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doctor-stanford-pines
Entry #01
Greetings.
At the request of my niece, I will begin to 'blog' on this 'website'. Though my previous attempts at journaling ended incredibly poorly, I can only hope this will be more effective.
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gaylittlebitch reblogged
doctor-stanford-pines
Entry #01
Greetings.
At the request of my niece, I will begin to 'blog' on this 'website'. Though my previous attempts at journaling ended incredibly poorly, I can only hope this will be more effective.
My name is Stanford Pines. I am a researcher and cryptozoologist. I will be 'posting' my research on here as a record for the general public.
Signed, Stanford Pines.
gaylittlebitch
stanford pines? like, husband-of-the-president, stanford pines? why is he on fucking tumblr
doctor-stanford-pines
As I stated beforehand, my niece asked me to. My marital status is irrelevant to my ability to access the internet.
Sincerely, Stanford Pines.
gaylittlebitch
first lady(? gentleman?) stanford pines just told me to mind my business on tumblr.com. what the fuck
#wtf
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frank-n-furters-left-testical
Tumblr lore is so fucking wild. One of my moots pissed off the first gentleman.
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doctor-stanford-pines
Entry #19
Greetings.
Below is a photograph of my moth collection. Each is labeled in alphabetical order.
[Image ID: Photo of a moth collection organized and label alphabetically.
Sincerely, Stanford Pines.
penistheif
literally me
doctor-stanford-pines
I appreciate your enthusiasm for moths! May we speak further?
Sincerely, Stanford Pines.
penistheif
yeah, no problem bro
penistheif
throwback to the time I became friends with the first FuCKiNg gentleman
lol
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superwholock-fanatic
why is this motherfucker reblogging my spirk fanfic?
[Image ID: A notification of a reblog from user doctor-stanford-pines.]
doctor-stanford-pines
I missed out on thirty years of Star Trek. My great nephew said I should try to catch up.
mothmanshusband
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING THOSE THIRTY YEARS?
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thefoolinhisweddinggown
I think we should introduce the first gentleman to AO3
#on it #dippers gonna kill me for this :)
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mabelsguidetolife
Soos beat me to it. He's showing Grunkle Ford now.
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spirkfangurl
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
[Image ID: AO3 Email notification. It reads, "DoctorStanfordPines left kudos on there's a starman waiting in the sky.]
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