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Katie was having a real bad day.
First, she was humiliated at the elections, which Ewron promised to vote for her. He didn’t.
Then when she confronted him about it, he had the audacity to push her off the cliff.
Good thing Haiper gave her these boots, otherwise she would have died a sad and painful death.
Then she had to wait around because Ewron had to apologies with another laurka, whilst Duncan kept trying to set up an arranged marriage between the two despite her having a boyfriend.
The laurka was nice, it was sweet, but she was feeling partially petty that day and threw it back at him whilst running away.
And okay… Maybe she fucked up kidnapping that federation cat, but in her defence that cat sat right in front of her swinging axe. There was nothing else she should do.
Okay. Maybe trying to destroy the cameras wasn’t the best idea. An even worse one when Ewron caught her.
But it wasn’t even Ewrons cat… Right?
Right?
Okay and the embarrassment was felt when she got caught in person, Ewron didn’t need to pull out the video footage.
Just get a new cat! That so easy!
Took her twenty minutes and a lot of flooding of Mr. J’s house to realise cats don’t work like that.
Waste of her Goddamn time that was.
Thankfully her good friend Foolish just knew where to find cat and so kindly brought one back for her.
And Ewron loved them!
Shame she had to kill them.
In her defence, she had waited for those cards for a goddamn week only to get stolen from right under her nose.
Maybe… she could have been rational… maybe spared the cats life. But she wanted those goddamn cards real bad.
And then after that things kind of get a bit blurry, Ewron claiming they are at war (again), she might have hired a hit on him, he keeps trying to kill her everywhere she goes, think she puts some boobs on his things...
Anyways. Basically, a bad day… A real bad day.
Because now she’s sat in an all-white office, with a federation officer staring down at her.
Gulp.
“So…” she starts.
Nothing. The officer looks at her blankly before going back to typing away on his computer.
“Right, sorry how long am I going to be in here… I have a lot of businesses to run... people to see… you now” she says but it falls on deaf ears as typing continues to fill the room.
Sighing she starts swinging her chair from side to side out of boredom.
Typing stops. She stops and looks up back towards the officer.
“KatieB. Worker at KFC, therapy, Gay club, Doctor, Hole filler, Weather girl. Part of the North and the regime” she blinked as she stares the officer. “After investigation you are guilty of killing ‘The Federation’ cat. Consequence with be dealt with”
She froze in her chair. FUCK she’s FUCKED, was all she could think.
“Sorry, excuse me sir… what... erm proof do you have of these claims?” she questions nervously.
The federation officer looked at her, looked down at his computer then looked back up at her, “Ewron, worker at Żabka, assassin, pastor. Part of the Polish Cave. Told me and sent the footage over,” he replied as if he was bored.
Katie was left shocked, her mouth wide open, “WHAT”
The federation worker started again, “Ewron, worker at Żabka, assassin, pastor. Part of the-”
“I heard you the first time” she sighed getting up from her seat and pacing around, “so what now?”
But before they could answer two more officers came into the room grabbing Katies arms and pulling her back out the door.
“HEY... WAIT… WAIT” she exclaimed as they pulled her to a dark room and shoved her into a small box with lots of wiring going around it.
“Hey please… I’m sorry... I won’t do it again I promise it was an accident” but her pleads fall on deaf ears and both the officers walked back out of the room.
Panic surged through her as she tired her hardest to push the door open.
Light invaded her vision causing her to squint as someone else walked into the room.
“Hey... Hey can you help me... I’m stuck hey-” she pauses. Because standing in front of her was no other than cucurucho and that stupid smile plastered on his face.
Pulling herself away from the door she stood back, max has told her about them and Mr. J has warned her not to speak to them whatsoever.
“What is going to happen?” she questioned cautiously.
“Thank you for stay” the voice rang through the room causing her to flinch, “you will be restarted.”
Panic soared through her, “wait… what does that mean?”
“Thank you for stay” the voice rang through again, “you will be restarted.”
“But what doe-“ she was cut off
“You will be restarted.”
And then a bright white light.
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Katie is having a bad day.
She woke up in the middle of nowhere with no food no nothing and has been walking for miles.
She keeps trying to remember how she got there, but every time she does a sharp shooting pain spreads through her head leaving her more confused than not.
Finally, it looks like some civilisation, she thinks to herself as she spots some building up ahead.
She sped up, making her way to the middle of the tower and seeing a weird stone statue thing in the middle of the room. Curious she walked over placing her hand on it, a jingle and a weird light shone off of the statue.
Shrugging her shoulders she turned around and spotted a KFC and jumped for joy, “hell yeah I love KFC” she shouted as she made her way over to the KFC.
The food truck was placed between some lovely trees; she looked around in awe a frown falling on her face at the artwork on top of the van.
Mike? She thought to herself staring at the picture for a long time.
why the hell is this photo so off centre. She thought to herself looking at the big blank space on the left side of the photo… almost like something is miss- wait they do cookies. She smiled at the thought she would love a cookie right now.
“Hello!” she shouted at the empty van, “anyone here I’m starving.”
as no one answered she sighed before falling onto one of the seats outside KFC, what a girl got to do to get some food round here.
Looking at the store next door, she started making her way over, opening the green gate and walking towards the doors.
“A-hemm” came a voice from behind her making her stop and turn around.
A man holding a sword stands next to one of those statue things.
“I thought I told you to stay off this property,” his voice was low, melonic if you must.
Katie looked around her to make sure he was talking to her, realising yes, he must be because there was no one else in the store.
She cocked her eyebrow at him crossing her arms, before sighing and walking back off out of the Żabka without looking back at the weird man.
Thinking that was the end of it she made her way over to the kitty café, hopefully someone can serve her in here without threatening to kill her.
But before she could make a another move forward, the weird guy started shouting towards her, “WOOOW. WOOOOOW. Not even going to say a word to me after everything you did, you’re going to ignore me now” he followed after her.
Turning to face him she looked around confused because she knows he’s definitely not speaking to her like that.
“Sorry… do I know you?” She questions crossing her arms, “because if this is your establishments you’ve got shitty customer service.”
The weird man rolled his eyes at her, “Oh so we are playing this again. You kill my cat and now you pretend not to know me. I see”
“I have no idea what you’re going on about” she starts, “you know what. I’m putting a review down” pulling out her comms she quickly writes down.
Saucebxss: Don’t go to Żabka, they're are rude and will threaten your life at the door when a poor girl just wants some food. 0/5 stars.
This causes the man to gasp out loud muttering to himself before pulling out his own comms and quickly writing something down.
Ewroon: 0/5 stars to KFC, THEY KILL CATS.
Katie looks down at the message and laughs, “why the fuck would I care about KFC there wasn’t even anyone there to give me a cookie”
At that comment the man, now known as Ewroon, froze… “what?”
“I said why the fuck would I care about that?” rolling her eyes and crossing her arms.
Ewroon seemed speechless for a second before bursting out laughing, “you’re really committed today.” Looking over and pointing towards the sign “Katies Fried Chicken” looking back over at Katie before freezing and looking back over to the Mike KFC sign.
“Where’d your picture go?” he questioned looking concerned.
“I don’t know what you’re going on about” Katie replied, “this is my first day here”
Ewroon didn’t say anything for a solid minute before slowly turning back to look at her.
“Tell me you’re joking with me”
“I’m not”
“Tell me you’re joking with me right now bestie”
“whoa, bit premature there yet we’ve only just met I don’t know about any 'bestie'.”
He grabs onto her shoulders and shakes her slightly, “We need a serious talk teleport to the church right now” before pulling this purple stone thing and teleporting away.
She looks around confused, “what a weird person” before walking into the kitty café and looking around, sighing when no one was inside. Damn no seriously where can a girl get some food around here.
The sound of that weird stone thing hit here ears again and she sees that Ewroon guy walking back and forward as if looking for something.
“KATIE”
Oh... or someone.
He spots her in the kitty café and runs inside, “KATIE. CHURCH. NOW”
Wincing at his loud voice she pulls back, “I haven’t got the slightest clue what you’re going on about”
He stares at her as if she has three heads for what feels like five minutes before dragging her outside and placing a boat down forcing her to get in.
One teleportation later, and a spreading sickness feeling she looks up at the church briefly before she’s dragged into the building.
“Church. Now we can’t lie only truths. Katie… When did we meet” he said looking quite smug all of a sudden.
“Today?” she replied getting a bit tired of this now.
“No can’t lie Katie it’s a sin”
“I’m not lying… I’ve met you today”
He froze for what felt like the fifth time today, “you are being serious”
She nodded, “yes!” she exclaimed.
“You’re not pranking me”
She rolled her eyes, “why the hell would I prank you?”
He sighed before pacing around the room, “When did you get here?”
She sat on one of the benches, “today? I think had to walk miles”
He hummed but continued his pacing, “and what do you remember”
“Before today?” she questioned, “erm… nothing to be honest” now thinking about it she literally knows nothing apart from today.
“Wait… there is one thing I do remember” She starts.
He perks up nodding at her to continue.
“The federation… thanks you for your stay?” she says cocking her head to the side.
Ewroon freezes before turning to face her “WHAT!” he shouts.
Katie must really be having a bad day.