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You were once again about to prank your poor, beautiful, loving husband.
There was something about Leon that made you want to tease him all the time. You didn’t know if it was because of his permanent frown or the way he almost never visibly reacted to anything, but somehow, he always pretended to be shocked by the nonsense you told him, just because he loved you.
“Baby, come here for a second, please!” you called from upstairs.
A few seconds later, you heard Leon’s heavy footsteps making their way up.
“Coming, sweetheart.”
He stepped into the room, immediately scanning everything like he was on one of his missions.
Checking for danger, broken furniture or emotional distress; completely missing your phone, carefully hidden and already recording.
“Hey, babe. You okay?” He asked as he was stepping forward, getting closer to where you were standing.
“Yeah,” you said casually. “I was just thinking about you kissing another chick.”
That stopped him right in his tracks. Confusion and disgust were clear on his face.
“What the fuck, babe?”
“Oh my god, relax,” you laughed. “I didn’t mean it like that. I’m just saying. What would you do if some random girl kissed you one day?”
“That would never happen”
“Uhh have you seen yourself?” you gestured at him dramatically. “Your face? Your body? It could definitely happen.”
“I’m a married man, sweetheart. I wouldn’t let it happen.”
You stared at him, still not giving up.
“Quick pretend I’m another girl!” you blurted, immediately launching yourself at him. Your lips meeting his quickly.
Leon barely hesitated, his lips parting at your request as if he’d been waiting for it, his tongue dancing with yours. His hand instinctively finding your waist then not so innocently sliding down, his hands grabbed a handful of your ass, completely betraying himself.
You pulled back, laughing. “Oh my God! You’re such an asshole.” You smacked his chest lightly.
Leon chuckled, completely unbothered by your tantrum.
“You’re supposed to push me away!”
“I tried my best.”
“You grabbed my ass!”
“I panicked.” His deadpan expression gave away his lack of remorse.
“You gave in!” you said, clutching your chest in fake betrayal. “Okay! I’m giving you one more chance.”
He raised an eyebrow, amused. “Alright. Bring it on.”
He straightened up, rolling his shoulders like he was preparing for war.
You immediately lunged at him again. This time, he grabbed your shoulders and held you at arm’s length like you were a feral raccoon.
“Excuse me ma’am, I’m married.”
“Come here, she doesn’t have to know!”
“Sorry but I’m one lady type of guy.” he said , nodding to himself like he deserved an award.
Then, without warning, he pulled you right back in and kissed you anyway.
“Leon Scott Kennedy!”
“I’m a weak man, sweetheart.”