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Hashira House: A Disaster in Eight Parts Or: How Tomioka Giyuu Accidentally Became the Emotional Backbone of Every Unhinged Swordsman in the Corps

Summary:

Hashira Shenanigans with a plot that sometimes dissaperes and reappears.

Including:
uzui being the king of gossip, tokitou is attached to giyuu, sanemi is a smug bastard, trans giyuu, Gyomei having the patience of a god and tea for every situation, giyuus cooking is to die for, Gyomei and giyuus afternoon tea on Fridays, giyuu being a mother hen to tanjiro and his friends, shinobu being done with everyone's crap, mitsuri and giyuu gossiping about everything, rengoku mitsuri and giyuu eating so much food it causes the restaurant to close early, shinobu acting like the wine aunt, Gyomei's endless patience, Obanai's hilarious jealousy, giyuu adopting every one of the Kamaboko squad including genya and tokito, sanemi being a stupid simp for giyuu, uzui being his usual flashy self, uniform mix ups, bloody noses, cats, tea, attempts at romance and more

Notes:

This is my first fanfic on this platform so I hope you enjoy (also sorry if I spell any of their names incorrectly)

 

(Also(I'd have put this bit in the summary but I ran outta character space so I'm putting it in the notes instead😐):
poly Hashira (except tokitou obviously cause he's a minor, he's basically the groups unofficial son) so it's uzuis 4th wife giyuu, giyuus partner rengoku, rengokus girlfriend shinobu, shinobu's boyfriend Obanai, Obanai's girlfriend mitsuri, mitsuris girlfriend giyuu, giyuus boyfriend sanemi, sanemis partner Obanai, Obanais girlfriend shinobu, shinobus girlfriend mitsuri, mitsuris partner sanemi, sanemis boyfriend rengoku, rengokus partner uzui, uzuis partner Obanai, Obanai's boyfriend giyuu, giyuus husband Gyomei, Gyomei's partner uzui, uzuis girlfriend mitsuri, mitsuris boyfriend rengoku, rengokus partner Obanai

It gets super confusing when you try explaining, basically they're all dating eachother (like they're all in one giant relationship so basically uzui is dating giyuu, giyuu is dating rengoku, rengoku is dating shinobu, shinobu is dating Obanai, Obanai is dating mitsuri, mitsuri is dating sanemi, sanemi is dating Gyomei, Gyomei is dating uzui, it's basically a full circle, it's an 8 way relationship)

Chapter 1: Chapter One: The Forms, The Chaos, and the Beginning of Everything

Chapter Text

The Demon Slayer Corps registration update forms arrived on a Tuesday.

This was, in hindsight, the first sign that something had gone terribly wrong with the universe.

Giyuu found them stacked neatly on his engawa, weighted down with a smooth river stone because Gyomei had left them there and Gyomei did everything with a kind of deliberate, thoughtful care that made the rest of them look feral by comparison. Which, Giyuu reflected, sitting down cross-legged on the wooden boards and picking up the first sheet, was because the rest of them mostly were feral.

The form was titled: CORPS OFFICIAL REGISTRY — HASHIRA DIVISION — PERSONAL RELATIONS UPDATE (ANNUAL)

Giyuu read it once. Then again. Then he set it face-down on the engawa and went inside to put the kettle on. It took approximately four minutes for the anxiety to follow him into the kitchen. He poured his tea — hojicha, because Gyomei had given him a beautiful clay-fired canister of it last Friday and he'd been rationing it with the kind of reverence most people reserved for holy relics — and sat at the kitchen table and looked at the form again, which he'd brought with him because apparently he was a masochist.

Marital Status: [Single] [Married] [Widowed] [Other — please specify] Other.

Spouse/Partner Name(s):

Giyuu picked up his brush. He put it down. He drank his tea. The problem was not that the relationship was complicated. Well. The problem was exactly that the relationship was complicated, but the deeper problem was that Giyuu was not very good at explaining complicated things using words, and forms were just words with boxes, and the boxes were very small. He tried to imagine writing *Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro, Kocho Shinobu, Iguro Obanai, Kanroji Mitsuri, Shinazugawa Sanemi, Himejima Gyomei* in the little line provided. The line was perhaps two inches long. He was going to need more paper.

 


 

The emergency meeting was called for that afternoon, convened in Rengoku's estate because Rengoku had the largest dining room and, more importantly, Rengoku's estate had a cook named Maeda-san who had been making her peace with the Hashira's collective appetite for three years and had long since graduated to a kind of enlightened acceptance.

They arrived in stages. Uzui came first, because Uzui was always either dramatically late or obscenely early, and today he swept in wearing his off-duty yukata in blinding white with gold thread detailing and his hair down, which made him look like a very enthusiastic spirit of the harvest festival. He dropped into a seat at the table, stretched his arms above his head, and announced to no one in particular, "I have four wives and the corps wants me to put them all in a two-inch box. Unostentatious bureaucracy."

"Is 'unostentatious' a word you're using correctly?" Shinobu asked from the doorway, where she was removing her shoes with the precise economy of motion of someone who had already decided today would be irritating and had pre-allocated her patience accordingly.

"It's a word I'm using however I like," Uzui said pleasantly. "I'm flashy. I do what I want."

Shinobu made a small sound that was not agreement and folded herself into the seat two down from him, leaving one conspicuously empty. She laid her own form on the table and looked at it the way she looked at particularly difficult compound poisons — with professional distaste and the quiet confidence that she would, eventually, win.

Mitsuri came next, nearly vibrating, her form already crumpled because she'd been clutching it to her chest on the way over. She sat beside Shinobu, beamed at everyone present, and said, "I wrote everyone's names in really tiny writing! It took three tries because I kept running out of room but I got everyone in!"

Everyone looked at her form. She had, indeed, gotten everyone in. The writing was so small it required squinting.

"Mitsuri," Obanai said from behind her, stepping around her with Kaburamaru looped loosely around his shoulders, the snakes beautiful white scales catching the afternoon light, "that's illegible."

"It's lovingly illegible," Mitsuri corrected, and tilted her head up to look at him upside down with an enormous smile. Obanai looked at the ceiling. His ears, however, went faintly red, which was the Iguro Obanai equivalent of melting entirely. He sat beside her. Kaburamaru lifted his head, considered the room, and settled back down with the air of someone who had long since accepted his circumstances.

Sanemi arrived with the energy of a man who had already fought three people today and found all three of them lacking. He was wearing his standard-issue Corps uniform even off-duty because Sanemi Shinazugawa's relationship with relaxation was, at best, litigious. He dropped his form on the table hard enough to make the teacups rattle — Maeda-san had left tea, bless her — and sat down with his arms crossed and his jaw set, scowling at the paper like it had personally insulted him.

Then Giyuu came in, and Sanemi's scowl did something briefly complicated before resettling into merely aggressive. Giyuu, for his part, didn't notice. He set his form on the table, sat down, poured himself tea, and then paused, looked around, then quietly got back up and poured tea for everyone else, sliding cups across the table with the silent efficiency of someone who had been doing this long enough that it had become automatic.

He set one in front of Sanemi last, and Sanemi opened his mouth, and then looked at the steam curling from the cup, and closed it again.

"You're welcome," Giyuu said to no one in particular, sitting back down.

"He didn't say thank you," Obanai pointed out.

"He was going to," Giyuu said.

Sanemi's left eye twitched. "I was about to—"

"Rengoku's not here yet," Mitsuri said, because she was, beneath the enthusiasm, intermittently the most functional person in the room. "Should we wait?"

"It's literally his estate," Sanemi grumbles under his breath, "how the fuck can he be late"

"I'm sure he's coming now," Shinobu said, and, as if summoned by the observation, the shoji screen at the end of the hall slid open and Rengoku's voice preceded him by approximately six feet.

"FELLOW HASHIRA! FORGIVE MY LATENESS I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH A STRAY CAT" He appeared in the doorway, and then stopped, because the room was silent and eight faces were looking at him. "Ah. I am on time."

"You're three minutes early," Mitsuri said warmly.

"Excellent!" Rengoku looked profoundly satisfied by this. He was in his standard uniform, because Rengoku was almost always in his standard uniform, and his hair was doing its usual gravity-defying arrangement of gold and crimson. He dropped into the seat at the head of the table — which no one had formally assigned to him but which everyone tacitly acknowledged was his — and looked at the forms spread across the table, and then at the assembled Hashira, and then beamed with the radiance of a small, determined sun.

"So!" he said. "The forms."

"The forms," Shinobu confirmed.

"The forms," Uzui echoed gravely.

"They're very small," Mitsuri said.

"They're not built for us," Giyuu spoke softly. Everyone looked at him. This was, for Tomioka Giyuu, a fairly long statement. He looked back at all of them with the flat, dark blue eyes holding the consideration of someone who had assessed the situation and arrived at the simplest conclusion. "Nothing is built for us," he added, and picked up his tea.

There was a pause. "He's right," Gyomei said. Gyomei had been there the whole time. This was a thing that happened with Gyomei — not because he was quiet, though he was calm, but because Gyomei occupied space with such settled, unhurried presence that the mind sometimes processed him as part of the architecture. He was at the far end of the table, his enormous frame making the cushion beneath him look faintly apologetic, his beads moving slowly through his fingers, and the form on the table in front of him was the only one that had been filled out in full, every line neat and complete.

Everyone stared at it.

"How did you fit everyone," Uzui said, not as a question.

"I wrote in the margins," Gyomei said serenely. "I also attached a supplementary sheet. I brought extra forms in case others needed them." He produced a small, perfectly organized stack from within his robes.

The silence that followed was reverent. "Gyomei," Mitsuri said softly, "you are literally an angel."

"I am a man who does his paperwork," Gyomei said, but the corner of his mouth curved, and he distributed the extra forms with the calm of someone dispersing benedictions.

 


 

The next hour was, by any metric, a disaster. The problem — or rather, the first problem, because the problems had a hierarchical structure — was the Marital Status field.

"None of these boxes apply to us," Shinobu said, with the clipped precision of someone performing a clinical diagnosis. "We are not married. We are not single. 'Other' implies something is aberrant."

"We could tick 'Married,'" Mitsuri offered.

"To which one of us?"

"To... all of us?"

"The form implies a single spouse, Mitsuri."

"The form can imply whatever it likes," Rengoku said, with such absolute serenity that it was briefly impossible to argue with him. "We will simply fill it out to reflect truth."

"The truth doesn't fit in the box," Giyuu said.

"Then we will use the margins," Rengoku said, still serenely. "We will use multiple forms," Shinobu said, in the tone of a woman seizing control before the situation could further deteriorate. "One form per relationship axis. It will be exhaustive and bureaucratically thorough and—"

"There are eight of us," Obanai said. "In a circle. The relationship axes are — I don't actually know how many that is."

Everyone looked at Giyuu, who was the only one of them who read enough in his off hours that he might know the combinatorics of it. Giyuu looked at the ceiling. "Twenty-eight," he said. "If you count every pair. More if you count the... group."

"The *group,*" Uzui repeated, with deep feeling.

"The group," Giyuu confirmed.

"Twenty-eight forms," Shinobu said.

"We are not filling out twenty-eight forms," Sanemi said, slamming his palm on the table. "That's insane. That's completely—"

"You're right," Shinobu said, and Sanemi blinked, visibly surprised by her agreement. "We'll fill out one form. We'll list everyone under Spouse. It will be technically inaccurate and completely impossible to dispute because no one in administration is going to want to have this conversation with eight Hashira."

Silence.

"...That's actually smart," Uzui said.

"I am always smart," Shinobu said sweetly. "Some of you simply don't notice because you're distracted by flashier things." She looked at Uzui. Uzui touched his gold earrings, unrepentant.

"What about emergency contacts?" Mitsuri asked, because Mitsuri had gotten distracted by the second page while everyone else was fighting about the first. Everyone looked at the emergency contact field. There was a longer silence.

"We all put Giyuu," Sanemi said, and it wasn't a question, and the aggression in his voice had undergone some strange alchemy that made it sound almost like it was covering for something else entirely.

"Shinobu is a doctor," Giyuu said.

"You know everyone's medical information," Rengoku said warmly, "because you memorize it. Because you are attentive and caring."

Giyuu looked at him. "I just pay attention."

"Lovingly," Rengoku said. Giyuu's ears went faintly red. He looked at his tea.

"Shinobu as secondary," he said.

"Obviously," Shinobu said, and then, so quickly it almost didn't happen, she glanced at Giyuu with something that in any other expression would have been warmth, and in Shinobu's expression was approximately two degrees less withering than usual, which amounted to the same thing. "Thank you."

"You're faster," Giyuu said simply.

"I am a physician," she agreed.

"You're also the most sensible," Obanai muttered, and Shinobu turned the full weight of her gaze on him, and he straightened slightly, which for Obanai was equivalent to flinching.

"Was that a compliment?" she asked.

"It was an observation," he said.

"Lovely." She wrote her own name in the secondary emergency contact field on her form with the satisfied precision of someone correctly filing evidence. 

 


 

It took them two hours. Two hours, six supplementary sheets, three arguments (Sanemi and Obanai about the order of names, which was resolved by Giyuu writing everyone alphabetically without comment, Uzui and sanemi about whether flashy was a valid response to the Distinguishing Characteristics field, which was resolved by Shinobu conceding that it was technically accurate and a brief, intense exchange between Mitsuri and Rengoku about whether enthusiastic eater was a characteristic worth disclosing, which was resolved in the affirmative), and approximately forty-seven collectively consumed cups of tea.

Maeda-san appeared at some point during the second hour with a tray of food — rice, pickled vegetables, grilled fish, because Maeda-san had been cooking for the flame hashira estate since Rengoku was a teenager and had developed an instinct for when people needed feeding — and set it in the center of the table without comment, because Maeda-san was, in the opinions of all eight Hashira, a saint.

Rengoku ate four servings.

Giyuu, who had been sitting quietly filling out his forms with the focused calm of someone not so much ignoring chaos as simply existing in a different stratum of reality, finished first, stacked his papers neatly, and said: "Mitsuri, you've written 'lots' in the height field."

"I didn't know the exact number!" Mitsuri said.

"Five feet six inches," Giyuu said.

Mitsuri stared at him. "How do you know that?"

"I pay attention," Giyuu said again, and went back to his tea.

"He knows all our heights," Gyomei said, and there was something in his voice that was not quite amusement but was adjacent to it, warm and vast and quiet, the way Gyomei's everything tended to be. "And our weights, our blood types, our injury histories, our food preferences, our sleeping patterns when we're on joint missions—"

"I do not know your sleeping patterns," Giyuu said.

"You covered Sanemi with a blanket when he fell asleep in debrief last March," Gyomei said.

The table went extremely quiet. Sanemi's face had done something extraordinary and vivid and involuntary, a full cascade of expression across features that were usually deployed exclusively in the service of menace, cycling through several emotions before arriving, with great effort, at: "That — I was cold— anyone would have—"

"It was very kind," Gyomei said.

"It was nothing," Sanemi said.

"You also noted that Rengoku's left knee was aggravating him during the joint patrol in October," Gyomei continued, with the peaceful inexorability of someone who was not trying to embarrass Sanemi but was simply committed to accuracy, "and rerouted the return path without announcing it."

Rengoku beamed at Sanemi with the full force of his personality. Sanemi looked like he was considering leaving the country.

"I notice things," Giyuu said, before Sanemi could combust. "It's not — I just. Pay attention. It doesn't mean anything." He said this to his tea, in the earnest, slightly lost way of someone who had not yet fully parsed what it meant that he did these things instinctively, for all of them, the small careful attentions that most people reserved for one or two people applied quietly and without ceremony across eight. Mitsuri was looking at him with an expression of profound, borderline tearful fondness. Obanai was looking at a point somewhere above the shoji screen. Rengoku was still beaming. Shinobu had the considering expression of a scientist observing a particularly interesting specimen. Uzui had both elbows on the table and his chin in his hands, watching Giyuu with a grin that was slightly too knowing for comfort.

"You know," Uzui said, "I think you might be the most naturally domestic person in this relationship, and you have absolutely no idea."

Giyuu looked up. "...Gyomei makes tea."

"I bring tea on Fridays," Gyomei agreed mildly.

"You bring tea on Fridays," Giyuu said, as if this settled the matter.

"You also bring tea on Fridays," Gyomei said.

"We bring tea."

"Which you organized," Gyomei said, with a gravity that was somehow perfectly balanced between serious and gentle. "You began leaving the canister on my engawa because you noticed I'd run low."

Giyuu opened his mouth. Closed it. Looked at his form. "I was going to the market anyway," he said. The table made a sound that was eight people, at varying volumes and in varying registers, experiencing something that could only be described as collective cardiac vulnerability. Even Obanai's composure slipped, briefly, into something unguarded — a slight softening around the eyes that Kaburamaru, from his position around Obanai's shoulders, witnessed and would carry with him to his serpentine grave.

"You are," Rengoku said, with great warmth and perfect sincerity, "genuinely wonderful, Tomioka."

Giyuu looked at him for a long moment. "Your form still has 'yes, very much' in the 'do you consent to emergency medical disclosure' field," Giyuu said. "I consent enthusiastically," Rengoku said, undeterred.

 


 

The forms were submitted the following morning. Aoi — who was, nominally, the administrative liaison between the Hashira and the Corps bureaucracy, and who dealt with this role with the grim determination of someone who had chosen suffering as a professional path — received them at the door of the Butterfly Estate, looked at the stack, and counted the pages.

"This is—" she started.

"Accurate," Giyuu said.

"There are nine supplementary sheets."

"Yes."

"And in the Marital Status field, everyone has checked Other and written 'see attached.'"

"Yes."

Aoi looked at him. Giyuu looked back at her. "And the attached," Aoi said slowly, unfolding the first supplementary sheet, "is a complete chart."

"Mitsuri made it," Giyuu said. "It's color-coded." Aoi looked at the color-coded relationship chart, which was indeed quite thorough, and featured small drawn hearts next to several of the connecting lines, because Mitsuri had been in an especially good mood when she drew it.

She looked back up at Giyuu. "Under emergency contact," she said, "every single one of them listed you."

"Yes," Giyuu said.

"Every single one."

"Yes."

"Do you understand what that means in terms of the paperwork I have to—"

"I added Shinobu as secondary," Giyuu said. "For medical decisions. She's the most qualified."

Aoi closed her eyes. Breathed. Opened them. "Is this going to be like the mission report incident," she said.

"No one was hurt in the mission report incident," Giyuu said.

"Uzui-san drew a diagram."

"It was an accurate diagram."

"It was an illustrated diagram, Tomioka-san."

Giyuu considered. "Uzui is very visual."

Aoi took the forms. She held them for a moment, staring at them with the expression of a woman recalibrating her sense of what her job was. Then she stepped aside, filed them in the correct drawer with the systematic efficiency of someone who had made peace with improbability, and said, without looking up: "Your emergency ration allocation is going to be a nightmare."

"I'll make food," Giyuu said.

"You — what?"

"I'll make enough that we don't need the allocation adjusted."

Aoi looked at him properly then, this quiet man in the Corp uniform and his mismatched haori who had just, as if it were obvious, offered to cook for eight people so as to spare her a bureaucratic headache.

"...Shinobu says your cooking is exceptional," she said, after a moment.

"She's polite," Giyuu said.

"She said it was the best thing she'd ever eaten and she cried a little," Aoi said.

Giyuu blinked. Very slightly. "...She cried?"

"Just a little," Aoi said. "She blamed allergies."

"Shinobu doesn't have allergies," Giyuu said.

"I know that," Aoi said.

Giyuu looked thoughtful in the way he always looked thoughtful, which was indistinguishable from his default expression except for a small, soft shift somewhere around his eyes. He turned to leave, paused, and set a small cloth-wrapped package on the edge of the step. "I brought extra," he said. "From breakfast. If you want."

He left before Aoi could respond. She unwrapped the package. It was rice balls — three of them, perfectly formed, wrapped in nori, with what turned out to be a braised pork and pickled plum filling that was so precisely balanced it tasted like someone had taken the concept of comfort and translated it into food. She ate all three at her desk. She didn't cry. (She cried a little.) 

 


 

The day, which had started with forms, continued in the way that days containing multiple Hashira tended to continue — with the kind of escalating lateral momentum that resulted from putting eight people of extreme individual personality and zero collective impulse control in proximity and expecting them to behave. Giyuu, returning to his estate, made it approximately forty feet before Muichiro Tokito fell into step beside him. This was a thing that happened. No one fully understood it, least of all Muichiro himself, who was young and somewhat adrift in the specific way of someone whose sense of self was still mostly theoretical.

He didn't speak immediately. He just walked, matching Giyuu's pace with the unconscious precision of someone who had been doing it long enough that it had become muscle memory. Giyuu did not acknowledge this, in the sense that he didn't comment on it. He did, however, very slightly and without fanfare, slow his pace. They walked.

"The forms were complicated," Muichiro said eventually.

"Yes," Giyuu said.

"I didn't have to fill out the relationship section."

"No," Giyuu agreed.

"Because I'm not." A pause. "In the relationship."

"You're young," Giyuu said.

Muichiro was quiet for a moment. Then: "Is that annoying? That I follow you?"

Giyuu considered this with the seriousness he gave most things, which was considerable. "No," he said.

"You could tell me if it was."

"I know." Giyuu looked at the path ahead. "I would."

Another silence.

More comfortable, this time, in the particular way that silences with Giyuu tended toward comfort by sheer absence of demand.

"What does the color-coded chart look like," Muichiro said.

"...Complicated," Giyuu said. "Mitsuri used six colors."

"Did she use hearts."

"Yes."

"Obviously," Muichiro said, with the weary acceptance of someone slightly too old for their years, and Giyuu almost smiled, the corners of his mouth making the small, contained movement that stood, in Giyuu's emotional vocabulary, for genuine amusement.

They walked the rest of the way in comfortable silence, and when they reached the fork in the path — one way to the water hashira estate, the other toward the mist hashira estate — Muichiro stopped, and Giyuu stopped, and they stood there for a moment.

"Friday," Muichiro said.

"Afternoon tea is Fridays," Giyuu confirmed.

"Can I come." Giyuu looked at him. "It's me and Gyomei."

"I know."

"He prays."

"I know."

"It's quiet."

"I know," Muichiro said, and there was something in his voice that was young and slightly frustrated and honest in the unguarded way that teenagers occasionally were when they'd stopped performing and simply wanted something. Giyuu looked at him for another moment.

"Bring your own cup," he said. Muichiro's expression did something brief and involuntary that was somewhere between relief and the studied neutrality of someone trying very hard not to look relieved.

"Obviously," he said, in the same weary tone, and turned and walked away before his face could do anything else embarrassing.

Giyuu watched him go. Then he went home, and fed his cats, and started making dinner, because it was Tuesday, which was the day Rengoku and Uzui tended to appear at his door between six and seven and look at him with the combined energy of two very large, very enthusiastic men who had been thinking about his cooking since breakfast, and Giyuu had long since learned to account for this in his meal planning.

 


 

The cats were: one orange one named Shiro, because Giyuu had named him when he was barely conscious after a bad mission and had gone with the first thing that came to mind, which was the color white, which Shiro was not; one small grey one of indeterminate age and attitude who had followed Giyuu home three months ago and was simply called The Other One until Mitsuri had visited and named him Kumo without asking, because Mitsuri felt strongly that all things deserved names; and one that technically belonged to no one but had decided Giyuu's engawa was the correct location for all of its napping, and which Uzui had started calling Yuki the third time he'd nearly tripped over it, and which had thus become Yuki by default.

Shiro was on the kitchen counter. "No," Giyuu said. Shiro looked at him with supreme indifference. Giyuu moved him to the floor. Shiro was back on the counter by the time Giyuu had turned around. "No," Giyuu said again. This was a conversation they had every evening. It had not once resulted in Shiro being on the floor for more than forty-five seconds. Giyuu had made peace with this in the abstract while continuing to object in the specific, because the principle mattered, even if the outcome was predetermined.

He was halfway through the broth — a long-simmered thing that had been going since that morning, because Giyuu's approach to cooking was geological in its patience, layer upon layer built up across hours — when the front door opened.

This did not alarm him, because exactly three people on earth walked into Giyuu's house without knocking, and he could identify all three by sound: Rengoku by the particular confident weight of his footstep; Uzui by the slight theatrical pause in the entryway that always preceded his entrances; and Muichiro by a quiet that was distinct from Giyuu's own quiet in the way that two different kinds of silence could be distinguished by someone who paid attention. The pause in the entryway was present.

"Giyuu!" Uzui said, appearing in the kitchen doorway with his hair elaborately pinned and his white yukata swapped for equally elaborate dark blue, because Uzui Tengen did not do off-duty so much as he did different-kind-of-on. He leaned against the doorframe, crossed his arms, looked at the stove with the expression of a man who had smelled something from the path outside, and said: "That smells outrageous."

"Pork belly," Giyuu said.

"And?"

"Dashi. Mirin. Ginger." Giyuu paused. "Konbu."

Uzui closed his eyes and took a long, reverent breath. "You're incredible," he said, and he said it the same way he said most things — loud, bright, unabashed — but underneath it was something genuine, the way Uzui's everything tended to have something genuine underneath it, just usually covered in more fabric.

"The broth has been going since morning," Giyuu said.

"I know," Uzui said, "I could smell it from the main road — I told Kyojuro and he walked faster—"

"You told me Tomioka was making pork belly," Rengoku said, appearing behind Uzui's shoulder, and how two men of their respective heights arrived simultaneously in a doorframe was a question of architecture that Giyuu had stopped asking. "I would have run."

"You did run, the last part," Uzui said.

"I walked quickly," Rengoku said, with great dignity.

Giyuu looked at both of them. "Sit down," he said. "It needs another thirty minutes."

"We can help," Rengoku said.

"You can sit," Giyuu said, which was not a refusal of the offer so much as an accurate assessment of the kitchen's capacity to handle Rengoku's enthusiasm near a broth that had taken all day. "There's tea."

Both men sat. Giyuu poured tea without being asked, slid the cups across to them, and went back to the stove. A comfortable silence settled, the kind that existed in Giyuu's kitchen with particular regularity, punctuated by the slow sound of the broth and Shiro leaping back onto the counter and being removed again and Rengoku drinking his tea with a sound of satisfaction that was slightly louder than the occasion required.

"How'd the form submission go," Uzui said.

"Aoi didn't cry," Giyuu said.

"Did she—"

"Almost."

"Excellent," Uzui said, with the serenity of a man who had already made peace with his impact on administrative systems. He stretched out on the cushion, tilted his head back, and looked at the ceiling. "We're going to confuse them so thoroughly they'll just let us do whatever we want."

"We already do whatever we want," Rengoku said.

"We do what we want within the system," Uzui said. "Once they're confused enough, we do what we want and the system bends around us. Much flashier."

"I don't need the system to bend," Giyuu said.

"That's because you're practical," Uzui said, and it was a compliment, delivered in Uzui's way, which was with the casual certainty of someone who knew exactly what he thought about people and said it. "You build around the thing. Very efficient. Very you."

Giyuu did not respond to this, but his shoulders settled slightly, in the way they did when something landed right. Rengoku, who noticed things about Giyuu with the attentiveness of a man who had been paying attention to Giyuu for long enough to have developed something like a taxonomy of his small reactions, smiled into his tea. The broth simmered. The cats redistributed themselves. Outside, the light went golden and low, and the evening came on slow and warm, and somewhere across the Corps grounds, in eight different places, eight different people were finishing eight different evenings, and all of them were, in some way or another, thinking about Friday.

 


 

At the Butterfly Estate, Shinobu was mixing compounds and saying, to Kanao who was reading nearby, "I'm only going to say this once, because sentiment makes me feel itchy, but Tomioka's rice balls were perfect and if you tell anyone I said that I'll deny it completely and reassign your training schedule."

Kanao turned a page. "I didn't hear anything."

"Correct," Shinobu said. 

 


 

At the flame hashira estate, Maeda-san found the dining room exactly as clean as it had been before the Hashira convened in it, because Giyuu had, at some point during the afternoon, quietly collected the tea things and washed them, and left them stacked neatly by the kitchen door. Maeda-san found this out when she went to do it herself and found it already done. She stood in the kitchen for a moment.

Then she added Tomioka Giyuu to the mental list she kept of people who were allowed to come here whenever they liked, no advance notice required. He was the fourth person on the list. The other three were Rengoku Kyojuro, his younger brother, and a stray cat. Giyuu was in good company.

 


 

At the wind hashira estate, Sanemi was sitting on his engawa with his form in his lap, looking at the Spouse/Partner Name(s) field where he'd written seven names, and where his own handwriting looked, to him, slightly ridiculous — too aggressive for what it was saying, the brushstrokes hacked out in his usual blunt style, the names stacked like a list of things to defeat. He looked at Giyuu's name. He looked at it for a while.

"Stop being an idiot," he told himself. Outside, a cricket was making noise. "I mean it," he said.

The cricket continued. Sanemi put the form away, went inside, and spent the next forty minutes aggressively sharpening a sword that was already sharp, which was, for Sanemi Shinazugawa, the functional equivalent of processing emotions.

 


 

Back at the water hashira estate, Giyuu ate dinner with Rengoku and Uzui and the three cats, and the conversation was warm, and the food was exactly as good as it always was, and when Rengoku laughed at something Uzui said — big and full and present, the laugh of someone who had never once been embarrassed by their own happiness — Giyuu watched him and felt the quiet, steady, entirely uncomplicated thing that he still didn't entirely have words for, and didn't particularly need them. Some things, he thought, were just true. The forms were filed. The broth had been good. Friday was coming. It was enough.