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2026-05-08
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“It’s just a joke dude!”

Summary:

Kokichi slaps kibo’s ass then gets his fingers crushed

Notes:

I found this in my brain and the resource of that thing in my brain was something I found on the internet a year ago? Maybe. I don’t know where that came from

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It was 7 am and kokichi was bored. There was no one for him to annoy so he had to find someone to annoy. He breathed his own smelly ahh breath and almost DIED. anyways. He was a lazy ass so he didn’t brush his teeth, and went to the cafeteria straight away.

When he got there, there was one person. Which that person was not a person but a robot pretending to be a person. He might be robophobic. He thinks he is but at the same time kokichi swears he’s not. Kibo was reading a book and his back was turned so his robot ass was facing kokichi. And kibo didnt know anyone was there. Suddenly kokichi had a mischievous and impulsive idea.

he slowly crept behind the robot, trying not to giggle like a manic.

“GOOD MORNING~♪ KIBO!” Kokichi greeted, then slapped that piece of metal. Kibo jerked up and turned around embarrassed and mechanical face red as hell. Book falling down.

“WHAT THE HECK! MORON!” Kibo screamed in his face. Kokichi was laughing and pointing at the robot. “BHAAHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!”


kibo then slapped that boy in the face. Kibo was so embarrassed.

 

”Ow! Calm down it’s just a joke!”

“The only one who’s laughing at that immature joke is you!”

 

kibo then pushed Kokichi on the ground and with the use of a door, kibo smashed his fingers.

 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

 

”ha ha!”

 

 

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