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One day, I went out of my bed and thought, what if I put those with cornphobia in a corn store?
And I did it.
"Hello little fellas! Welcome to my Super Harmless Incredible To-be-loved adventure!"
I say as 6 little objects fell from the sky.
"Ugh, where are WE?" A little knife said
"You guys are in my adventure, hello?" I replied back to them
However, this rude knife guy kept on saying bad stuff, so of course I had to use my ultimate power...
AK-47!!
I shot the lil knife guy until he died and revived him back.
The rest where too stunned to speak.
"Now, let's first choose one person to get dressed, we are playing dress up!" I cheered.
Not the thin ass sheet guy.
Not the bootleg phone.
Not the Taco Bell.
Not the knife I shot.
Not I LOVE MY SOOTCASE.
AHA!
This Skibidi Toilet guy would be perfect!
"Since this is a corn themed-"
AHHH AHHH!
"Anyways, I will dress-"
LET ME GUY STUPID HUMANOID!😨😨😨
"Anyways as I was saying-"
MISTAH PHON-
"SHUT UP!"
"Anyways, I'm too lazy after this talking so.."
*POOF*
The skibidi Toilet magically got dressed into a corn dude.
Now we can finally start the adventure!