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it was a rainy day. Peppa, in her usual spot, the couch, was looking out at the grass, she could see from the corner or her eye a muddy puddle slowly forming.
Peppa always felt a little bit sad at the sight of muddy puddles in the rain, the thought of leaving to do something to pass the rain and forgetting about the puddle, just to go outside and see its frozen over or dried up. Today peppa decided she was going to not leave the couch as she knew she would get distracted on something else.
Daddy pig was at work today and mummy had just left with gorge to go take him to the mall for some new clothes so peppa was all alone. right? she couldn’t shake the feeling that something wasn’t right, maybe it was just the storm getting to her.
that has to be it.
after about 10 minutes of waiting, the storm hasn’t moved. out of boredom peppa decided to turn on the tv, there wasn’t any cartoons to watch on so she would have to do with the news.
after a few slow minutes of adverts the news finally started, peppa decided to pay attention. it couldn’t hurt to look away from the window for a few minutes? the bright intro of chanel 67 news started.
“good afternoon lady’s and gentlemen, for todays breaking news we are going to be talking about the recent disappearances. a family of three pigs in the nearby city, also known as four civic were waiting in a cafe for their morning tea but suddenly disappeared shortly before their order was called. other guests recall seeing the father lead them down the road, looking over his shoulder.”
the news reporter takes a deep breath and wipes a non existent tear from her eye.
“nobody has seen them since, the father was said to be on his lunch break and was due back to his office at 12:10pm this afternoon-“
peppa was now shaking, it couldn’t be her father… could it?
peppa’a family were th only pigs for miles, this wasn’t good.
peppa turned off her television, she couldn’t listen to anymore of that. she slowly grasped control of her thoughts and ran to the door to slip on shoes and her umbrella. she had to destroy the evidence.
peppa ran faster then she ever had, straight to the woods behind the city. exactly where she hid her family. by the time she arrived there was already a bird pecking into their rotting flesh.
“the rain does so much, doesn’t it.” peppa muttered to herself.
“helped with hiding the marks and at least some of the evidence at least, gona be a mess to clean up.
peppa decided it wasn’t a good idea to keep her family’s rotting corpses out in the open like this, i mean it’s not like she cared but if authorities were to smell and start investigating it wouldn’t end well for peppa.
peppa started by tied a firm knot to daddy pigs neck, he was going to be the hardest to drag but peppa had a plan. before she started to drag him along, she grabbed her trusty pocket knife that she never left her house without. she started by cutting a perfect line down his stomach. as she ended the stroke a mountain of blood flooded out, slower then one would expect. the blood was old and disgusting but peppa
didn’t care.
peppa reached her hand into daddy pigs now open torso to rip out his intestines. her accuracy was spot on, not making too big of a mess by cutting cords perfectly and tossing organs to the side.
birds will enjoy that later. as she felt the corpse was light enough she started towards the cave barley visible in the distance. as she walked towards she couldn’t help feel a bit more worried then she usually did when she came into here. it also- didn’t smell of all the other corpses rotting that she had left last time. odd… she kept walking, thinking nothing of it.
as she entered the cave nothing appeared abnormal but as she entered deep enough, just barley enough light to see her own feet. she stopped for a moment to catch her breath.
but she heard something, distant footsteps, louder then her fathers so she guessed it was a fat drunk homeless guy. she ran towards the closest wall that was in the shadows, slowly positioning herself to be as hidden as possible. she heard the footsteps getting louder as she saw the large figure standing tall, only half a metre away from where peppa was hiding.
peppa took slow precise breaths knowing exactly what this was. it was a bear, a giant one. probably around 180 centimetres at least. peppa was terrified, she heard the beast claw into daddy pigs remains.
the bear ate as if it hadn’t in weeks, god knows what it would do if the beasts found peppa. after demolishing what was left of daddy pig, peppa could barley see the bears figure staring right at her. she only knew for sure when the beast’s eyes lit up with hunger.
the beast charged at peppa and without a second thought tore her head off in one swift bite. the last thought peppa had was,
“why did i have to die like this, without even watching the last episode of cocomelon… what a horrible way to go out.”
4 years later, the bear had well and truly passed away by this point and the woods behind the city had been for the most part chopped down for more buildings and apartments. only 40 or so meters behind the most recent apartment block was the cave peppa had passed in.
it was another stormy afternoon when jimmothy was looking over his balcony at the woods and noticed the odd looking cave, he decided being the brave man he was, to go take a look. maybe catch something cool on camera and post it online.
as jimmothy started towards the odd looking cave a horrible stench came from the entrance, he pulled out his pocket light and looked around.
after walking deeper and the stench getting worse with every step, he spotted it. 3 rotting bodies, two appeared to be pigs and the other a bear.
jimmothy just so happened to be a illegal orthodontist and decided to drag the bodies to the basement under the apartment complex he lives in and started dissecting all the bodies and made a big discovery.
the reason the bear had passed so quick, in the span of 4 years was because peppa somehow was walking around with 67.41 pounds of coke in her system.
yeah that’s it i’m writing this at 11pm and this is my first ever fan fic i hope you enjoyed ❤️☺️🫶