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“WHY DOES 3RD HAVE SO MANY FUCKING GOOD CARDS?” Izuku shouts, his rope of patience thinning as he falls victim to yet another +4 by the hand of the blue haired soldier.
“HEY, don’t get mad that I’m clearly better at UNO than you!”
“No he’s mad because your card playing towards him IS BORDERLINE ABUSE.” Nana interjects, slamming her hands down on the table. “YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING ROUND.”
“Are you ensuing that I am CHEATING??”
6th quietly puts down a card. “Obviously. There is no way you’re not. You’ve won the last… 34 rounds.”
“Oh my lord. I swear on my- no, All For One’s life that I am NOT cheating!”
“Not a strong claim dude.” 2nd leans back on his chair-throne without a care in the world, his own turn nowhere near 3rd’s every time they play and hadn’t turned victim yet. Unlike most others at the table.
5th plays his turn, slapping down a plus two. Smirking at 3rd.
“Heh, do you think I’m so easily fooled?” 3rd remarks, smirking back at 5th while placing a second +2 down.
“Both of you. Kill yourselfs.” The youngest flops down with a thud, completely done with life.
“NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE BABY.” Yoriichi yells after a beat of silence.
“WAIT I WAS AIMING IT AT 3RD-!”
“Well you still started it.” 3rd snarks, kicking his feet up onto the table and leaning back.
“Ew get your germy boots off the table.” 6th scathes, stretching away from him. Slowly moving to put down. “And 9th, next time he does this we’ll throw him off the ledge. The cheater.”
“Wait what?”
Izuku doesn’t answer, only gifts a long suffering sigh.
3rd chuckles. “By the way… UNO.”
All eyes snap towards him. Nana speaks, “En and Izuku already played their go…”
5th perks up. “OHHHHH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSS!”
“Fuck.”
Izuku groggily awakens, mind replaying the chaotic game of UNO he’d just partaken in.