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Lugia was sitting next to jirachi on their couch.. cuz lugia diddnt have work since he was pregnant and could go thru labor any moment!!! U never know!! lugia was reading a book cuz hes boring and jirachi was doing meth idk
suddenly jirachi looked over and was like “wtf lugia did u piss urself”
Lugia was SURPRISED!!! And said “NO MY WATER BROKE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!” then they immediately went to the hospital cuz like. hes gonna give birth
Lugia was laying in the hospital bed panting heavily and practically trembling
“JIRACHI HOLD MY HAND YOUSTUPID FUCK”
“But ur gonna break ittttt u always do ts”
then the doctor comes in and shes like Ok lugia push
then lugia pushed reeaaally hard and was crying and screaming BUT THEN THE BABY CAME OUT!!
“EW ITS UGLY” jirachi said BUT LUGIA DIDNT CARE BECAUSE HE WAS THE GOOD PARENT
then they went home and named their baby gertrude and lugia was able to come back to school to work and theh spent alltheir money on gertrude