ❓❓❓
A (aaaaaceeeee): floydsnejpai???? wht are yiu tzexirnf like thqt
im not eben correctinh ts figure it iut yiurselves
epel (half.an.apple): stop capitalising every word please it makes me feel nauseous
hello (fl11111111111): No
Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond):
╰┈➤ hello (fl11111111111): Has Anyone…
Riddlekun is in the Heartslabyul Lounge!!!!! But dont tell him I told you or my headll be on the table
#offwithyourhead LOL
hello (fl111111111111): Thanks 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Jade. (jade_leech): Floyd, get off your phone and go back to work.
hello (fl11111111111): ❌❌❌
Jade. (jade_leech):
╰┈➤ hello (fl11111111111): Has Anyone…
Don't you dare leave me and Azul alone to tend to all these tables during rush hour on a Friday evening.
hello (fl111111111111): ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Goldfishie
Jade. (jade_leech): Don't even try.
hello (fl11111111111): 😢😢😢😢
Trey (cloverbakes):
╰┈➤ A (aaaaaceeeee): im not eben correctinh…
Please look at the keyboard while you type, Ace.
A (aaaaaceeeee): whebes the fum in thar
Jade. (jade_leech: FLOYD GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
DONT LEAVE US LIKE THIS BITCH
COWARD
hello (fl11111111111): 😛😛😛😛
Jade. (jade_leech): I HOPE YOU DIE
epel (half.an.apple): i feel like im going crazy
what the fuck
hello ??????
A (aaaaaceeeee): btq dehces phlne fucking fjsd lmaooo
like straigt ul stoppwd wkrming
epel (half.an.apple): huh
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): Can any1 translate
Trey (cloverbakes)
╰┈➤ A (aaaaaceeeee): btq dehces phlne…
“Btw (By the way), Deuce's phone f*cking died lmaooo. Like, straight up stopped working.”
𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 (gloomurai): “f*cking” wwwww
ure lvl 19 you can curse lil bro
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): thank u Treykunnn
Wait
Idiakun I'm #sorry but I can’t take this anymore
caycaydiamond changed 1 username(s)
Idia💙🔥: huh
WHAT
NO
NO
I'VE BECOME A NORMIE
NO
NOOOOO
@ortho_shroud HELP ME????
THEY NORMIELISED ME
Trey (cloverbakes): That's… not a real world, Idia.
Idia💙🔥: SYBAU
I WONT FORGIVE YOU CATERSHI
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn):
╰┈➤ A (aaaaaceeeee): btq dehces phlne…
Aw :( I can give him one of my spares!
A (aaaaaceeeee): hokd on
thank you, kalim!
I'll give it back as soon as I get a new one! (This is Deuce again!)
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn): There's no need! I have five others to last me until the end of the year (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
ruggie (shishishishi): 5??¿?????????¿¿????
KALIM
MY PHONE IS ALSO BROKEN I CANT USE IT
kalim^^’’ (k.gbhjhsbkjdfn): Oh my (｡•́︿•̀｡) I should have enough to hand you one as well!!
ruggie (shishishishi): YES THANK YOU IM ON MY WAY
Muscle Red (muscred): How are you texting if you're not on your phone?
ruggie (shishishishi): SYBAU LILIA LET NE HAVE THIS
the old one was a hand me down from leona
wait hold on ill update y'all later when im on my new phone
Idia💙🔥: y does kalim-shi even have so many phones
-_- (snakewhisperer): He breaks his screen often
He broke like 8 phones sjnce he enrolled ?? I think
I've lost count at this point.
(rh26149957): I have not. Kalim-kun has broken thirteen phones during his stay at NRC, nine in his first year and four in his second year (so far).
-_- (snakewhisperer): ??
ruggie (shishishishi): 13????????????????
kalim^^’’ (k.gbjhsbkjdfn): (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;)))
Is that Rook … ? (• ▽ •;)
(rh26149957): Oui.
epel (half.an.apple):
╰┈➤ ruggie (shishishishi): wait hold on ill…
greedy ass bitch
Oh. Hello, Rook.
A (aaaaaceeeee): THE JMMEDIATE SWITCG UL
IN CRYUNG
brps well begaved
bros s fiid ljttje buy
epel (half.an.apple): ace im gonna punt your ass into next week if you dont shut that mouth up rn
wait
rook dont tell on me please
ill
um
(rh26149957): I won't.
epel (half.an.apple): thanks man i knew i could count on ya🙏
(rh26149957): :)
Idia💙🔥: this feels threatening
scary
A (aaaaaceeeee): pf courde YOU think jts scart
uits a hhnan ibtersctuon
Idia💙🔥: ?!
Trey (cloverbakes):
╰┈➤ A (aaaaaceeeee): pf courde YOU think…
“Of course YOU think it's scary. It's a human interaction.”
A (aaaaaceeeee): yah tganjd mdn ✌️
Trey (cloverbakes): Please learn how to type properly.
Jade. (jade_leech): Trey, could you please tell me if Floyd is at your dorm yet?
Trey (cloverbakes): I don't think s
Wait.
Scratch that, he is. I just heard Riddle scream his name from his room.
Jade. (jade_leech): Sigh.
I'm on my way.
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): RIDDLEKUN JUST FUCKING SCREAMED ? ? ? ? WHAT
oh wait you already said that treykun mb!!!!
A (aaaaaceeeee): IN VRCUIG
akso np wat jafe jst saud “Sigh.”
JSJSJJSKS
RGE GWEELS AJRE FIBBTING IM THEHEATTSLABYIL LOYVGE
ABSKUULE CIMENA
kalim^^’’ (k.gbjhsbkjdfn): What…? (￣ヘ￣;)
Ace, you really need to learn how to spell correctly !!
silv (sleepwiththisgift): Tweels are fighting in the Heartslabyul lounge, i think.
epel (half.an.apple): proof or it didnt happen
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): Can confirm it's happening lmaoooo
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond) sent a video (play)
Idia 💙🔥):NO WAY
AZULSHIS GONNA BE SO MAD WWWW
epel (half.an.apple): id pay to see his reaction actually
(rh26149957): Would you like me to add him to this chat?
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): PLEASE DO he never gave me his priv but I know for a fact he has one
rh26149957 added aa_._ to the chat
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): the username lol so inconspicuous oms
@aa_._ hello backread
hi
@aa_._
@aa_._
@aa_._
(aa_._): ?
Ah.
kalim^^’’ (k.gbjhsbkjdfn): Deuce asked if he’s needed back in Heartslabyul to break up the fight ??
Idia 💙🔥: whys deuce at ur dorm
kalim^^’’ (k.gbjhsbkjdfn): I'm helping him and Ruggie set up their new phones !!
┏(＾0＾)┛
(aa_._): …What is this?
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): gc with some people from nrc but tbh you have more pressing matters on your head rn
floydkun & jadekun are fighting
WAIT
waitttt
riddlekun is yelling at floyd rn
FLOYD CONCEDED???? HE LET JADE WIN??????????
treykun looks more angry than riddlekun lol????? jade looks slightly guilty??? hello????????
(aa_._): …I'm on my way. But pray tell, how did you find this account?
(rh26149957): Don't worry about it, Roi de l’Effort. :)
A (aaaaaceeeee): rhe gufks aee figjsingggggg
oj nit anhmore
-_- (snakewhisperer): I'm not even surprised
ruggie (shishishishi): son im crine
i was gone for like half an hour and so much interesting shit happened💔💔
hello (fl11111111111): Hi
ruggie (shishishishi): arent you getting yelled at rn get back to ur goldfishie
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): ok #Update!!! jade & floyd got scolded by trey & riddle respectively
azul just got here
@shishishishi azul asks if you want to take over the shift w/ him since jade & floyd arent working today
ruggie (shishishishi): will i get paid
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): yup
double what youd usually get since this is an emergency
ruggie (shishishishi): OMW
Cater♦️ (caycaydiamond): azul is apologising to riddle rn
nothing really interesting
theyre leaving now booooo tomatoes tomatoes boringgg
A (aaaaaceeeee): BOOOOOOOO
epel (half.an.apple): an end to the saga
we hate to see it happen
well aint seen it
A (aaaaaceeeee): i hace the whple tbjng recorrded
epel (half.an.apple): SEND
A (aaaaaceeeee): dms