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Today was quite a typical day. The birds are chirping and horrendous singing could be heard from a distance.
"HEY IT'S A TUESDAY WHAT ARE DOING YOU CLIMBING MY TOWER- .. what are you wearing..?"
"I'M HATSUNE MIKU! LOOK AT ME GO!"
"NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT!"
"ALL MIKUS ARE CANON DICKHEAD"
"DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE CLIMBING MY TOWER IN A COSPLAY"
"I WROTE YOU A SONG"
"I SWEAR TO GOD SUCTION CUP MAN I WILL-"
"YOU'RE A BITCH YOU'RE A BITCH YOU'RE A BITCH YOU'RE A BITCH 🎵"
"JUST GET OFF MY TOWER"
"DADADADA I'M HATSUNE MIKU!"
"That's it."
Guy business closes his window for a few seconds before opening it back up
"HAH TAKE THAT!"
Launches a microwave at suction cup man but gravity had other plans
"Dumbass you just lost yourself a perfectly good microwave!"
"And I lost respect for you years ago"
"I WROTE YOU ANOTHER SONG!"
"SUCTION CUP MAN!"
"THE NAME IS HATSUNE MIKU THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND NOW I MUST MAKE A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE!"
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-"
"DADADADADA YOU'RE A DUMBASS! A DUMBASS! A DUMBASS A DUMBASS 🎶🎶"
"I like it better when you're suction cup man."