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"Dude.. That is some crazy lore." Eggchan muttered as he replays the scene he accidentally encountered literally 5 minutes earlier..
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So what happened exactly? Well..
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"Yo bro, Imma go out and fish for a bit." Egg started, startling the demon hybrid from whatever his evil thoughts were brewing inside that head of his, especially after the war that happened a few days back.
"Whuh? Kay." Wemmbu muttered as he cleaned Gambit and Crucible— his two maces he was highly protective about, that were utterly drenched in blood from the last battle with LettuceK, the handle and the core having dried blood on them as the purple player scrubbed on the brown-redish ichor on the one of the mace, which he was finally almost done! Especially since he'd been working at it for the past.. Well, hour.. We won't talk about that— but now he's tackling this one very stubborn mark on Gambit, luckily Crucible was already done being cleaned.
Well, being friends with Wemmbu meant being friends with basically a aloof, impassive, stoic of a guy, literally most of the time? The only things this guy does is grunting, humming, or literally stares at you like you just destroyed his orbitals..But sometimes? He can be real loud, as in laughing so hard he cries. Yeah, Wemmbu is just a real force to be dealt with, Eggchan is totally fine with that though.
Back to the present, Eggchan left the tree house base thing Wemmbu had built, kinda like ManePear's— Yeah well anyways Eggchan was already on his way to a nearby pond a few hundred blocks away, when literally half-way he was going there— he genuinely forgot his fishing rod.. So much for the all seeing eye I guess.. time to go back.. he actually just remembered— he brought no food... Is his brain okay???
Eggchan gently opens the door, being sure not to make noise so Wemmbu won't get freaked out and immediately mace him cause he thought it was an intruder— it happened before, don't ask why.
The eye went to the storage room, going past Wemmbu just in time to see the guy talking on his communicator? Well. The fallen seraphim wasn't very pure as you would think.. So of course he eavesdropped! What? Who could resist some gossip, gee. Perfect blackmail too!
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So of course Egg hid behind the couch, where he can hear Wemmbu conversing with— ParrotX2, FlameFrags, Spokeishere, and Theobaldthebird?! Man why does Wemmbu always have to talk with the opps and the king?! Truly an extrovert indeed!
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"Bro, wemmbu, why are you so attached to egg??" Spokeishere, the voidling, stated, teasing the purple guy.
"Exactly bro, wemm, like bro— it's kinda pathetic how connected you are with egg bro. I mean, like bro, im not like most players, but bro, im sure most players will find this hilarious, bro." FlameFrags, the immortal demon continued the berating of words against the purple demon, laughing a bit as he teased him
Wemmbu opened his mouth to say something to those words that the voidling and the so called immortal demon has said.
Eggchan had merely had the impression that the purple mace-wielder will either retort, talking about how they are wrong and how attached is a strong word and such, or maybe he'll even agree half-heartedly to save some of his (non-existent) aura—
But no because what did he do?
He agreed. Like— actually agreed.
"Okay, yeah, sure, I am attached to egg, okay?" wemmbu admitted, which surprised everyone there, even himself, for some reason..
"Yo what??? Bro, the great wemmbu, the second strongest player, is down bad for egg?!"(in a platonic way) ParrotX2, an avian, was astonished at the mace-wielder's words, you can hear faint laughter from the background of the green bird, which belonged to Theobaldthebird, a TNT pvper, aka the biggest bird.
"Yes, bro, you big chungie, and you shouldn't be talking parrot, wifies literally imprisoned you— but like, whatever" the mace-user retorted quickly. Eggchan almost revealed his hiding place when wemmbu said that, that was kinda funny..
"Excuse me—?!" Parrot exclaimed, clearly in shock.. Did wemmbu seriously just said that??
"Yeah bro, and you know what? I don't even care what you think, you know how hard it is to live with your bff?!" Wemmbu started, his voice getting louder
"Like me and egg have been friends since we were kids— i— i don't know what i'd do without him—" he continued, his words true to the heart
"Like i literally stay awake for a extra 1 hour to make sure he's safe! Like— y'all won't understand—"
Wemmbu continued, too fired and riled up to stop
"Like dude, I'm going to basically crash out if he gets kidnapped again—" Wemmbu was so fired up hes not even comprehending that these are literally his frenemies and that they could use this to their benefit!
"I swear if he finds out how much i care for him he's going to take advantage of it—" he might be going to far but who cares!?
"I would die for egg." Wemmbu finished his rant with a finality, having no idea that eggchan was right behind the couch the whole time.
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Eggchan heard everything. He heard how wemmbu cares for him, alot apparently, and how he stays up for one extra hour?? And— "I would die for egg" that.. That was not aura.. Right..?
Egg secretly crouched out of there..
That was insane. Like. Actually..
Eggchan went upstairs to the storage room and got his fishing rod and some food, speaking of food, he can't sprint anymore.
Eggchan went back out and saw wemmbu talking about dinner plans, of all things..
He got out of the house, heart beating against his chest.. Because there was no way the guy who forced him to play Minecraft even though it was finals week was like this? Insane.
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Eggchan arrived at the pond.. Still thinking about the events of earlier,"Dude.. That is some crazy lore." Eggchan muttered as he replays the scene he accidentally encountered literally 5 minutes earlier..