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One day, Joseph Joestar and Caesar were so bored that they had the genius plan to build a time machine and go to the 21st century to see a supermarket. They soon got to work and it had taken them 1 month until they had finally finished it. “We are finally done” said Caesar “yes we are” said Joseph, visibly excited. They soon jumped into the time machine and went to 2012. They were soon spinned into a tailspin and stretched to ungodly proportions, until they landed in Florida for some reason. As they got out, they noticed a strange store called Walmart, and they both got inside. Caesar was fascinated by the concepts of the colored televisions and was somewhat glued to it, while Joseph was browsing the food aisles, until he found his love. Joseph saw a box of cinnamon pop tarts and snatched them immediately. “CAESAR, CAESAR!” Joseph yelled. “What do you want jojo? You’re interrupting me from the color visions” said Caesar annoyed. “Can you please give me…” Joseph looks at the box “3.50” said jojo, enthusiastically. “JOJO!” Caesar said, disgusted by his begging. “Come on, I give you money!” Said Joseph with puppy dog eyes. “Fine” Caesar said defeated. At the register. Caesar realized that he had no American dollars and they ran out the store with their pop tarts in hand. Once safe, Joseph stole a toaster and hid in a hotel room with Caesar. “Don’t burn the hotel down” said Caesar. Joseph disregarded that, and put the toaster to 3 minutes. (For some people not in the know, when a pop tart is in the toaster for three minutes, it catches fire). Around the 3 minute mark, Joseph smelled burning, and the kitchen was on fire,Sadly, him never been exposed to electrical fires, he ran out holding Caesar as the building exploded. “Uh oh” said Joseph.