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NOTInnocentvanilla: Oh! it's a group! and it appears I'm the admin..!
Igetbitcheslily: These given names are confusing but hello @Everyone!
powerbottemsalt: .
Powerbottemsalt: no.
Powerbottemsalt has left the group
Powerbottemsalt been added to the group
PowertopFaerie: Greetings everyone.
Powerbottemsalt: I regret not passing that phone.
Richesoverbitchescheeese: You can give it to ME!
Alcoholicberry: don't you have about 5000 iphone 17s.
Returntoflour: Soon your greed and 5000 iphones will disappear into nothing...
Richesoverbitchescheeese: maybe I should pick bitches over riches... heh.. you lowkey fine..
Returntoflour: ....
Returntoflour has gone offline
Iscreamtooloudcacao: Thank the heavens.
Returntoflour: RETURN TO NOTHING.
iscreamtooloudcacao has gone offline.
Alcoholicberry: oh no poor dark cacao...anyway you guys think he died or peed his pants.
Richesoverbitchescheeese: Both.
Returntoflour:Both
Nappysugar: Both..~
Igetbitcheslily: Both
PowertopFaerie: Both.
WITNESSDESTRUCTIONspice: BOTH!!!!! 😎😎😎🔥
Shadowwhoremilk: Bothhhhhhh!!!!
Powerbottemsalt: Both.
Evilwhitelily: Both.
NOTInnocentvanilla: Guys let's think positively maybe his phone died! or an occurrence came up..
NOTInnocentvanilla: you know what who am I kidding he probably shit himself too.
Iscreamtooloudcacao: Why are you guys gossiping me.
Returntoflour: Because you have PTSD from meeting me.
Iscreamtooloudcacao: it's reasonable! your scarier then my mother.
Returntoflour: I'm old enough to be your mother.
Iscreamtooloudcacao: your old enough to be in your grave.
Shadowwhoremilk: HAHHAHAHAAAAA LOL SILENT SALT YOU SEE THIS? YOU SHOULD FOLLOW BEHIND MISTY AND GO IN YOUR GRAVE!!!
Powerbottemsalt: I am in my grave, leave me, also shadow milk do me favour and jump off that cliff over there.
Shadowwhoremilk: Okay "Powerbottem"
Powerbottemsalt: Alright "Whore"
Shadowwhoremilk: ...
powerbottemsalt: ...
Shadowwhoremilk: YOUR MOM HITS YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER AT FULL SPEED MAX-
Powerbottemsalt: WHEN YOU TRY TO STRAIGHTEN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HAIR BITCH IT COILS BACK LIKE THE ROBLOX COIL SOUND BITCH.
*Coil noises*
Powerbottemsalt: I apologize for my crude and foul language everyone.
PowertopFaerie: You are forgiven my starlight.
Igetbitcheslily: Don't worry about it!
Evilwhitelily: Why am I alive.
Igetbitcheslily: Why are WE alive?
PowertopFaerie: Now that we mention or imply death, why am I alive? Ive been dead since forever.
Powerbottemsalt: Don't leave me again.
PowertopFaerie: You can come with me.
Powerbottemsalt: the whore has to die first.
Shadowwhoremilk: I just feel insulted! I'm not a whore! am i?
NOTInnocentvanilla: Well you walk around and show off like one.
Shadowwhoremilk: WHY are you watching me though!
NOTInnocentvanilla: It's not MY fault your the one walking around in clothes that's literally trying merge with your body!
NOTInnocentvanilla: n̶o̶t̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ I̶'̶m̶ c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶a̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶
NOTInnocentvanilla: I mean ehem! you should wear more loose clothes and less tight clothes.
Nappysugar: This person is right you should wear more loose clothes shadow milk.. nobody wants to see the ass you don't have..~
NOTInnocentvanilla: my name is pure vanilla... as the admin I suppose we do introductions to introduce ourselves! and so we dont confuse the viewer any more..!
NOTInnocentvanilla: I will start with a layout.
NOTInnocentvanilla: layout: Your name, something you like, and something you don't like.
NOTInnocentvanilla: My name is Pure vanilla, I like reading and white lily flowers, and I dislike people lying for their own benefit..
Nappysugar: My name is Eternal sugar!! I LOVE my dearest other half and my garden, I dislike the ones who try to leave me..
Igetbitcheslily: My name is white lily cookie, I love butterflies and reading, I dislike people not telling me important things before it's too late..
Richesoverbitchescheeese: My glorious name that you shall all be blessed to know of is golden cheese! yes me, THE golden cheese, ruler of the great cheese kingdom! And I love my treasures, and i hate white lily flowers.
Iscreamtooloudcacao: It's dark cacao, I'm unsure if there is something I truly like the most but I would say my subjects and loyal soldiers, I dislike mystic flour.
Returntoflour: The feeling is mutual....My name is mystic flour cookie, and there is no point of like or dislike when in the end it will just be nothing but flour...
WITNESSDESTRUCTIONspice: I'M BURNING SPICE 😎😎😎😎 AND I LOVE DESTRUCTION AND BURN AND FIRE AND A LOT OF DESTRUCTIVE STUFF! I HATE THAT DUMB BIRD!!!!!
Alcoholicberry: I'm hollyberry, I love Berry juice and making new friends, I hate making new enemies.
Shadowwhoremilk: I'M THE ONE THE ONLY! SHADOW MILK COOKIEEEEEE!! HEH..! BASK IN MY GRANDEUR AND! WHY SHOULD I LET YOU KNOW MY LIKES AND DISLIKES?
PowertopFaerie: I am Elder Faerie, I love white lily flowers and salt, and I dislike the evil that still reigns upon our world.
Powerbottemsalt: What do I get out of this?
PowertopFaerie: Hugs.
Igetbitcheslily: and cuddles!!!
Powerbottemsalt: fine..
Powerbottemsalt: My name is silent salt, I like horses, and I dislike the beasts and my wife's evil counterpart.
powertopFaerie: Correction, OUR wife.
Igetbitcheslily: 😓
Evilwhitelily: Rude.
Evilwhitelily: I'm dark enchantress! dont expect ME to chat in here often I have more important things to do then chat with people below me.
Igetbitcheslily: Your important things to do is play pickle ball secretly with dark cacao.
Iscreamtooloudcacao: WHITE LILY! you said you wouldn't tell!
Igetbitcheslily: Sorry I can't hold many secrets for long...
Richesoverbitchescheeese: And you wonder why people don't tell you things.
Richesoverbitchescheeese: Anyways DARK CACAO? YOUR PLAYING PICKLE BALL WITH HER? IGNORING WHAT WHITE LILY DID IS BAD! BUT PLAYING PICKLE BALL WITH THE REASON WHY I LOST MY TREASURES IS WORSE ENOUGH.
Igetbitcheslily: correction! people don't ignore what.. WE did.. it would just be awkward to bring it up every five seconds 😓
Richesoverbitchescheeese: Are YOU implying I bring it up every five seconds? hah! don't make me laugh.
Igetbitcheslily: you kind of do....especially when I talk about forgiveness...
NOTInnocentvanilla: Golden cheese i know its hard to forgive her but please just give her chance before the creator decides to kill her off like they did in canon..
????: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....!
????: Stop exposing my plans fam..
Igetbitcheslily: Should I be.. concerned..?
Evilwhitelily: We both should be! I don't want to die again! dying is a horrible thing death is just so! not my thing.
PowertopFaerie: You get used to it.
Nappysugar: Being dead isn't that bad! I get to rest all the time up there.
Powerbottemsalt: I thought you and the other two would be looking up at the ones alive, also death isn't bad or good.
WITNESSDESTRUCTIONspice: IS THAT AN INSULT? WHY WOULD I BE IN HELL?! I'M A AMAZING GUY! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😠😠😠😠
Returntoflour: You are not, also, hell or heaven that does not matter either because once I get there I'll turn them into flour too...
alcoholicberry: Wait, I have a question! if your turning dead people into flour even though turning alive cookies into flour kills them where do dead cookies go after they get turned into flour in heaven/Hell?
Returntoflour: They go into nothingness..
Alcoholicberry: But nothingness is not a place! so is it purgatory! or Is nothingness actually a secret dimension!?
Returntoflour: ....
Returntoflour: thinking too hard is another form of greed.
Alcoholicberry: But I just want to KNOW
Returntoflour: Fine, you want to know? come closer dear...
nappysugar: Is this yuri
Returntoflour: What is yuri?
Powerbottemsalt: ^
Nappysugar: Lesbians but they are freaky and it can also mean just lesbians too.
Nappysugar: Also there's this other one called yaoi it's for gay people!!
Alcoholicberry: Oh I know! mystic flour doesn't know either! Thats why she cant tell me.
Returntoflour: Return to nothing.
Alcoholicberry: That won't work! We are behind phone screens!
Returntoflour: I have not once felt hate for someone who deflects me.. but now I know that I do.
Alcoholicberry: Oh I'm sorry..!
Nappysugar: I can't tell if this is yuri or not
Returntoflour: I will not be a lesbians with an alcoholic.
Alcoholicberry: But i would want to be a lesbian with you! lesbians are really great friends right?
Nappysugar:.... Yes hollyberry.. really great friends
Alcoholicberry: THEN I WANT TO BE LESBIANS WITH @EVERYONE!
Nappysugar: HOLLYBERRY NO-