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Captain Smiley is chilling at on his couch he has, while chilling there, Star suddenly remarks saying if he remembered that Brad used to sit here.
Smiley replied, knowing that Brad has sat here before. But he honestly doesn't care, after the brought up of Brad. Star started talking about him.
"He's just... So beautiful, he's so magnificent, I don't get why you hate him. No wait, let me guess. Because YOU'RE jealous!"
"I'm not jealous of that pimp with stupid ice cream curl looking hair. Sincerely, he's just a jerk. I don't get what you see in him anyway!"
"Look, cheese ball. You're just a poser, you don't get it."
Star would say as he huffed. He was such a tsundere. Smiley didn't say anything as he was already thinking how much of a douche bag Brad was.
He was weird, he thought. Having two girls... Well, Smiley couldn't help but internally admit he was slightly jealous of him. While he's thinking to himself. Star started with his crap again.
"He's soooo strong.."
"So am I."
"Uh? Okay? Can you not be a hater?? God forbid I can like someone cooler than you."
"I'm a very proud hater, Star. You really, and I mean REALLY like Brad... Like, I mean really, really, really, really, really.."
"Hey uh- can you shut up??"
"And I mean- Really, really, really, really, really, really-"
"SHUT UP BEFORE I FIND A WAY TO SPIT ON YOU!"
"Okay! Relax! I'm just saying, no need to get flustered or anything."
"I'm not flustered. Stupid, you're just SOOOO annoying. I get what you mean."
"So that means I'm right?"
"Uh..."
"You're not denying it..."
Star seemed to get slightly shy, he couldn't help but think he was obvious. Painfully obvious. It made him blush slightly, which made Smiley smirk and wanting to tease him more.
"Awww, you look kinds cute when you get like that!!"
"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???"
"Sorry, but I can't. You know, you should just tell him already."
"No, I can't..."
"Why?"
"Because he probably doesn't like me either."
Smiley started to think to himself, star could be right, Brad maybe couldn't like Star back. But he was determined to get Star to confess. One way, or another.
Before he could say anything, he could hear someone walking down the stairs, assuming it was Gerda.
She stood by the end of the stairs, and began talking to both of them.
"Hey, so I've noticed that we don't have much food in here anymore..."
"Were you snooping down here or..." Smiley added, trailing on.
"Smiley, anyone can come in here. Even if Brad could've came in here without permission."
"He can come any time..." Star would say enthusiastically.
"Right... Anyways, Smiley go to Walmart and buy food."
Smiley would frown and sigh heavily, leaning back against the couch. He didn't want to get up and shop at Walmart. But, he'll do it for the food. Because he's a fatass.
Gerda smiled at his "enthusiasm", she would thank him as she walked back up the stairs.
Smiley wanted to ask if he would get a budget since he didn't want to use his precious money. But, Gerda was already gone.
He would groan as he could stand up to take his ass to Walmart. Star started laughing at him, thinking the whole situation was amusing to see.
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Smiley would arrive at Walmart, he entered the entrance with a cart, and started making his way within the store. He would notice people looking at him, either admiring him or thinking he was absolutely weird..
But, he simply didn't care because his only goal is to get FOOD.
He made his way through food iseal, trying to find decent food to bring back.
Star would just look, around, asking Smiley if they could get something certain. Only for him to be denied. Making him more upset.
As they continued looking, he would hear someone behind him. He couldn't tell who is was, but he knew it was somebody he knew. He would speed up his walking and did the usual.
Suddenly as Smiley turned to his side to get something, in the corner of Star's eye, he would see Brad. He immediately started smiling widely as he would get excited.
Smiley looked down at him, then to where Star was looking at. His face dropped to a non caring expression as he let out a silent "oh".
"H-HEY BRAD!!! Over here!!"
"Star this is NOT the time to be calling attention."
Brad would hear his name being called, he felt smug as he made his way over to them. Star would try to make Smiley turn to him fully. But he couldn't because obviously he's attached to his chest permanently.
Smiley gave up and he fully turned towards Brad.
"Well, what's a loser like you shopping here?"
"You're also a loser if you're shopping here. Make sense."
"Ugh, shut up."
"HEY BRAD!! Dude you wanna like- call??"
"Uh..."
Since Smiley was kinda pissed he has to stand here, letting these two talk. He decided it would be a good opportunity to make star confess his feelings for Brad.
As they both talked, with Brad being slightly dry. Smiley would tell Brad that Star has something to tell him.
Brad would look down at Star, waiting for what he has to say. Star would feel himself get nervous, even though he was always as enthusiastic when Brad came around. He felt it difficult to confess to him with vulnerable feelings.
"I uh, I actually have nothing to tell you... Not that I'm aware of!" Star would say, chuckling nervously.
"Oh- YES he does. See, he wouldn't STOP talking about this. Now that you're here, he's pretty much ready to say whatever he has to say."
Brad would wait, crossing his arms underneath his chest.
"I-... Fine... Brad... I just have to say this man... But, i- I actually really, really like you... More than just admiration. You're- REALLY hot. Like, really hot."
Brad would stand there, dumbfounded. So dumbfounded, that he uncrossed his arms and fixed his posture.
Star started getting more nervous and felt himself tremble in the little space he has on Smiley's chest.
Smiley would smirk, waiting for what Brad had to say.
"Gee... Um. That's a first... Nerver expected a guy to like me."
Star bit his lip.
"Better to have four THREE bitches than two."
Star smiled immediately, meaning that Brad didn't reject him. Smiley would soon realize the horror he's in for. Now wishing that Star wasn't permanently appart of him.
"I think you're hella cute, Star."
"Heheh, stoooop Brad... You're making me blush..."
"Now that we like each other. I mean, since you confessed. Let's like... Go make out. Where no one will see us. Except for that dumbass. Ugh."
"How about- another day??"
"Yeah, Smiley. See, there's no 'other' day. It's either right now, or literally like- right now."
Smiley would sigh. Brad smiled, knowing he would agree. And basically they just went into the bathroom where Brad and Star would make out with both of their tongues.
Brad would leave, telling Star to call him some day. Star would smile to himself. Happy he was able to confess with Brad.
While smiley was utterly disgusted.