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There were many ways Keng’s sons resembled him.
Por had his patience, or at least the version of patience that looked calm right up until it became quietly terrifying.
Save had his stillness, which was somehow more alarming on a child than it had ever been on Keng. Adults always thought the loud ones were trouble. They learned too late that Save’s silence usually meant judgment had already begun.
Pung had Keng’s eyebrows.
This should not, in theory, have been enough to cause problems.
In practice, Pung could drag his brows together in exactly the same severe little line as Keng, and the effect on a small, round-faced child was so absurdly intense that Namping often started laughing before Pung had even finished stating his complaint.
Otto had the stare.
Not just any stare. Keng’s stare.
The fully unblinking one. The one that suggested he had already found you inadequate and was now just waiting for you to catch up.
And Oh-Ae—
Well.
Oh-Ae had all of it.
Not all the time, obviously. Not when he was sleepy, or excited, or trying to smuggle biscuits into bed under his pajama shirt.
But when it mattered, when someone got too much of Namping’s attention and Oh-Ae felt the injustice of it in his tiny dramatic soul, his whole face settled into an expression so much like Keng’s that Namping had once laughed hard enough to sit down on the floor.
That was the problem, really.
Not that the boys looked like Keng.
That they all looked like Keng specifically when someone else got too close to their Papi.
The first person to point it out was Namping’s sister, who made the simple mistake of hugging him too long at lunch.
It was not an emotional embrace. Not suspicious. Not dramatic.
Just ordinary affection in the kitchen while they were discussing whether the noodles needed more chili oil.
Then she happened to glance up.
And froze.
At the table, five boys had stopped eating.
Por was watching with narrowed eyes. Save had gone unnaturally still. Pung looked openly betrayed. Otto had the flat, assessing face of a tiny mafia accountant. And Oh-Ae, cheeks still full of rice, was glaring around his spoon with deep personal offense.
Worse—
Behind them, Keng was standing by the counter with a pitcher of water and wearing the exact same expression.
Namping’s sister blinked once. “Why,” she asked carefully, “do all six of them look like they’re considering my removal.”
Namping turned.
Saw it. And burst into laughter.
Because yes. There they were. A full lineup of identical face.
All of them wearing some variation of: that’s enough of my husband/papi now.
Keng, realizing he’d been caught, looked perfectly unashamed.
The boys did not.
Por sat up straighter. Pung frowned harder. Oh-Ae slid out of his chair and marched across the kitchen on determined little feet.
“Papi,” he said.
Namping bent automatically and caught him before he could collide with a cabinet. “Yes, baby?”
Oh-Ae hooked both arms around his leg and looked over his shoulder at Namping’s sister with a tiny dark scowl that was so rude, so small, and so exactly Keng that Namping nearly laughed again.
His sister looked from father to son and back. “That one’s definitely yours.”
Keng, from the counter, said mildly, “Which one.”
“All of them.”
This became impossible to ignore after that.
It happened at school pickup, when one of Otto’s teachers crouched too long beside Namping to explain reading progress and then found herself under scrutiny from the entire family.
Keng, one hand in his pocket, looked politely murderous. Por folded his arms with grim precision. Save said nothing, which was worse. Pung leaned against Namping’s leg like a territorial cat. Otto stared at the teacher until she began talking faster for reasons she likely could not explain. And Oh-Ae clung to Namping’s hand and announced, without being asked, “Papi come home now.”
The teacher, who had known this family for years and still had not adapted properly, smiled weakly and stepped back.
“Of course,” she said.
Namping got everyone into the car and waited exactly eleven seconds before looking at Keng.
“You are teaching them bad habits.”
Keng, driving, looked offended. “I didn’t do anything.”
“No?” Namping asked. “Then why did Otto just narrow his eyes at his teacher like she’d insulted our bloodline.”
From the backseat, Otto said, “She talk too long.”
“There,” Namping said, pointing behind him. “Exactly that.”
Keng was silent for a beat.
Then: “He’s observant.”
Namping turned his head slowly.
Por, from the third row, added, “Also she was touching your arm.”
Namping stared at the rearview mirror. “I am your father, not a royal artifact.”
Save, who had not spoken in several minutes, said flatly, “Same thing.”
That finished him.
Namping laughed so hard at the traffic light that Keng had to take the water bottle out of his hand before he dropped it.
The boys, naturally, looked extremely pleased with themselves.
The scowl competition started by accident. Like all the worst family traditions.
It began on a Sunday morning when Namping made the fatal mistake of sitting down on the sofa and opening his arms.
He had meant it generally. Warmly. As a broad family gesture.
He had not accounted for who he lived with.
Oh-Ae got there first, launching himself directly into Namping’s lap with the shameless confidence of the youngest child and therefore the least concerned with fairness.
Pung came second, scrambling up beside them and plastering himself against Namping’s left side with immediate smugness.
Otto climbed onto the armrest in tactical silence, close enough to count as winning while preserving plausible deniability.
Save appeared two seconds later with a book. This would have worked on any lesser household as innocent behavior. Unfortunately everyone knew Save only ever wanted to read directly against Namping’s shoulder, making this both emotional strategy and physical occupation.
Por, oldest and therefore irritatingly confident, just sat down on the rug with his back against Namping’s knees like he had every right in the world to be there.
Then Keng walked in with coffee.
Stopped. Took in the scene. And frowned.
Namping saw it immediately.
Oh no. Because there it was— the look. Not angry. Never angry. Worse.
Quietly offended in a deeply proprietary way that made Keng look like the wronged head of a very small but highly organized state.
The boys saw it too. And because they had all apparently inherited not just Keng’s face but also his instincts, every single one of them sharpened instantly.
Por glanced over his shoulder. Save looked up from his book. Pung visibly pressed closer. Otto narrowed his eyes. Oh-Ae gasped, “Papa no,” like he had just caught a criminal in the act.
Namping looked from one face to the next and understood, with dreadful clarity, that this was no longer a cuddle pile.
This was a standoff. “Keng,” he said carefully.
Keng set the coffee down on the side table and remained standing. “What.”
“That tone is unnecessary.”
“What tone.”
The boys were openly staring at him now.
Por with composed challenge. Save with silent warning. Pung with badly disguised hostility. Otto with the expression of someone awaiting precedent. Oh-Ae with outright betrayal.
Keng looked at them. Then at Namping.
Then, because apparently fatherhood had cost him all dignity, said, “There doesn’t seem to be any room.”
The room went silent.
Then Pung flattened harder against Namping’s side. Save turned a page with exaggerated calm. Por didn’t move at all, which was somehow the most competitive response possible. And Oh-Ae, outrageous little opportunist, spread both arms wider across Namping’s stomach and declared, “Full.”
Namping made a strangled sound into his hand.
Keng narrowed his eyes. Otto narrowed his back.
That was the first official scowl competition.
It ended with Namping laughing too hard to breathe and physically hauling Keng down onto the sofa anyway, where he had to half sit on the armrest and half drape himself over the whole ridiculous pile because there was, in fact, no room left anywhere else.
No one was satisfied. That was never the point.
The point was Namping. Always.
After that, all six of them seemed to realize there was now a measurable way to compete for Namping’s attention: the face.
Not whining. Not shouting. Not even asking. Just standing there with some variation of Keng’s deeply insulted scowl until Namping inevitably sighed and said, “What now.”
It worked far too often.
Por’s version was the most advanced. At nine, he had already mastered the full silent stare with a slight brow pull and a tiny downturn at the mouth. It made him look like a disappointed prince in a children’s period drama.
Save’s was colder.
Less dramatic. More efficient.
If Namping spent too long helping Pung with homework, Save would simply appear in the doorway and look at them both until Namping sighed and patted the seat beside him.
Otto liked timing. He would wait until Keng was mid-conversation with Namping, then plant himself directly between their knees and tilt his face up in a perfect little replica of paternal grievance.
Pung, least subtle of them all, usually added crossed arms and an injured huff, which somewhat ruined the elegance of the method but improved its comic effect.
And Oh-Ae—
Oh-Ae weaponized cuteness. This made him deeply unfair. Because where Keng’s scowl looked quietly dangerous, Oh-Ae’s looked like a baby owl personally offended by the structure of reality. He could stand there with huge dark eyes, a tiny mouth turned down, one hand on his hip, and Keng himself would lose half his argument trying not to laugh.
Namping, predictably, folded every time.
“You are all ridiculous,” he informed them one evening after being subjected to a five-boy lineup in the kitchen because he had spent too long helping Keng fix a loose cabinet hinge.
No one denied it. Keng, crouched by the lower cupboard with a screwdriver, said, “You’re busy.”
“I am talking to my husband.”
Pung, sitting on Namping’s foot for emotional leverage, said, “Too long.”
“Too long?” Namping echoed.
“Yes,” said Otto. Save nodded once from the doorway.
Por, apparently acting as official representative, said, “We were waiting.”
Namping looked at Keng. “Do you hear this.”
Keng stood, wiped his hands on a towel, and joined the grievance party by stepping directly into Namping’s space and hooking one arm around his waist.
There. Problem solved, in his opinion. The boys looked deeply impressed by this move.
Namping stared at him. “You are supposed to be correcting them.”
“I am modeling efficiency.”
That ended whatever remained of Namping’s self-control. He laughed into Keng’s shoulder while five sons crowded in from all possible angles like piranhas made of affection and bad manners.
It got worse in public. Not dangerous worse. Embarrassing worse.
At a school festival, Namping made the fatal error of volunteering at the drinks booth while Keng took the boys around to games.
For twenty whole minutes, he was visible and accessible to the general public. This was, according to the rest of his family, a crisis.
The first to crack was Oh-Ae, who spotted another parent leaning casually on the counter while asking Namping a question about fruit punch. He froze mid-bounce. Then frowned. Then tugged at Keng’s sleeve with urgent little fingers.
“Papa.”
Keng looked down. “What.”
Oh-Ae pointed with the solemn horror of a witness identifying a crime.
Keng followed the direction of his hand. Saw the parent. Saw Namping smiling politely. Saw the entirely harmless conversation. And, because he had no shame whatsoever about this specific weakness, went completely still.
Por noticed immediately. “What.”
Keng said, “Nothing.”
Save looked where he was looking and sighed the sigh of a child forced to endure society. Pung narrowed his eyes. “Why that uncle talking.”
Otto, who missed nothing, said, “Papi already smile enough.”
This was how, less than a minute later, Namping looked up from arranging paper cups and found his entire family approaching in formation.
Keng in front. Por and Save flanking. Pung and Otto behind. Oh-Ae in the middle, holding everyone emotionally hostage with sheer smallness.
All six of them wore the face. The parent at the booth looked over. Blinked. And began retreating before anyone had said a word.
“Actually,” he said, though no one had asked, “I think I should go find my son.”
“Good idea,” Por muttered.
Namping waited until the man was gone. Then looked at his family. One by one. “Explain yourselves.”
No one did.
Oh-Ae climbed straight into his arms and buried his face in Namping’s neck, thereby making himself morally untouchable. Pung took one hand. Otto grabbed the other. Save leaned against the side of the booth. Por looked deeply satisfied with the tactical success. Keng stood there with all the dignity of a man who had absolutely led a coordinated interception and would not be apologizing for it.
Namping looked directly at him. “Really?”
Keng lifted one shoulder. “We were nearby.”
“You marched over here like a royal escort reclaiming stolen property.”
Save, incredibly, said, “That’s fair.”
Namping laughed despite himself. That was the problem with all of them. They were impossible. But they were impossible in his direction.
And love, when repeated often enough, turned absurdity into routine.
There were evenings when Namping would stand at the stove and feel them gathering behind him one by one.
Pung first, wrapping around one leg. Then Oh-Ae, attaching himself to the other side. Then Otto, leaning against the counter within touching distance. Then Save, saying nothing but standing where a hand on his hair would be easy. Then Por, pretending he had only come in for water and not because everyone else was already there. And finally Keng, least subtle of all, stepping in behind him to settle both hands at Namping’s waist and rest his chin briefly on his shoulder like the final claim in a disputed territory.
At that point Namping usually could not move.
“None of you are helping,” he would say.
“No,” Keng would answer calmly.
“Dinner will be late.”
“That’s okay,” Por would say.
“You’re all using me like furniture.”
Pung, cheek pressed to his hip, would reply, “Warm furniture.”
And Namping, helpless to every one of them in different devastating ways, would laugh and keep stirring the soup anyway.
The worst incident, according to Keng, happened when Namping got sick.
Not badly. Just enough to be kept in bed for a day with tea, medicine, and six deeply offended caretakers circling him like anxious crows. The boys took this as an opportunity.
Because if Papi was trapped in bed, then his attention could be monopolized in shifts.
Por brought books and stationed himself nearest the pillows like a solemn bodyguard. Save silently adjusted the blanket every time anyone else disturbed it. Pung insisted on being the official tissue supplier. Otto monitored water levels with the intensity of a hospital administrator. Oh-Ae lay flat across Namping’s stomach declaring himself “medicine baby.”
Keng, naturally, hated all of them. Not sincerely. Just enough.
Every time he left the room for ten seconds and came back, another child had gained a more strategic position. At one point he returned with fresh tea to find all five boys in the bed and no visible space left for him at all.
He stopped in the doorway. Everyone looked up. Then all five sons—traitors, every one—slowly scowled.
Namping, red-nosed and already laughing before the conflict had properly begun, pointed at them and wheezed, “Exactly. Exactly that face.”
Keng set the tea down. “Move.”
“No,” said Por.
“Papi need us,” said Pung.
Save said nothing, merely settled more firmly against Namping’s shoulder.
Otto observed, “There isn’t room.”
Oh-Ae spread himself wider across Namping’s middle and announced, “Papa late.”
Keng looked at his husband. Namping, weak with laughter and half-sick still, held out one hand toward him. “You made them like this.”
Keng took the hand immediately. “No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes, Harit.”
That should have helped him.Instead it made the boys gasp in delighted horror because full-name usage meant drama, and drama made them more invested. Namping ended up with tears in his eyes from laughing as Keng physically relocated two children, wedged himself onto the mattress, and wrapped an arm around all available family members at once out of pure principle.
No one admitted defeat. No one ever did. That wasn’t really the point.
The point was that Namping was the center of every orbit. The prize in every scowl competition. The person they all looked at like warmth itself had learned how to laugh.
Because that was the thing outsiders never understood. Yes, Keng and the boys looked at the rest of the world like it was mildly disappointing. Yes, they all possessed the same dark, judgmental expression whenever someone else got too close to their husband or Papi. Yes, it was faintly insane that such a specific face had become hereditary.But when Namping turned toward them, everything changed.
The scowls vanished. The brows softened. The whole house seemed to melt.Keng’s eyes gentled first, every time. Then Por’s. Then Save’s, slower but no less obvious. Then Pung, Otto, and Oh-Ae all at once, like lights switching on in sequence.
It was ridiculous. It was also love in one of its purest forms: feral, loyal, territorial, and embarrassingly obvious.
One night, after all five boys were finally asleep and the house had gone quiet around them, Namping found Keng in the kitchen pouring water.
He walked up behind him, slid both arms around his waist, and pressed his cheek between Keng’s shoulder blades. Keng relaxed instantly.
“There it is,” Namping murmured.
“What.”
“The face.”
Keng turned slightly. “I don’t know what you mean.”
“You do.”
Namping stepped around him and looked up, smiling. “You all have the same one.”
Keng’s mouth twitched. “That seems unlikely.”
“No, it’s honestly a little creepy.”
“That’s rude.”
“It’s true.”
Keng set the glass down and drew Namping in by the hips until there was no more room left for argument.
Then he kissed him once, quiet and warm and very much not sharing. When he pulled back, Namping was smiling.
“See?” he said softly. “Exactly that.”
Keng looked at him for a long moment. Then, with complete calm: “You encourage us.”
Namping laughed. “I absolutely do not.”
“You do.”
“How?”
Keng’s hands settled more firmly at his waist. “You always choose us back.”
That landed harder than it should have. Because yes. He did. Every time.
The scowls, the competitions, the little offended lineups—underneath all of it was the same certainty: that Namping would turn, laugh, open his arms, and make room.
Namping’s expression softened. Then, because he was still himself, he said, “You realize our sons are going to become impossible adults.”
Keng considered this. Then shrugged. “They’ll be loved.”
From down the hall came a sleepy little voice.
“Papi?”
Both of them looked up immediately.
A pause.
Then, indignant and muffled by distance: “P'Save look at me mean.”
Keng closed his eyes. Namping started laughing before he had even left the kitchen.
Apparently, hereditary problems did not sleep.