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The duck walked to the lemonade stand. And the duck said to the man running the stand. "Hey, give me all your hard earned money."
The man says no and pulls a grenade launcher out his pocket and shots the duck 57 times. The duck falls back and says "you'll regret everything you have ever done."
"Hah jokes on you I already do" said the man. The duck was utterly baffled.
So the duck said to the man. "Are you ok?"
The man said "no."
The man then saw how hurt the duck was and rushed to the vet. After that the duck asked the man if he could get grapes.
The man agrees because he thought they were for the duck. Then the duck threw the grapes in the man's face. It starts to rain in a dramatic way.
"Duck, why would you do that?"
"I'm allergic to grapes. You should know this but after two minutes of friendship I don't think we can be friends anymore."
"Why duck why."
"Because you thought I was a robber and shot me with a grenade launcher 57 freaking times."
Then they get struck by lightning from the heavens above because the authors didn’t know how to end the story.
THE END