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@Lomedy
Enemies to Lovers ❌
Friends to Lovers ✅
(a picture of Flame and Lomedy on a café date)
[PRIVATE - EGGCHAN]
EGGCHAN
WEMMBU
DID U SEE LOMEDY'S POST
HE POSTED FLAME
WITH A CAPTION THAT SAYS "Friends to Lovers"
BRO DIDN’T U GUYS JUST BREAK UP LAST WEEK??
OMFG
WEMMBU
bro don’t start w me rn
I literally JUST woke up
tf u mean he’s w lomedy
CAN’T I CATCH A BREAK
OMG
EGGCHAN
TS CANNOT BE FR
THE NERVE???
DUDE U GOTTA FIGHT BACK 💔
REF DO SOMETHING
WEMMBU
tbh I lwk don’t want to
I’d just be wasting effort
good for them ig, they finally got together
EGGCHAN
…
FlameFrags just posted!
@Flame
always been u ♥️
(a photo of Lomedy watching fireworks)
[PRIVATE - EGGCHAN]
EGGCHAN
ALWAYS BEEN U?????
oh nah he’s SICK 😭
WEMMBU
…yeah
EGGCHAN
ok no
I take it back
we’re not letting this slide
WEMMBU
egg pls don’t start
EGGCHAN
hear me out.
WEMMBU
I don’t like that already
EGGCHAN
u know how flame has that one favorite athlete
WEMMBU
…what
EGGCHAN
parrot.
WEMMBU
BRO 😭
EGGCHAN
no listen
if he wanna play that “always been u”
then u hit him where it hurts
WEMMBU
this is a terrible idea
EGGCHAN
date his favorite athlete bro
we both know u are not going to date manepear
and his dad is too old ngl
so try his favorite athlete
WEMMBU
???
EGGCHAN
I’m serious
watch how fast that “always been u” switches up
WEMMBU
egg this is INSANE
EGGCHAN
and yet…
u’re not saying no
WEMMBU
…
shut up 💀
YOUR A FREAKING GENIUS ILY
EGGCHAN
Ofc u do
His social media user is @ParrotX2
WEMMBU
thanks broski
Hesitantly, Wemmbu opens Instagram.
He stares at the search bar for a second too long.
Types it anyway.
ParrotX2.
Profile. Follow.
Done.
His thumb hovers over his screen—like something irreversible just happened.
[GROUPCHAT — PARROT, WIFIES, THEO, SPOKE & OTHERS]
PARROT
guys
do u know a wemmbu blade?
THEO
dude are u serious
why r u asking
and how do u NOT know him
WIFIES
he literally lives under a rock bro
PARROT
he just followed me on twitter and instagram
WIFIES
HUHHH???
are u sure u didn’t follow him first
PARROT
I don’t even know him prior to this moment
THEO
why did it have to be u
it could’ve been me bruh 😭
WIFIES
(2)
SPOKE
(3)
PARROT
u guys are sooo helpful
SPOKE
wait u actually don’t know who he is??
PARROT
no??
SPOKE
bro…
that’s literally Technoblade’s son
PARROT
technoblade has a SON???
THEO
yeah ok don’t even try explaining
his brain only has sports and exams
WIFIES
anyway
he’s basically the campus muse/crush rn
brand deals, campaigns, all that
jumper cosmetics, dior, etc
PARROT
…
and he followed me?
THEO
exactly.
WIFIES
u might be cooked bro
SPOKE
I wonder why he followed you
maybe u should talk to him
like idk… thank him or something
PARROT
I don’t even know him
it could literally be a misclick
WIFIES
things are so different when you’re popular huh
I’M ALSO A VARSITY HELLO???
I’M THE BEST ONE HERE???
PARROT
?
THEO
this is not about u bro 😭
SPOKE
just dm him
worst case he ignores u
WIFIES
best case u bag a campus celebrity 💀
PARROT
u guys are insane
THEO
and yet…
u’re still thinking about it
PARROT
…
what do I even say
SPOKE
“hi”
WIFIES
NO???
not “hi” 😭
THEO
yeah don’t embarrass us
PARROT
I hate all of you
Wemmbu stares at his screen.
Following.
The button already changed.
There’s no taking it back now.
For a moment, everything is quiet
[PRIVATE - EGGCHAN]
WEMMBU
I DID IT
EGGCHAN
…
u WHAT
WEMMBU
I FOLLOWED HIM
EGGCHAN
OH MY GOD 😭
WEMMBU
WHY DID I DO THAT
WHAT IF HE THINKS I’M WEIRD
EGGCHAN
u ARE weird
WEMMBU
THIS IS NOT HELPING
EGGCHAN
ok ok wait
did he follow u back
WEMMBU
NO???
IT’S BEEN 10 SECONDS
OMG IM PANICKING SO BAD
EGGCHAN
damn… he hates u already
WEMMBU
I’M UNFOLLOWING
FUCK THIS PLAN BRUHA
EGGCHAN
NO???
WEMMBU
YES???
His finger hovers over the button. His mind in a constant contemplation.
Unfollow?
Follow?
Unfollow—
He locks his phone instead.
Throws it onto his bed like it burned him.
Picks it back up immediately.
WEMMBU
what if he saw it
what if he’s telling his friends rn
what if flame sees
EGGCHAN
GOOD.
let him see.
WEMMBU
I can’t do this
EGGCHAN
u already did 💀
Wemmbu opens the app again.
Still no follow back.
Still nothing.
His chest feels tight—like he just did something irreversible over a single tap.
WEMMBU
why does this feel worse than the breakup
EGGCHAN
because this one was my idea 😭
WEMMBU
I hate u
EGGCHAN
u love me
WEMMBU
I’m muting u
EGGCHAN
DO NOT—
Wemmbu closes the chat. Opens Parrot’s profile again.
Shares.
Refresh.
Nothing.
Refresh.
Nothing.
He groans, dropping his face into his pillow.
“…this is so embarrassing.”
And yet—
He doesn’t unfollow.