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CW// They negros, ghetto, and unhinged asf, that's it carry on
Oh! And they're third-years
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☆On this weeks episode of My Hood Academia☆
Izuku sat on Shoto's bed, adding to his notes from their earlier class before handing the journal over to Shoto so he could copy them. He then pulled out his phone and laid back on the bed texting Katsuki who sent him pic. Izuku saved it before sending a plethora of emojis then going to TikTik to pass the time while texting in between.
"We're going to that party this weekend right?" Shoto asked.
"Yeah unless something better comes up," Izuku told him.
"I gotta find something to wear," Shoto groaned.
"Stop stressing, you know you look good in everything," Izuku tapped away as Shoto's door opened.
"What if Sero doesn't like it?"
"Fuck him, he better like it if he don't want me to beat his ass," Izuku said dead serious.
"Damn, it's like that?" Sero came in behind Denki and bent down to kiss Shoto who was on the floor "Wear whatever you want baby, I'll love it,"
Shoto slowly kissed him back, "Ok,"
Denki gagged and laid down on top of Izuku who put an arm around him, "Y'all make me sick,"
"I know damn well you not talking," Shoto said dryly.
"Wasn't you on facetime with us last night while Hito was eatin' yo ass?" Sero raised a brow.
"This not about me right now," Denki rolled his eyes.
"Um, hop off my bae dick and worry about ya daddy's bald spots. Big bobblehead ass lil boy, " Izuku looked away from his phone.
"Damn, what papa Sero do to you?" Denki laughed.
Sero rolled his eyes, "Bro what did I do to you now? I thought we was locked in? I thought we was togetha foeva? I thought we was Phil and Lil?"
(If you don't know them you TEW young😞)
"I love you twin but ima beat yo ass, why you promise me snacks then gave my shit to that horse face bitch in 1-B? You wild disrespectful for that," Izuku mugged him.
Sero walked over to Izuku hugging him, "I'm sorryyyy,"
"Move don't touch me, you fake as hell," Izuku tried to push him away.
"I'll buy you some snacks tomorrow, I promise," Sero told him.
Izuku looked him up and down, "Mhm, we'll see,"
"Can I get a hug? Please?"
Izuku gave him a lil pat then pushed him away making Sero laugh and shake his head, "Ole mean ass,"
Denki straddled Izuku's lap and laid on his chest, getting comfortable in Shoto's bed and pulling the covers up.
"Y'all nasty asses better not get too comfortable in my bed,"
Denki sucked his teeth, "You acting like we fucking, I'm just taking a nap,"
"Knowing y'all ya probably under them covers hunching," Sero snorted.
"I got a whole man, leave me alone," Denki turned away from them.
"His freaky ass don't care, you know he wanna fuck Izu too," Shoto shook his head.
"Why y'all always ganging up on my wife? He just be minding his business," Izuku glared.
"You and yo wife can kiss my ass, he be bullying me when you not around," Shoto stood up and stretched.
"Bully him back then, you bigger than him," Izuku shrugged.
"Now you know you not gone let him," Sero laughed.
"Fine, can't nobody bully my best friends but me," Izuku went back to his phone.
"Fineeee," Denki got comfortable.
"Wait hold up, can you not?"
"Too late bitch,"
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"Husbanddddd~!"
Denki came out of buttfuck nowhere and hugged Izuku's neck making him smile, "Hi gumdrop,"
Izuku and Denki are those best friends who are always all over each other and playfully flirt twenty-five-eight. If you didn't know they were friends you'd think they were really dating though they don't really have romantic feelings for one another. Both of them just think flirting with their friends is funny and flirting with someone who matches your energy immediately makes it more fun.
And now they like acting like an old married couple or just a couple in general, it's rare to see them not acting like they're together. Shinso is completely fine with it, sometimes he even joins in because the three of them are absolutely unhinged together. Katsuki on the other hand hates it, actually, he hates Izuku interacting with any of his friends even if it's just a simple hi.
Katsuki doesn't hate that Izuku and Denki are so touchy-feely, he hates that there's someone who even wants to touch him. Before people avoided him like the plague making Izuku touch starved and all over Katsuki. Now that Izuku feels loved him being clingy to Katsuki lost its appeal and just became annoying.
Now Izuku barely touches him because it pisses Katsuki off every time he does. Izuku suspects Katsuki only liked him when he was bullied and alone because he only had him and was obsessed with him. But now that Izuku has friends and confidence and no longer lets people look down on him Katsuki lost interest.
He's attracted to people he can control, at least that's what Shoto keeps telling him though Izuku wants to wait it out. He lost feelings once Katsuki started to disrespect his friends and treat him weirdly but he decided just wait it out and see what happens.
Denki moved around the couch and happily sat across Izuku's lap making Katsuki scowl, "You always loud as fuck for no reason, go somewhere with all that shit,"
Denki's face fell, his entire mood ruined, and got up leaving now upset making Izuku mug him and get up too.
Katsuki grabbed his arm, "Where you going? The movie not done," he said dryly.
Izuku shook him off, "Move, you get on my damn nerves," he glared at him and walked off.
"Deku? Deku really?" Katsuki called after him before sucking his teeth.
Izuku caught up to Denki and put an arm around him, the other male kept walking, still clearly pissed off about just now.
"I'll deal with him later ok? Wanna leave for now?" Izuku asked.
"Let's go to Shi's," Denki sighed.
"Alright,"
Izuku took his hand and swung it as they left Heights Alliance and headed for Mighty Allegiance, class Bs dorm building. They just walked in and class b paid them no mind, used to it by now, and carried on as usual. They got in the elevator and went up to Shinso's floor, opening his door since it was unlocked.
"Now what if I was beating my meat?" Shinso said annoyed.
"We'd cheer you on?" Izuku snorted.
"Oh, I thought it was Neito's nosey ass again," Shinso stood up.
Denki jumped on him, "Shi Shi," he frowned.
Shinso kissed him, "Bitchboy acting up again? I'm not sorry," he turned to Izuku.
Izuku just sat on the boy's chair and shrugged, "I don't care right now but I'll probably hit you later,"
"Bet," Shinso lifted Denki, who slid down a little, up by his butt "Your ass is getting fatter," he sat down with him.
Denki looked back, "Is it really?"
"It is," Izuku agreed.
Denki smiled, "Good,"
"So how long you hiding out here?" Shinso asked.
"We'll probably stay the night, I don't feel like walking all the way back there," Izuku pulled out his phone.
"Yeah, I'm not walking by myself," Denki said dryly.
"Scary ass," Shinso teased.
"So," Denki stuck out his tongue.
Izuku got up and laid across the bed as he looked at the group chat, "So you going to the party?"
"Yeah, I'll make a lil appearance I guess," Shinso shrugged.
Denki rolled his eyes, "He think he famous,"
"Right," Izuku snorted.
"Damn, why y'all hating on me? I am famous,"
Izuku sat his phone down and turned to him, "Boy famous for what?"
"I got the biggest dick on campus," He shrugged.
"I- Nari is literally the only one who knows how big it is. Yo ass is not famous," Izuku rolled his eyes.
"Nah my nudes got leaked and now people keep asking to fuck," Shinso sighed.
"How the fuck yo nudes get leaked?"
"That's on me," Denki got off him "I was texting him, and like three different groupchats, we was arguing about which nude to use as his Simplylovers profile pic. So I told him to use my favorite one so he was like which one is that and I sent it to the Bakusquad group chat by accident. I'm pretty sure Hagakure's messy ass the one that spread it around but yeah," he laughed.
(This one easy😂)
"One how the fuck you start a Simplylovers account and two I need to see this shit," Izuku sat up.
"Don't worry about all that and just subscribe to me, support ya boy," Shinso told him.
Denki handed his phone to Izuku who looked at it, zooming in and everything before handing it back.
"I mean it's big but you definitely not the biggest cause my shit bigger," Izuku told him.
"Why you lying like that?"
"I'm so serious,"
"Let me see," Denki held out his hand.
Izuku went to his hidden album and handed it over, laughing as they scrolled through it wide-eyed.
"Ain't no way, you photoshopped this didn't you?"
"Why would I lie on my dick?" Izuku rolled his eyes.
"This shit not even fair,"
"I'm just blessed like that," Izuku shrugged.
They scrolled too far and Denki tossed the phone, "EWWW!"
Izuku picked it up to see a video Katsuki sent him the other day, "My bad," he laughed.
"I can never look at him again bro," Denki shook his head.
"The loud ones are always the bottom," Shinso snorted.
"Now I see why he gets so jealous of me, he don't wanna share Izu slim jim," Denki snickered.
Izuku laughed, "Nah we don't really have sex like that, he always taps out like six minutes in so we just use toys,"
"That's tragic,"
"No wonder you so mean, you sexually frustrated all the time," Shinso shook his head.
"Boy-"
"It's ok friend it'll get better," Shinso sniffled as he fake cried.
"I'm bout to punch you,"
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Their sexualities cuz why not lol
Izu- Pan
Shoto- Demisexual
Denki- Bi (preference for guys)
Shinso- Bi
Kiri- Androsexual (Questions it later)
Kats- Gay
Mina- Lesbian (Might fuck a guy if drunk enough and he's pretty lol)
Aoyama- Gay
Uraraka- Bi-curious
Jirou- Bi (her name autocorrected to kirk💀)
Momo- Demisexual
Iida- Sapiosexual
Mineta- Bi (still in the closet, was straight until he saw Izu in the locker room😭)
Kage(Tokoyami)- Straight/curious
Fumi(DarkShadow)- Bi
Tsu- Pan
Shoji- Questioning
Sero- Bi
Sato- Straight
Koda- Isn't sure
Hagakure- Straight
Ojiro- Straight