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zoom into the mansions location. theres a person walking into the mansion. its you. get into second person mode. you stop and read the sign on the door IT SAYS NO FUCKING MOIDS ALLOWED. you have no fucking idea what it means. you open the door and walk in, taking notice of the colors of the room. lots of rainbows and bacon color. they must love bacon why is it wverywhere. some ghost flies from the ceiling and tells you youre gonna fucking die for being a moid.
timeskip cuz im a lazy fuck. room 60. Theres a puddle of bacon color on the ground. theres a fucking note on tye fucking table straight ahead of you. you read the note.
in big red text it says YOU UGKY ASS WHITE CISHET MOID WHY ARE YOU HERE. you shrug it off and sashay away before you hear that weirdass fuckass anime moan sound effect drawn out for an extra 4 seconds and youre fucking confused as FUCK. then a flying rainbow thing with masive jugs emerges from that peeviously mentioned puddle on the ground and it sticks its hand out to you and cusses you out somehow. why is everyone calling you a moid. “GO FUCKING KYS YOU UGKY ASS HOE YOU FATASS MOID COW” the rainbow specimen says and it scratches you and you make like an egg and fucking acramble out of that room obviously
once you outrun it you feel gay. and then your penis disseappears . and then your chest starts to grow and your a woman now. what the fuck???????????????????????????????? now you wanna kiss other women. (if this is a real fetish dont jack your weiner to this pls ty)
as youre walkijg through the mansion spooky says bye and shoots herself in the head (dont fuckijg say it or else)
your walking and then some igky ass spider crawls from the ceiling its also rainbow but you use lasers from your hands to demolish that ugky shit WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE RAINBOW LASERS COMING OUT OF YOUR HANDS WHAT THE FUCK you dont question it though. extra hundred floors later some japanese gay woman makes her presence known she chases you and once she catches up she pins you down and fingerfucks you but you dont question a thing. i mean. you wanted this i think.
anyways thhat was weird. but youre walking again. you can actually barely walk so now youre crawling because of that gay woman from earlier who fingerfucked you really hard. but youre crawling and as youre crawling some naked looking mannequin looking hoe comes out holding a pride flag in hand. wow everyone here is gay i guess. its ok. and when youre lost in thought, that gay hoe from earlier shoves that prode flag up your vagina and you like it kinda.yeah you love it. actually its the best thing wver. “hi my names bab and im super gay.” that naked thing saya. “i know me too. wanna make out?” you say without realiEing. what is wrong with you. ok then she fucks you with the pride flag and now you cant move at all.
sunce you cant move. you just lay stull in that room for a while. then you hear some weirdass fucking noises. some scary red figure appears and tells you youre coming with her. or cumming with her. or cumming on her. idk. but she like teleports you into this secluded room and theres.. a hot anime furry girl in there? wow. thays hot. then the furry (tirsiak) comes up to you. she sniffs you sooooo much. she sniffs your pubes especially. she licks yoir pubes and you like it. then specimen 9 starts to facefuck you. where did that come from? im not sure. but you like it a lot. btw they asked for consent first and you approved it i just needed to clarify this. and tirsiak fucks you with a dildo. then specimen 9 and tirsiak start scissoring. really intense. youre a cuck. you goon to that lesbian scissoring like your life depends on it and you cum evwrywhere like crazy. they kick you out and you can magically walk again. wtf. cool. i guess. anyways, you enter this majoras mask looking room and you get the keys and you get instructed tk shoves them up your booty before unlocking the next roomss.
what is that ugly thing. it looks like a puppet. thats a beautiful puppet woman. massive jugs wow. shes kinda fat. her butt jiggles as she flys up and then she appears behind you and she grabs your cheeks hardsddddd “i know what you did you faggot” she whispers. in your ear. she licks uour ear and then you turn to face her angrily GET THE FUCK OFF MY EAR you begin to pull on the strings thaat are attached ti her and she moans like crazy. you get like really wet. you olay with her strings until she cums everywhere while shes like kinda in pain but shes a masochist she likes it she told you. she then tickles your pubes goodbye. and she licks your ear again. and the cycle repeats 5 times before you get tired of her fatass and leave her behind. she tickles your pubes goodbye for real this timw, trust me dude. Do you trust me? Tell me you trust me. Say it out loud. Good job!
anyways you go into the next room which has a bunch of beds and