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This was Elliot's last task for the day, deliver the pizza to the address. It wouldn't be an issue if the house belonged to a normal individual. Unfortunately, the house was owned by non other then the couple, 007n7 and Noli.
Noli haven't done anything particularly to the pizzeria so Elliot didn't have too strong of an opinion of him, however his partner was another story.
7n7 was a pain in everyone's asses, to put it lightly. He was one step away from becoming a terrorist. This could actually be a perfect time to ask the admins for help one would think. A fake pizza delivery to ban those two — especially 7n7.
But it doesn't work like that because 7n7 and Noli can teleport in an instant. Such a dangerous ability for those guys to have.
One might also think that Elliot can just refuse to serve them. That actually happend before, a few months ago. When Elliot officially banned 7n7 from the pizzeria. The ending of it was simply chaotic. 7n7 had vandalized the pizzeria to the point of it not looking recognizable.
So, his only option was to serve them.
Elliot was right infront of the door, nervous to knock. Good thing he didn't even need to. The door just opened from the other side.
Before Elliot could see who opened the door his ears were met with constant screaming. He was not sure of the subject but it was pretty heated.
When the door fully opened the screaming stopped. 7n7 was looking at Elliot with pure confusion "Why are you here?"
Elliot got even more tenser "you... you ordered pizza" he offered the box "one pepperoni?"
A loud glitchy voice shouted quickly, intrupting whatever 7n7 was going to say "I ordered it," He rushed to 7n7 side "so that he could tell who is in the wrong, since you won't admit it!"
"I did not cheat on you!" 7n7 matched the energy right away.
"I saw how they looked at you and the way you looked at them," Noli held 7n7's wrist tightly "and then the baby appeared!"
"Are you kidding me?" 7n7's eye twitched and he quickly took his hand away from him "You are living in delusions if you really believe that!"
"Delusions?! You should be grateful I'm still with you! Anyone else would have left your ass to rot with that stupid, dumb baby of yours"
"You-"
"Guys!" Elliot finally spoke after the shock he went through "can you just pay for the pizza and let me go?"
"Yes, but first" Noli excused before going back to screaming "tell 7n7 he's wrong!"
7n7 gasped "Tell Noli he's wrong!"
"How am I wrong?!"
"You have been imagining me in situations where I'm gangbanging the whole robloxia behind your back!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if you actually did that" Noli turned towards Elliot again "he probably had his ways with you aswell"
"Stop blaming stuff on people!" 7n7 smirked before saying "it shows your insecurities"
Noli took a deep breath before speaking to Elliot "who's wrong?"
"You both are!" Elliot yelled as he reached his final point "I do not care what you guys do, just pay for the pizza and let me go!"
There was silence for a few seconds before 7n7 ruined it "Don't you dare yell at him, you asshole" he glared "I think you are the wrong one, why would you try to get between us? You homewrecker!"
"They could never understand, 7n7" Noli added "my eyes only belong to you"
"Leave us alone pizza boy," 7n7 got closer to Noli "I am not fond of people watching what's mine"
"Give me the money and I'll go" the pizza got cold at this point "I know you guys have the money"
"And a gold digger... tch tch" Noli added and held 7n7 hand "I would never request money from you like this... thing"
"Pizza boy, leave us be!" 7n7 shut the door on Elliot's face.
He was now left with the cold pepperoni pizza "I guess I'll eat this at home" he sighed and hopped on his bike, to go to the pizzeria then to head home from there.
Right as he sat on the bike Noli appeared next to him "I'll be taking that" He said as he took the pizza from the bag of his bike.
Then he dissappeared, without paying.
Elliot was done with them to not even try to get the money. They have wasted his time quite a bit.