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azzi: there’s a girl in my stats class who is soooooooooo good looking oh my god
morgan: OMG!!!
ice: say more
jana: pics or it didn’t happen
kaitlyn: wait this is insane
aubrey: fr azzi you never like ANYONE
paige: what she said
azzi: well i like this one for sure
caroline: azziiii that’s so exciting
yanna: are you gonna make a move on her
azzi: maybe :)
azzi: we’ll see
kaitlyn: wait isn’t paige in your stats class too?
kaitlyn: did she see the girl
paige: i wasn’t looking for her
jana: azzi what does she look like
azzi: it’s a secret 😇
morgan: WHAT
kaitlyn: noooooooooooo
aubrey: why???
azzi: 😇😇😇
azzi: i’ll keep you guys updated tho
ice: ugh
ice: fine
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azzi: today is the day
azzi: i’m gonna talk to my stats crush
morgan: !!!!
caroline: ooooh
aubrey: what are you gonna say??
azzi: what do you guys think i should say?
paige: tell her she’s sexy
azzi: def not that
sarah: ask her to do your homework for you
sarah: that’s peak rizz
caroline: don’t do that either
jana: i agree with paige
jana: just tell her she’s hot
azzi: im not walking up to a girl in my lecture and opening with “you’re hot”
caroline: just say hi and introduce yourself and ask for her name and major
caroline: normal stuff
kk: ask her what she thinks of the class!!
yanna: and then report back to us after
azzi: finally some reasonable people
azzi: 🫡
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azzi: update i talked to her
morgan: WHAT HAPPENED!!
azzi: it went normally
azzi: she told me her name and i asked her major, etc etc normal stuff
azzi: she said she thinks the class is kinda boring
paige: she’s right
azzi: hush paige im talking about my crush
paige: bruh
azzi: lowkey she was trying too hard to be nonchalant during the convo
azzi: i see right through her
morgan: that means she likes u!!
ice: or she’s an idgafer
jana: or she has no brain activity
caroline: either way it’s a red flag…
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paige: alright.
azzi: 🥰🫶
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azzi: i talked to my crush again today
kk: 2 FOR 2 FUDD
caroline: twice in one week is so good!!
morgan: AHHHH
kaitlyn: did u get a photo of her?
azzi: no but her outfit was so good today
azzi: wish you guys could’ve seen it
jana: wish you could’ve TAKEN A PHOTO OF HER to show us
azzi: she looks sooooo good when she walks into class
azzi: i love watching her from across the room
yanna: does paige know who she is yet??
paige: yeah i know who she is
yanna: thoughts??
paige: i haven’t talked to her much
paige: agree she’s good looking tho
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azzi: 🙄
paige: too easy
azzi: whatever
azzi: can you wear that white shirt again
paige: you liked it?
azzi: mhm
paige: sure
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azzi: i have crush’s number :)
morgan: !!!!!!! OMG
caroline: how did you ask??
azzi: needed to text her for class stuff 😇
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paige: cap
azzi: did you do the homework?
paige: be fr
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azzi: OMG SHE’S TEXTING ME BACK
kk: what y’all talking bout????
azzi: just homework
paige: it’s actually a bigger deal that you’re texting her back
azzi: yeah yeah
azzi: ugh she’s so cute
azzi: i like her so much guys
caroline: awwwww!!
ice: it’s kinda crazy since you’ve only known her for like a week
ice: you fr went from nonchalant baddie to lovergirl in like 6 days
azzi: i’ve been admiring her for a long time
azzi: i wonder if she likes me back 😊
paige: i wouldn’t bet against it
kk: you a catch fudd!!
caroline: she’d be stupid not to
ice: no yeah like if she’s not in love with you right now i’ll literally blow up her house with a bazooka
paige: what
caroline: no yeah i’ll be ice’s getaway driver
kk: she better be dreaming about u at night!!
kk: or else.
azzi: you guys are the best 😇
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azzi: do you guys think it’s too soon for me to ask her out
azzi: we only talked those three times in class
ice: no i actually think u guys are ready to move in together
caroline: no!! you shouldn’t wait too long actually
jana: i agree, shoot your shot before she forgets how stunning gorgeous beautiful you are
paige: i don’t think she could forget
ice: bars
jana: ok but do it soon anyway
jana: you have her number!
ice: yeah just text her
ice: easy money
azzi: what kind of date should we go on
paige: take her on a boat
paige: or to europe
paige: for a weekend trip
azzi: anyone have ideas that aren’t fucking stupid?
paige: damn hard crowd
caroline: don’t shoot me down right away but what about dinner
ice: shooting you down
caroline: IT’S A CLASSIC
jana: what if she’s a creep
jana: or a narcissist
jana: we need to pick something with an easy exit for azzi
ice: what if we just show up at the restaurant too
paige: bro
azzi: no you guys can’t do that
ice: take her to a bar and crush her ego with your pool skillz
jana: take her to the gym
azzi: ???
paige: my ideas are still the best ones
jana: no think about it
jana: you’ll get to wear a sports bra in front of her
jana: she’ll see how ripped you are
jana: win-win
azzi: i think she knows how ripped i am
paige: yeah azzi doesn’t wear sleeves to class
caroline: what is so wrong with dinner
azzi: nothing caroline i’m gonna do that one
ice: omg…
ice: what if she’s a picky eater
jana: just shuddered
ice: that’s an ick
paige: what’s wrong with being a picky eater
jana: idk bout y’all but i don’t want to date a 5 year old
paige: adults can be picky eaters
ice: maybe
ice: still an ick tho
jana: oooooh what if she bites her straw
ice: LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO
ice: ick central bruh
paige: there’s no way she bites her straw
paige: why are you guys theorizing about how she’s gonna ick azzi out
jana: it’s fun
azzi: ok how should i text her to ask then
jana: hey mamas dinner tmr?
azzi: no.
ice: you. me. dinner. tomorrow.
azzi: i’m not a fictional man from a mafia romance
caroline: let me cook
caroline: hey!! i was wondering if you wanted to get dinner tomorrow night? ☺️
caroline: this has azzi vibes right
jana: yes it does
ice: good job caro
azzi: ok i’ll use that
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azzi: hey!! i was wondering if you wanted to get dinner tomorrow night? ☺️
paige: you’re so silly
paige: yes
paige: of course
azzi: 🥰
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morgan: TODAY IS THE DAY
yanna: ??
jana: AZZI’S DATE WITH HER CRUSH
ice: woop woop woop
morgan: ice where is the enthusiasm
ice: that’s me being enthusiastic
yanna: good luck azzi
yanna: you’re gonna rizz her up
kk: azzi YOU ARE THE RIZZ
kaitlyn: have fun azzi
kk: YEAH FUDD IT’S GONNA BE GREAT
kaitlyn: remember to update us
sarah: or don’t
jana: ignore her
azzi: i will!!
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azzi: in the bathroom
kk: HOWS IT GOING
azzi: good good
azzi: she’s soooo. ohmygod
morgan: YOU’RE SO CUTE AZZI
caroline: are you having fun???
azzi: yesss
azzi: she’s so easy to talk to
azzi: kinda funny, even
azzi: food is good too
kk: YAYYYYYYYYY
azzi: i really like her outfit
ice: would you say
ice: enough to take it off of her?
azzi: ice.
ice: what?
caroline: wait answer the question
azzi: it’s just a first date guys i’m not doing all that
ice: yet
azzi: fine.
azzi: yet.
paige: isn’t she waiting at your table for you to come back from the bathroom
azzi: ugh
azzi: fine i’ll go back out
morgan: byeeeee
morgan: i love youuuuu
caroline: have fun azzi!!!
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azzi: okay im back at my room
paige: good
paige: how do you feel
azzi: good
azzi: i’m so happy
paige: me too
paige: it’s kinda weird because we hang out just us all the time
paige: we’re just calling it a date this time
azzi: yeah
azzi: did it not feel different to you?
paige: no it did which is the weird part
paige: i was kinda nervous lol
azzi: 🥰
azzi: i could tell
paige: shut up
azzi: no it’s okay
azzi: i like it
azzi: i like you
paige: i like you too
paige: oh my god i just saw myself in the mirror and im so red
paige: i can’t do this
paige: i’m losing all my nonchalantness
azzi: you were never nonchalant
paige: why are we lying
azzi: hehe
azzi: should we call it a date whenever we hang out then
azzi: do i have a date with you every wednesday and friday at 11 am
azzi: a statistics-themed date
paige: no lol
paige: a date has to be special
paige: bro imagine if i’d let you split the bill
paige: we fr would’ve just been hanging out
azzi: what’s wrong with hanging out
azzi: i wanna hang out with you all the time
paige: same but like
paige: it’s just different
paige: i wanna hang out
paige: and i wanna take you on dates
paige: i want to do both
azzi: i’d love to do both
paige: good
paige: we’re on the same page
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kaitlyn: azzi your location has been at your dorm for 20 minutes and you still haven’t given us any updates
kaitlyn: did you take her home with you???
azzi: no
azzi: omg
azzi: we were just texting
kaitlyn: ok so??
kaitlyn: how did it go???
azzi: good
azzi: it went really really good
morgan: HERE I’M HERE
morgan: AZZI
morgan: SAY MORE
kaitlyn: what was good about it
morgan: what did she smell like??
jana: shit it’s update time i’m here too
azzi: guys 😭
jana: YOU GUYS WERE TEXTING AFTER YOU SAID GOODBYE
jana: that is so fucking sweet azzi i can’t
morgan: I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER NOT LIKING ANYONE FOR YEARS YOU’VE FOUND YOUR SOULMATE
kaitlyn: woah woah woah
kaitlyn: soulmate is a bit strong
kaitlyn: they just went on one date
azzi: welllllllll
morgan: OH MY GOD
jana: no way
morgan: YOU’D CALL HER YOUR SOULMATE????
azzi: well no
azzi: but i really like her
azzi: like a lot
azzi: ugh
azzi: it’s over for me
paige: lowk yeah
paige: you sound down bad as fuck
azzi: whatever
azzi: at least i’m not from minnesota
paige: ??
paige: what does that have to do with anything
azzi: nothing it’s just a super lame state to be from
paige: wow ok
kaitlyn: paige be quiet we’re talking about azzi’s crush rn
jana: her soon to be girlfriend, sounds like
kaitlyn: after ONE DATE this is crazy
kaitlyn: azzi the most unmovable girl ever has found love
azzi: woah
paige: who said love
azzi: i never said love
kaitlyn: chill it’s a saying
jana: ok so
jana: did she kiss you
paige: wow it’s invasive in here
morgan: shhh paige everyone wants to know
azzi: no we didn’t
kaitlyn: that makes sense
kaitlyn: you don’t know each other like that
azzi: i think we’re like. acclimating
azzi: but it’s
azzi: nice
azzi: goddddd i feel like such a loser
jana: this is so fucking cute you like her so much
azzi: ugh 😞
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paige: :)
azzi: what r u smiling about
paige: u like me
azzi: no i don’t
paige: yes u do
paige: u literally said so
paige: like 8 times
azzi: you got the wrong bitch
paige: man wtf
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paige: hey
paige: i miss you
azzi: hiii
azzi: i miss you too :(
paige: i wish you were in all my classes
azzi: ugh you’re so cute
azzi: i’ll see you later today at practice
paige: yeah
paige: being in class with you is different tho
paige: it feels like no one is watching us
azzi: because we sit in the back corner and don’t pay attention to the lecture
paige: exactly
azzi: aren’t you in class rn?
azzi: you should pay attention when i’m not there to distract you
paige: i’m asking you to distract me
paige: i miss you
azzi: you’re so silly
azzi: you already said that
paige: fr?
paige: oh also
paige: i wanted to say
paige: i miss you
azzi: so dumb lol
paige: you gon say it back or what
azzi: i’m good thanks
paige: bruh
paige: ur lucky ur so beautiful
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azzi: stats crush and i are going to the movies together tonight
ice: what movie
sarah: what snacks are you going to get
jana: send fit pic
morgan: WHY IS NO ONE ASKING ABOUT THE GIRL
morgan: this is so exciting azzi!!!!! how do you feel!!!!
azzi: i’m excited 🥰
morgan: omg
morgan: are you going to hold her hand
azzi: probably……
morgan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
morgan: sosososo cute azzi i’m so excited for you
kk: 2FUDD2FURIOUSSSSS
kk: IKTRRRR
kaitlyn: can we get a picture of her
kaitlyn: second date is a great time to ask for a picture
azzi: nope
kaitlyn: :(
azzi: ok she’s picking me up gtg
paige: have fun
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paige: how was your date azzi
azzi: it was good :)
ice: what the hell
jana: say more immediately
azzi: it was really good
aubrey: aaand…
morgan: what. made it. really. good.
morgan: TELL!!! US!!!
azzi: well we held hands during the movie
azzi: that was nice
paige: does she have good hands
ice: ?
aubrey: good question paige
azzi: uh
azzi: yes
paige: what’s your favorite part of her
paige: appearance-wise
morgan: OOOOOH GOOD QUESTION
azzi: guys.
azzi: so nosy
morgan: plsplsplspls answer her plsplspls
azzi: smh
azzi: ok probably
azzi: her eyes?
azzi: idk
azzi: her face
paige: :)
azzi: whatever.
jana: tell us more about the date
jana: did you hang out after the movie?
azzi: yeah she drove me home and then we hung out in her car a bit
kk: 👀
paige: what did you do in the car
azzi: nosy
jana: tell us.
azzi: we talked
azzi: and held hands
kk: 👀👀👀
azzi: …and kissed
morgan: WHAT
morgan: WHATWHATWHATWHAT
jana: !!!!!!!!!!
ice: YES!!!
aubrey: how was it!!
kk: YEEAAAHHHHHHHH FUDD
jana: is she a good kisser
paige: answer that
azzi: you guys are way too nosy
aubrey: we’re your best friends
aubrey: this is normal best friend levels of curiosity
jana: azzi
jana: how was the kiss!!!
azzi: geez
azzi: it was good
azzi: she’s a good kisser
ice: oooooh
azzi: but after we kissed she was kinda like “ok bye”
azzi: i kinda wish i could’ve stayed a bit longer
paige: maybe she was nervous
jana: yeah you’re too pretty azzi she needed a moment to process her upness
morgan: i agree she was probably stunned by her luck!!
paige: ^
azzi: awww
azzi: thanks you guys
kk: did she text u after u left?
azzi: actually no
azzi: she didn’t
paige: ??
paige: bruh.
ice: i agree wtf stats girl
aubrey: smh
kk: girl boo
jana: kicks you out of her car and doesn’t even text you to tell you how beautiful you are??
jana: i’ll kill her
paige: .
azzi: ikr jana isn’t she the worst
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paige: you’re so annoying
azzi: what i’m hearing is that you want to sit alone in stats on wednesday
paige: shut up bruh
paige: of course i think you’re beautiful
paige: and i didn’t mean to kick you out of the car
paige: i’m sorry
azzi: it’s okay paige
azzi: i had a really good time
paige: me too
paige: i miss you already
paige: i should’ve come upstairs with you
azzi: simp
paige: ok
paige: fuck you
azzi: not yet paige we just had our first kiss
paige: CHILL
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paige: any updates on the stats girl azzi it’s been a while
morgan: omg she’s right!! you haven’t brought her up in two weeks
morgan: the last time you mentioned her was 12 days ago
morgan: i scrolled
azzi: hi
azzi: um
azzi: yes
azzi: we’ve been hanging out every day
azzi: and sleeping at each other’s places
morgan: !!!!!!!!!!
morgan: AAAAAAAAHHHHH
morgan: you guys are so so so cute!!!!!! i ship!!!!!
kaitlyn: wait i thought you slept at paige’s place last night
kaitlyn: is stats girl ok with that??
azzi: yeah she knows about that
azzi: she’s okay w it
paige: me & her on good terms
kaitlyn: YOU’VE MET HER????
kaitlyn: this is so not fair
kaitlyn: we don’t even know what she looks like
morgan: what do you think paige??? is she good for azzi???
paige: i think so yeah
paige: azzi’s down bad for her lol
azzi: shut up
azzi: she’s more of a simp than me
azzi: yesterday she was late to class because she dropped off a smoothie for me at my lecture
azzi: that i didn’t ask for
morgan: AWWWWWW
morgan: omg i like her 🥹
kaitlyn: next time you’re sleeping over can you snap a photo when she falls asleep
paige: ???
azzi: we have a lot of pictures together
azzi: i’m just choosing not to show them to you guys
kaitlyn: oh ok
kaitlyn: i’ll just hack ur phone then
azzi: patience is a virtue kaitlyn chen
kaitlyn: when will this purgatory end
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paige: it was funny at first but lowkey i hate talking about myself in the third person
paige: i hate thinking about you with some other girl
paige: even though i know that girl is me
paige: it feels weird when i’m texting about it
azzi: you’re so cute
azzi: ugh
azzi: i like you so so much
paige: ☺️
azzi: i’m sorry baby i’ll tell them soon
azzi: i have an idea i think it’ll be funny
azzi: soon i promise
paige: okay 😊
azzi: i can’t wait to see you later
paige: me too
paige: can i have a kiss when i get to your place
azzi: if you look cute
paige: bruh
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azzi: stats crush is coming to our game tomorrow!!
paige: 👀👀
jana: WE CAN MEET HER?
azzi: no
jana: bruh
jana: what’s even the point
paige: ur game gonna suffer knowing she’s watching?
azzi: no
kaitlyn: is she bringing her friends too
azzi: yeah her friends will be there too
kaitlyn: so her friends get to know who you are. but your friends don’t get to know who she is.
azzi: when you say it like that it sounds really funny
jana: i think you mean it sounds really unfair
jana: what happened to fairness
jana: what happened to equality
kaitlyn: exactly jana. exactly.
azzi: you guys will know eventually
azzi: i’m just taking my time
jana: for WHAT REASON
azzi: it makes me laugh 😇
kaitlyn: we hate you.
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yanna: and then i walked to the library
yanna: which i thought was 5 mins away but it felt like 20 mins
yanna: because it was 20 mins
sarah: rip
sarah: clap if you care
sarah: that’s so weird no one’s clapping
yanna: i hate this team
kk: YANNA
kk: DO NOT SAY THAT
azzi: should i have stats girl over to do the deed
paige: isn’t this a bit much to be sharing with the group chat
sarah: ew
kk: YES FUDD GET IT ONNNN
yanna: yes
morgan: YES!!!!
morgan: *clapping* i care yanna!!!
caroline: yessss azziiiii
azzi: ok thanks guys
caroline: update us 😇
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jana: azzi
jana: azzi
jana: azzi
yanna: how was it
sarah: can i leave this gc
jana: azzi
jana: azzi
caroline: it is the update hour
morgan: soooo exciting azzi i hope you had a good time
morgan: i hope she was nice!!!
jana: rate how freaky she is out of 10
kaitlyn: send a photo
kaitlyn: with clothes on
kk: AZZIIIIIIIIIIII
caroline: where are you azzi
azzi: hiiiii
kk: HOW WAS IT
jana: UPDATE US
paige: GODDAMN you guys are nosy
paige: nothing is sacred these days
caroline: no one cares about your opinion
kaitlyn: i care
kaitlyn: in your opinion paige, send a photo of the stats girl
paige: ??
azzi: it was really good
azzi: she’s kind of perfect
morgan: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
azzi: in the morning she looked so so so cute when she woke up
azzi: and we were cuddling so i snoozed my alarm 3 times and she kept telling me i needed to get up so i kissed her to be quiet
morgan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
yanna: cute
sarah: cringe
paige: were you late to class
azzi: yeah but who cares i got to spend the morning with the hottest woman ever
kaitlyn: wow wish we had a picture of her so we could validate this opinion!
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azzi: how is everyone’s day going?
aubrey: good! just had a test but i think it went well
azzi: yay!!
jana: fine
jana: waiting for my smoothie bowl
jana: cashier was kinda cute
jana: but he works at a smoothie bowl place
ice: aren’t those things like $15
ice: he prob makes bank
jana: ok sure
kaitlyn: my day is going horrible
kaitlyn: i ran out of bread at my apartment and i don’t have time to buy more until tomorrow
ice: how will you survive
kaitlyn: I DON’T KNOW ICE
kaitlyn: if i’m dead tomorrow you guys will know who caused it
aubrey: no i don’t think we will
ice: there was no culprit identified in your story
jana: yea isn’t the person who ate all your bread… you
yanna: i just woke up
kaitlyn: we had practice today
yanna: really? i don’t remember that
caroline: my mom called me today panicking because she couldn’t find her phone
aubrey: LOLLLL
ice: i hope i stay young forever
caroline: don’t be mean
ice: i’m sorry mrs. ducharme
morgan: my day is going good azzi hbu!!!!
azzi: it’s going well! i asked stats girl to be my gf and she said yes 🥰
jana: what.
kk: WHAAAAAAAT
morgan: OMMMMGGGGGGG
caroline: you didn’t tell me you were going to do that!?!??!!?!??!!!!!
jana: what.
aubrey: congrats azzi!!!
morgan: AZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ice: NO WAY
kaitlyn: congrats azzi!!!!
kaitlyn: this is kinda better than getting bread
morgan: HOW DID YOU DO IT
kk: CONGRATS FUDDDD
jana: azzi.
ice: how did you ask her???
jana: hand over my mouth i am speechless
kk: SHE’S WIFED UP Y’ALL
kk: OUR GIRL OFF THE MARKET
azzi: 🥰🥰🥰
caroline: this is so so insane i’m so happy for you azzi oh my god oh my god oh my god
jana: i can’t believe this
kaitlyn: can we finally see a picture of her now??????????
azzi: sure 😇
azzi: [image]
kaitlyn: that’s the wrong picture
caroline: that’s just you and paige
aubrey: i think you sent the wrong picture?
paige: no she didn’t lol
azzi: 😇
jana: WHAT.
morgan: wait what
caroline: AZZI?!?!
ice: NO WAY
kaitlyn: i don’t get it
kk: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
azzi: surpriseeeeee 😇
azzi: ok we’re going on a date now i’m turning off my phone
jana: YOU’RE THE WORST GIRL EVER
kaitlyn: wait
kaitlyn: it’s PAIGE???