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“mAX>.” nikki yells “get up bro we’re exploring or something idk”
“no” max groans. Nikki drags him out of his bed by force “EUGHGHEDUEDHHU😢😢😢” he sobs “AYUGUAOJ😭”
“come ON max. if you don’t stop whining i’ll tell everyoen your gay”
Max stops crying. anywyas the two meet up with neil and then they leave camp and go to the foretsts
Neil yaps about scienc then stops “WOAH WHAT’S THAT!” he screams because a ginger-haired looking girl comes running up to them or some shit.
“What the helly” Max says (i k now he wouldn’t say that but if you looked at ANY OF MY OTHER FICS YOU’D KNOW EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS OOC!!! IT’S ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Then the ginger-haired girl stops. “Ew you sound gay. It’s okay bro im gay too”
“What??” the three other kids say.
“Who the HELL is that behind you and why is he so hunched over.” Max asks.
“oh ya that[s my bestie ABaddon”
“WHAT>..........” Neil screeches “Fuck this im leaving”
“WHAT WHY.!” the ginge akssksk him
“I’m Jewish.”
“ohhhhhh” Estehr says “okay wait that makes more sense”
Then esther’s brother (i forgot his name) pops up “Esther STOP TALKING TO STRANGERS”
“NO YOU WHORE” she screams at him, then kicks his ankle (i forgot which one)
“UEBDHAJOCKHGJKPSA😢😢😢😢😢😢” Ben cries
“Why have i not had aline for ten minutes” Nikki asks
“Idk” max replies
“WHAT. ARE YOU GUYS DOING.!!” David shouts suddenly. Then they all blow up becasue Cameron Campbell accidentally dropped a bomb on them.