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(Start sequence.)
Monika: Natsuki, I told you not the drink that potion!
Natsuki: (Wiping her mouth in satisfaction) Why? I just tasted it, and it tasted like strawberries!
(Then, as Monika is about to answer, Natsuki starts vibrating.)
Monika: (Noticing something wrong) Uh... What's wrong? It seems you're... shaking.
Natsuki: (Cynical) What are you talking about?
(Yuri pops up from behind Monika.)
Yuri: (Pointing) Natsuki, you're... changing.
(Natsuki looks confused at first.)
Natsuki: Huh?
(Then, she suddenly realizes what is happening to her.)
Natsuki: (Horrified) N-no! It... It can't be...!
(A low rumble begins to sound from Natsuki as the vibrating becomes more prominent.)
Natsuki: Ow! OW!! IT HURTS!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
(Suddenly, one of her arms instantly become muscular with a POOF!)
Natsuki: KYA-!!
(Then, another arm.)
Natsuki: YAA-!!
(Then, Natsuki's body begins to throb and bend as her bones make cracking noises.)
Natsuki: KYAAA-!! STOP!! IT HURTS!!!
(Her body suddenly expands, her midriff gaining a six-pack, then her chest suddenly gaining pecs with a BOING!)
(Natsuki noticed it and immediately covers her newly-developed pecs with her hands. She is blushing profusely.)
Natsuki: (Embarrassed) EEEHH?!
(Finally, her legs extend and swell with a SPROING! causing her to shoot up into the ceiling.)
Natsuki: KYAAAAA-!!!!
(Then, Natsuki got down with a big, heavy THUD!)
(As Natsuki stood up, she towered over the club.)
(The other Doki sisters are staring up at Natsuki, bewildered and amazed.)
Monika: (Gasps)
Sayori: (Excited) WOW!!
Yuri: (Whimpering) Natsuki... W-what happened... t-to you?
(Natsuki looks down at the girls, shocked.)
Natsuki: W-what just happened-
(As she tries to speak, her voice has dropped into a cartoonishly gravelly growl, completely sounding masculine. Natsuki immediately covers her mouth.)
Natsuki: (Startled) Did that just come out of me?!
(The Doki sisters froze at Natsuki's new voice.)
Monika: Natsuki... Your voice...
Sayori: (Amazed) HOLY MOLY! Your voice sounds so manly! I LOVE IT!!
Yuri: Natsuki...? Does that really sound like you?
(Natsuki suddenly realizes the benefits of the potion.)
Natsuki: Hey! This isn't so bad at all!
(Then, Natsuki proceeds to show herself off, flexing her brand-new muscles.)
Monika: Natsuki... That's not like yourself anymore...
Sayori: (Starstruck) WOW!!! You go, girl!
Yuri: (Bewildered) Oh my...
(Natsuki stands tall and proud of herself.)
Natsuki: Now, you can call me...
(Dramatic pause.)
Buffsuki: ...Buffsuki.
(Natsuki, now Buffsuki, lumbers out of the classroom, each of her footsteps thudding the floor.)
Buffsuki: Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to show myself off in the festival.
Monika: No! Don't!
Sayori: (Excitedly) YES PLEASE!!
Yuri: Natsuki, please stay with us.
(Buffsuki readies her posture.)
Buffsuki: (Dramatically) Look out, world! Because BUFFSUKI'S ON THE JOB!
(Then, Buffsuki proceeds to sprint off into the festival far away, unable to wait for showing herself off to other people.)
Monika: Well, that was unnecessary.
(Beat.)
Sayori: Sooo... Who wants cupcakes?
Yuri & Monika: Me.
(End sequence.)