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So…apparently Sawamura has a girlfriend?
what
where did u hear that from?
I have my sources
haruichi. got it.
I see you are calling my brother by his first name now?
[Delivered 10.23 p.m.]
Now where did you disappear to Kuramochi-kun?
wouldnt he be better able to tell if bakamura has a gf
seeing as they are so chummy
I thought the two of you were chummy too
y does H [backspace] yur brother think Sawamura has a gf
your*
Apparently, Kanemaru asked him
so basically this is hearsay????
Idk
That’s why I am asking you
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I mean “find out” in case you are wondering
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Did you fall asleep on your phone again
I’ll ask around
I’d advise…discretion
what do u mean
I mean don’t just go up to Sawamura and ask if he has a gf to his face
i wasnt going to do that!!!!
Mmhmm ~
Anyway, you must be busy
Practice and classes and all
Later ~
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yea bye ryou-san
[Seen 11.04 p.m.]
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Google Search: how to turn off read receipts
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Anything?
hello to u to ryou-san
too*
My, my
Are we a little testy this morning?
[Delivered 7.54 a.m.]
I’m assuming you turned off your read receipts
[Delivered 8.05 a.m.]
So you can snoop through your roommate’s phone and pine after his gf
But you can’t reply?
he isnt dating her!!!!
and IAM NOT pining aftr anyone!
Hmm
You sound sure
I’m assuming this means you checked
yes
And?
nothing
No cute contact names, no msgs planning dates?
nope
Ah
But I suppose it makes sense
After all, if Sawamura got a girlfriend I’m sure he would tell you
You ARE his trusted roommate and senpai after all
Sorry to put you through all the trouble
I suppose I left a part of me in Seido after all ~
[Delivered 8.12 a.m.]
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did u tell ur brother bakamura has a gf
Eh?
No!
I mean I only mentioned in passing that Kanemaru-kun asked me if he did
Is something wrong, Senpai? :s
well?
Sorry?
does he?
have a gf
Oh!
I mean
Not that I know of
thats not a yes or a no
I mean if he did
He’s not the type to talk about it?
not even to his best friends?
Well…
It’s a personal thing
If we’re saying hypothetically
He’d say eventually, I guess
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Senpai?
Sorry, is there anything else you wanted to ask me?
Just that I have to go practice with Zono-senpai…
yea ok go
AND DONT TELL YOUR BROTHER I SAID ANYTHING
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hi chris senpai
Kuramochi
This is a surprise
How are you?
i’m good
you?
I’m pretty good myself
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Is something the matter
I
uh
i wanted to ask you smthing
Yes?
ur still in touch with b [backspace] sawamura rihj
right*
Yes, I am
ok
has he
maybe
Is something wrong Kuramochi?
I’m getting a bit worried now
ah i’m sorry
its just a rly dumb question
kanemaru mentioned sawamura acting weird
well more than normal weird
Weird?
Weird how?
uh well
according to kanemaru he keeps spacing out in class
keeps having this dopey look on his face
i kinda noticed the past few days that hes always humming too
Ah
so we were wondering if maybe u knew wats up
wait
Ah???
do u know whats going on with him???
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senpai?
I’m sorry Kuramochi
But I don’t think it’s my place to tell
***
IM GOING TO KILL HIM
Now, now
Violence is never the answer
…even though it always seems to be YOUR answer
HOW DARE HE NOT TELL ME
We don’t definitively know yet
Chris said “it’s not his place to tell”
THATS BASICALLY A YES RYOU_SAN
SO HE MANAGED TO INFORM A PERSON
LIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
BUT NOT TH E GUY HE SHAERS A ROOM WITHH??
Well
Pitchers do tend to have a kind of
“special” relationship with catchers
You know how he was with Chris
YES BUT THE ONE LOOKING AFTR HIS HELPESS ASS IS ME!!!!
Aww
How sweet
Is Kuramochi-kun feeling protective?
You’ll probably make a good father too
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Either you are typing me an essay agreeing
Or you sat on your phone again
sorry
sawamura just came back
Oh, so you were wrestling
Don’t break him ~
I’m sure his girlfriend won’t appreciate it ;)
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where the hell r u u shitty bastard
now what have I done to deserve such harsh words
WHERE. ARE. YOU.
busy, kuramochi-kun
not all of us have the time to play video games all day
now how may I help you
first of all, duck u
FUCK***
XD XD XD XD XD
r u going to stop being insufferable for 2 min
oh idk, two mins is quite a stretch for me
deal with it
so
since you’re our main catcher
what brilliant observation skills!
and you’re the ones working most closely with our pitchers
such a keen eye for detail
this is why you’re our shortstop
miyuki if u dont wanna die can u pls stfu
only because you said please :)
do u know if bakamura has a gf
[Delivered 8.53 p.m.]
[Seen 8.53 p.m.]
oi
OI
OI U BASTARD I CAN SEE THAT U SAW MY MESSAGE
OK ISTG IM GONNA FIND U AND WH
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OH POPPED UP HAVE U
no
is that supposed to be sarcastic
that’s supposed to be an answer to your question
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no, u dont know, or no he doesnt have a gf
he doesn’t have a gf
wait
r u just saying that or r u sure
I’m sure
how
Class A-Hole sent you a picture
OH MY GOD
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I see
So he technically he DOESN’T have a gf huh
HOW CAN U BE SO CALM
What’s there to be worked up about
Now the mystery is solved
THE PCITUE??
PICTURE*********
Yes
They look cute together, don’t you agree
ryou-san
i think ur not getting the fact that
this will HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES
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Does it really bother you that much?
OFC IT BOTHERS ME
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bakamura is an idiot but evn HE should have better taste
Oh
ND HERE I WS THINKING HE WAS DOING XTRA PRACTICE
GONE ALL THE TIME
Papa Mochi strikes again
pls dont
i dont even want to imagine the lvl of pda i’ll have to see now
Aww
Poor Kuramochi-kun
To be fair this all started because of me right
Let me make it up to you
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what no
no thanks ryou-san
i mean this is miyuki i wud have found ot anytway
Oh, no, I insist
You had to go through such a hard time after all
no really its ok
I said, I insist, Youichi.
I’ll pick you up on Saturday morning kay
Will text you the details later
Gtg now, see you soon ~
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yea see u
[Seen 9.37 p.m.]