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Kitty was humming in the kitchen, cleaning the piles of dishes in the sink. She placed each dish onto the drying rack. While she was rinsing soap off a plate, the kitchen door was kicked open by none other than Pandy. The plate almost slipped out of her grasp in surprise.
“What the hell, Pandy!? Knock next time!” she scolded. Kitty then noticed Pandy’s panicked expression and placed the plate down, now concerned.
“Pandy, what happened?” Kitty asked. Pandy bent over, her hands on her knees as she panted. She then glared at Kitty.
“Did you not hear them..” Kitty tilted her head, genuine confusion on her face. “Hear who?” She questioned.
Pandy stared at Kitty, baffled that she didn't hear the sounds coming from Willow's room especially since they were being so loud.
“Kitty. They were having sex.” She stated. Pandy was irritated. She hadn't gotten any sleep last night since Willow was going at it.
"Who was having sex?" she asked, curious now.
"Willow and her girlfriend!" Pandy yelled.
Kitty's eyes widened, before her mouth formed into smirk and she decided to fuck with her. “Are you sure you weren’t hearing things?” Kitty asked, joking around.
Pandy glared at Kitty. “Oh my god- Kitty, I heard every time they changed position!”
Kitty laughed at Pandy's irritation. “Well, it could’ve been willow moving things”
Pandy stared at kitty, not believing this. She then started to laugh hysterically. “Oh my- oh my god! You've gotta be kidding me!”
She continued to laugh at the absurdity of the situation. This caught kitty’s attention and made her seriously concerned.
“Pandy.. Are you alright? I was just joking around!”
“Oh yeah? Just joking around?” Pandy scoffed. “I didn't sleep at all last night!” She shouted, she was now pissed.
“Pandy calm down!-”
“Hey girls, what are you two doing?” someone cut kitty off, that someone being Filip.
“None of your business, Filip. Now go” Kitty warned, though Filip didn't take it seriously and instead laughed.
“Come on, I can handle whatever you two are talking about.”
“It’s not about being able to handle it, Filip. It's personal and it doesn't involve you.” Filip rolled his eyes, leaning against the shelves.
“Come on, I'm your friend!-” He was cut off by Pandy chucking a butcher knife in his direction, missing his head by an inch.
Filip slowly backed away from the knife, which indeed got their point across. “Okay.. I’ll go.” he mumbled before sprinting out of the kitchen.
Kitty smiled, despite yelling at him to get out she knew she was going to be telling him everything Pandy tells her.
“So, now that he's gone..Tell me everything you heard.”
Pandy looked at kitty in disbelief. "I am not doing that!"